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Tengrain
@tengrain.bsky.social
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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal.

An OG, award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors.com and sometimes at crooksandliars.com.

* Social Media Cult Failure ‘06
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I’m going to be listening to The Professional Left Podcast starring @bluegal.bsky.social and @driftglass.bsky.social and you should too! Available where’er you find Pods or here:

professionalleft.blogspot.com

Me listening to the #ProLeftPod, probably↓
An old timey picture of a cat listening to the ProLeft Podcast on a wireless with a headset.
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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No Lie Detected.

(From partyon.xyz/@nando161/11...)
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Is that flop sweat I smell?
a post from The Orange 🤡 : "The Democrats are trying to bring up the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax again because they'll do anything at all to deflect on how badly they've done on the Shutdown, and so many other subjects. Only a very bad, or stupid, Republican would fall into that trap. The Democrats cost our Country $1.5 Trillion Dollars with their recent antics of viciously closing our Country, while at the same time putting many at risk - and they should pay a fair price. There should be no deflections to Epstein or anything else, and any Republicans involved should be focused only on opening up our Country, and fixing the massive damage caused by the Democrats."
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Mamdani wins!

We cut now to live reaction from Merde-a-Lardo:
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Uh....
Michael Adams, @KYSecState: "We're getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry."
November 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I’m going to be listening to The Professional Left Podcast starring @bluegal.bsky.social and @driftglass.bsky.social and you should too! Available where’er you find Pods or here:

professionalleft.blogspot.com

Me listening to the #ProLeftPod, probably↓
A dog with a very concerned expression listening to the ProLeft Podcast on headphones connected to a phone.
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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He’s literally destroying the White House now, not just symbolically.
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Here’s one:
#NoKings Rally at the Seattle Center
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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The Orange 🤡 has commuted Milli Brazilli’s sentence

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Takes one fraudster to know one:
George Santos in profile, looking up. The headline reads, “Are you there God? It’s me—Cher."
October 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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The infamous Biden Time Machine strikes again!

According to Grandpa Sundowner —who was prznint on J-6 BIDEN DID IT!!1!
October 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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@alizawrites.bsky.social You could hold up this mug for Bondi #momocrats
October 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I’m going to be listening to The Professional Left Podcast starring @bluegal.bsky.social and @driftglass.bsky.social and you should too! Available where’er you find Pods or here:

professionalleft.blogspot.com

Me listening to the #ProLeftPod, probably↓
A teddy bear wearing headphones sitting on a black leather sofa.
October 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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I’m going to be listening to The Professional Left Podcast starring @bluegal.bsky.social and @driftglass.bsky.social and you should too! Available where’er you find Pods or here:

professionalleft.blogspot.com

Me listening to the #ProLeftPod, probably↓
A brown and white doggie with very pointy ears wearing a pair of large headphones is grinning no doubt because it likes listening to The Professional Left Podcast!
September 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Guys, we got the #Rapture totally wrong.
A cat, mysteriously in mid air as if being lifted by a mystical force, looks on, non-plussed about going to heaven.
September 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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“That’s the weirdest lamp I’ve ever seen."
An indoors picture of The Orange 🤡, King Charles, Camilla, and Mel who is wearing her dark purple hat such that it looks like a lampshade.
September 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I’m going to be listening to The Professional Left Podcast starring @bluegal.bsky.social and @driftglass.bsky.social and you should too! Available where’er you find Pods or here:

professionalleft.blogspot.com

Me listening to the #ProLeftPod, probably↓
September 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Comic photoshop of RFK Jr saying, “Shit.” Above his head is the word “Oath”. The caption reads, “Roadkill Gourmet, Secretary Brainworm swears under oath” Signed by Tengrain
September 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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The only “truth” in The Orange 🤡 ’s post is his inferred claim that he has the illegitimate and corrupt John Roberts SCOTUS in his pocket.

Oh, and he STILL doesn’t know how tariffs work!
@realDonaldTrump ALL TARIFFS ARE STILL IN EFFECT! Today a Highly Partisan Appeals Court incorrectly said that our Tariffs should be removed, but they know the United States of America will win in the end. If these Tariffs ever went away, it would be a total disaster for the Country. It would make us financially weak, and we have to be strong. The U.S.A. will no longer tolerate enormous Trade Deficits and unfair Tariffs and Non Tariff Trade Barriers imposed by other Countries, friend or foe, that undermine our Manufacturers, Farmers, and everyone else. If allowed to stand, this Decision would literally destroy the United States of America. At the start of this Labor Day weekend, we should all remember that TARIFFS are the best tool to help our Workers, and support Companies that produce great MADE IN AMERICA products. For many years, Tariffs were allowed to be used against us by our uncaring and unwise Politicians. Now, with the help of the United States Supreme Court, we will use them to the benefit of our Nation, and Make America Rich, Strong, and Powerful Again! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Fat Nixon is going to go for a ride in The Beast tonight and give a thumbs-up to white people in Georgetown.

#DC
DC Street Art (Banksy-Style) of someone throwing a subway sandwich.
August 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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One of my pals sent me this, it’s pretty great:
© Oliver Kornetzke Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul—all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but has always been—arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn’t just lose its soul—it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.
August 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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“Come, Igor"

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August 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I’m going to be listening to The Professional Left Podcast starring @bluegal.bsky.social and @driftglass.bsky.social and you should too! Available where’er you find Pods or here:

professionalleft.blogspot.com

Me listening to the #ProLeftPod, probably↓
August 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Artist rendition:

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In the foreground, Martha Ann Alito looking suitably annoyed. In the back ground: a sea of rainbow flags at a pride parade. Above her, a giant rainbow flag with a cartoon gay muscle dude with the word, “Vergogna” in a comic script underneath.
August 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM