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terrariumtails.bsky.social
Tales From The Terrarium
@terrariumtails.bsky.social
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🔞, 31 year old Nano-Urbanist in the Pacific Northwest. Contributor to #Sizesky, avowed Middle, Incontinent, Will probably talk to you about civilizations in terrariums.
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · Apr 14
An introductory post for those of you who may not have met me before!

Hi! I’m Cadence, a size-shifting although mostly micro or nano-sized civet. Sometimes I’m a massive dinosaur who Steps In People.

No, really, that’s not a typo www.furaffinity.net/view/59036265/
A colossal red Dakotaraptor’s feet stepping on/in a city, reducing it to little more than a footstep crater
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 6m
Stoats and Rats Are Just Evil, Just Plain Evil, Apparently
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 8m
Look someone’s gotta build the houses, abbeys, walls, culverts, sewer outfall lines…
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 12m
Reading Redwall for the sake of being a well-read Middle and I can’t help but shake the feeling that if I made a mouse-sona I’d probably be something like a bricklayer or something because damn I love being the background critter
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 13m
Buying burrito taxi futures
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Summit + KC @kc.diaper.church · Aug 25
it's a good strategy to have 3 or more kinks and to hyoerfocus on them one at a time. a rotation will allow one kink gauge to deplete while the others recharge. this way you can be a desperate little freak without interruption.
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 1d
Happy birthday little explorative critter!
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 1d
Oh do I have the booze for you www.hiddenlegendwinery.com
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 1d
Take a goblet of my 12.5% mead and I’ll be giggling while watching
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 1d
… and I’M the baby
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 1d
Hashtag Why Not Both
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 1d
Way ahead of you with writing out a description!
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 1d
Adding “Complicated Diaper Print Tax” to the list of Furry Additional Charges, alongside the Spot Tax (which I pay gleefully) and the Wing Tax (which I don’t have… yet)
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 1d
Just Add Chocolate
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 2d
Trying to explain Wings of Fire to the giant dragon who suddenly decides to identify with the dragons they most resemble
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Marcus’s Evil Twin 🎃 @gosupermarcus.bsky.social · 2d
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 2d
Not me grabbing the huge gallon jug of water labeled “STRATS”
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 2d
drenching your pants literally a minute after a change
“SPEEDRUN, TOP STRATS”
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 2d
gonna fill up an enema bag and call it “Action Replay”
Or “Gameshark”
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 2d
Wow, and both of you are SO TINY
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 2d
It’s one of those fun little worldbuilding and bonding things that makes me weak in the knees and go “AWWWWUH”

… yes I’d certainly read aloud to the massive creature who is genuinely curious about how this book’s plot proceeds
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 2d
waiting for someone to comment about Aragorn’s tax rates?
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 2d
Yuri (the Soviet psychic) on ice
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 2d
On my way to r/crusaderkings
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 2d
Explaining fiction from my world to the giant creature who helps maintain the terrarium that I live in, while also learning about the fiction that they have in theirs: Because why not have cultural exchange
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Tales From The Terrarium @terrariumtails.bsky.social · 2d
And boggling, canNOT forget boggling
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