Terrible Band Names
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I make funny, strange, and sometimes transgressive songs (parodies, originals, covers) from imaginary musical acts. Synthetic music, real lyrics. Boiling the oceans to make people laugh since May 2024.
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Sluggo would do the same thing when they tried to give him medicine inside a little treat.
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Sluggo would do the same thing when they tried to give him medicine inside a little treat.
Foreword by David Allan Coe
David Allan Coe - Fuck Anita Bryant
YouTube video by Roy Ross
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December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Foreword by David Allan Coe
That movie had an amazing cast
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
That movie had an amazing cast
The safest way to feed Sluggo is through some kind of hole.
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The safest way to feed Sluggo is through some kind of hole.
That's surprising. I read in The Economist that Millennials killed whittling (via their embrace of 3D printing, mostly).
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
That's surprising. I read in The Economist that Millennials killed whittling (via their embrace of 3D printing, mostly).
I was never a Doctor Who viewer, but it was always weird to watch an old British TV show and see an actor from Star Wars or Raiders:
Pennies from Heaven - Kenneth "Admiral Piett" Colley
Porridge - Ronald "Toht" Lacey
OK, maybe it was just those two. But there have been movie sightings as well.
Pennies from Heaven - Kenneth "Admiral Piett" Colley
Porridge - Ronald "Toht" Lacey
OK, maybe it was just those two. But there have been movie sightings as well.
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I was never a Doctor Who viewer, but it was always weird to watch an old British TV show and see an actor from Star Wars or Raiders:
Pennies from Heaven - Kenneth "Admiral Piett" Colley
Porridge - Ronald "Toht" Lacey
OK, maybe it was just those two. But there have been movie sightings as well.
Pennies from Heaven - Kenneth "Admiral Piett" Colley
Porridge - Ronald "Toht" Lacey
OK, maybe it was just those two. But there have been movie sightings as well.
I watched this early David Tennant show quite a few years ago and recall enjoying it:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takin%2...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takin%2...
Takin' Over the Asylum - Wikipedia
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December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I watched this early David Tennant show quite a few years ago and recall enjoying it:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takin%2...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takin%2...
If I'm not mistaken, The Simpsons qualifies. So let's say seasons 3-10 (give or take) of The Simpsons.
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
If I'm not mistaken, The Simpsons qualifies. So let's say seasons 3-10 (give or take) of The Simpsons.
Maybe they would get it if you took some big whiffs from your oxygen mask and said "Baby wants to post"
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Maybe they would get it if you took some big whiffs from your oxygen mask and said "Baby wants to post"
If it happened to me, I would honestly prefer that it go from brain to asshole. I don't want to die with poop particles in my brain. "Hey, remember that guy who got cut in half by the atomic blade? He got poop particles pushed up into his brain, ha ha." No thank you!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If it happened to me, I would honestly prefer that it go from brain to asshole. I don't want to die with poop particles in my brain. "Hey, remember that guy who got cut in half by the atomic blade? He got poop particles pushed up into his brain, ha ha." No thank you!!
And Spotify, the Ed Gein of music streaming: open.spotify.com/album/2By4Wa...
Last Christmas
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December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And Spotify, the Ed Gein of music streaming: open.spotify.com/album/2By4Wa...
YouTube Music: music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Last Christmas - Album by Terrible Band Names
Listen to Last Christmas by Terrible Band Names, Slow Eddie, and the Gein Machine on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.
music.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
YouTube Music: music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/las...
Last Christmas (feat. Slow Eddie & the Gein Machine) - Single by Terrible Band Names on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
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December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/las...
The pearlescent paint apps are so nice -- and uncommon for Mythic Legions.
I haven't figured out how many I want to buy. I usually get one for the shelf and one or two extras for customs, but I'm not sure if I want to use this body for characters other than Fish Guys.
💸
I haven't figured out how many I want to buy. I usually get one for the shelf and one or two extras for customs, but I'm not sure if I want to use this body for characters other than Fish Guys.
💸
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The pearlescent paint apps are so nice -- and uncommon for Mythic Legions.
I haven't figured out how many I want to buy. I usually get one for the shelf and one or two extras for customs, but I'm not sure if I want to use this body for characters other than Fish Guys.
💸
I haven't figured out how many I want to buy. I usually get one for the shelf and one or two extras for customs, but I'm not sure if I want to use this body for characters other than Fish Guys.
💸
It's beautiful. I'm pretty sure they've said it will be available via their Store Horsemen site early in 2026, along with a few other things. And the contents (not sure about packaging) will be the same as the LegionsCon release.
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It's beautiful. I'm pretty sure they've said it will be available via their Store Horsemen site early in 2026, along with a few other things. And the contents (not sure about packaging) will be the same as the LegionsCon release.
The bedroom pic is somehow much creepier than I'd expected. It's like a cheap-looking sitcom set that's also a crime scene.
To the tune of Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl":
🎵 Epstein files
They list elites who should be put on trial
They're shittin' bricks in fear of doin' time
For the world's most abhorrent crimes
They're tryin' to hide all the ...
🎵 Epstein files
They list elites who should be put on trial
They're shittin' bricks in fear of doin' time
For the world's most abhorrent crimes
They're tryin' to hide all the ...
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The bedroom pic is somehow much creepier than I'd expected. It's like a cheap-looking sitcom set that's also a crime scene.
🎵 Epstein files
They'd go to Jeff so they could rape a child
Famous leaders, creeps, and business guys
Then Jeff would give the tapes to Russian spies
They all should fry
They'd go to Jeff so they could rape a child
Famous leaders, creeps, and business guys
Then Jeff would give the tapes to Russian spies
They all should fry
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
🎵 Epstein files
They'd go to Jeff so they could rape a child
Famous leaders, creeps, and business guys
Then Jeff would give the tapes to Russian spies
They all should fry
They'd go to Jeff so they could rape a child
Famous leaders, creeps, and business guys
Then Jeff would give the tapes to Russian spies
They all should fry
It sounds like the real dud is this client
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It sounds like the real dud is this client