Terrence Doyle
@terrencedoyle.bsky.social
Mostly lapsed journalist seen in The Guardian, Vice, Eater, 538, Good Deadspin, Jacobin, some others. Fully lapsed Catholic.
Soccer enjoyer. Ski guy. 20th century literature liker. Undisciplined painter. Copywriter.
Opinions not mine but rather God’s.
Soccer enjoyer. Ski guy. 20th century literature liker. Undisciplined painter. Copywriter.
Opinions not mine but rather God’s.
I don’t love how Mo went about things today but also, he’s one of the three best players in the history of the club and one of the five best players in the history of the Premier League. So much goodwill in the bank. What I do think is that it tells us that things are BAD bad in that dressing room.
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I don’t love how Mo went about things today but also, he’s one of the three best players in the history of the club and one of the five best players in the history of the Premier League. So much goodwill in the bank. What I do think is that it tells us that things are BAD bad in that dressing room.
So much weirder than I could have known in the moment I hit send tweet, turns out
Alright the big question now is how weird can Liverpool make it from here on out?
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
So much weirder than I could have known in the moment I hit send tweet, turns out
The Salah stuff is just disastrous. What a farcical season in every possible way.
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The Salah stuff is just disastrous. What a farcical season in every possible way.
This is not the worst Liverpool team I’ve ever watched in terms of talent, but it’s by far the worst Liverpool team I’ve ever watched in terms of vibes. Rotten, stinking vibes.
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is not the worst Liverpool team I’ve ever watched in terms of talent, but it’s by far the worst Liverpool team I’ve ever watched in terms of vibes. Rotten, stinking vibes.
Slot has made basically every wrong decision he could make since the beginning of October and Liverpool’s season is in the dumpster as a result. Idk, feels fireable to me.
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Slot has made basically every wrong decision he could make since the beginning of October and Liverpool’s season is in the dumpster as a result. Idk, feels fireable to me.
Slot’s got to fucking go man
We set up to not lose (as losers tend to do), played like shit, got gifted 2-0, and still managed to throw it away against relegation fodder.
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Slot’s got to fucking go man
There’s a world where Liverpool wins these past two matches and is just six points off top, despite how fucking bad they’ve been since September. Alas, we live in the other world where the manager has no fucking idea what he’s doing week to week or even minute to minute. Guy must go.
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
There’s a world where Liverpool wins these past two matches and is just six points off top, despite how fucking bad they’ve been since September. Alas, we live in the other world where the manager has no fucking idea what he’s doing week to week or even minute to minute. Guy must go.
I fucking hate this Liverpool team man
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I fucking hate this Liverpool team man
They’ll lose 4-3 instead of 3-2
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They’ll lose 4-3 instead of 3-2
Liverpool continue to be soft as fucking baby shit
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Liverpool continue to be soft as fucking baby shit
Konaté is a joke
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Konaté is a joke
Alright the big question now is how weird can Liverpool make it from here on out?
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Alright the big question now is how weird can Liverpool make it from here on out?
hahahahahaha dumb sport
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
hahahahahaha dumb sport
Watching Liverpool try to do anything is like having a dream where you’re just trying to tie your shoes but your teeth keep falling out whenever you bend down
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Watching Liverpool try to do anything is like having a dream where you’re just trying to tie your shoes but your teeth keep falling out whenever you bend down
It’s December and I have no idea what a Liverpool goal looks like.
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It’s December and I have no idea what a Liverpool goal looks like.
Liverpool not awake for the start of yet another game, you say?
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Liverpool not awake for the start of yet another game, you say?
Not the certificate of authenticity lmaoooo
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not the certificate of authenticity lmaoooo
The FIFA peace prize is presented on behalf of all of us
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The FIFA peace prize is presented on behalf of all of us
Alright I think that's all I can take of this World Cup draw. Painful watch.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Alright I think that's all I can take of this World Cup draw. Painful watch.
Making an "it's not soccer it's football" joke in the first 20 seconds. Damn dude, this is more shit than I anticipated.
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Making an "it's not soccer it's football" joke in the first 20 seconds. Damn dude, this is more shit than I anticipated.
Signed up for AMC+ to rewatch Mad Men. Found out three days later it was on HBO Max. Cancelled AMC+. Found out a day after that the vomit hose guy is visible in every scene on HBO Max. Ten dollars poorer either way you split the atom. Beautiful media ecosystem imo.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Signed up for AMC+ to rewatch Mad Men. Found out three days later it was on HBO Max. Cancelled AMC+. Found out a day after that the vomit hose guy is visible in every scene on HBO Max. Ten dollars poorer either way you split the atom. Beautiful media ecosystem imo.
Any day the Boys lose is a good day imo
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Any day the Boys lose is a good day imo
Reposted by Terrence Doyle
easy to imagine benny johnson huffing asbestos on camera to own the libs
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
easy to imagine benny johnson huffing asbestos on camera to own the libs
Wonder what David Simon’s up to right now. (He’s searching his own name.)
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Wonder what David Simon’s up to right now. (He’s searching his own name.)
People really shouldn’t forget that Mikel Merino looks like a Bob Burger
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
People really shouldn’t forget that Mikel Merino looks like a Bob Burger