FKA Teslord
@teslord.bsky.social
⚡EV enthusiast
⚡Former Tesla fan (Elon changed that)
⚡Rivian spouse, KIA EV6 owner, Nissan Leaf lesee
⚡Celiac Dad and gluten free home baker
⚡ Citizens' Climate Lobby volunteer, Electrify Everything advocate, Induction Cooking, Clean Energy
⚡Former Tesla fan (Elon changed that)
⚡Rivian spouse, KIA EV6 owner, Nissan Leaf lesee
⚡Celiac Dad and gluten free home baker
⚡ Citizens' Climate Lobby volunteer, Electrify Everything advocate, Induction Cooking, Clean Energy
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FKA Teslord
@teslord.bsky.social
· Sep 13
Nobody has asked me recently, but I sometimes feel pretty conspicuous on Bluesky with the username "Teslord". Here's an explanation of what Tesla (and by extension Elon) has meant to me over the last decade +
Yes! This is so good...
Ladies and Gentlemen...the first seven minutes of Questlove's documentary about SNL's 50-year musical history. It is, quite simply, the best beginning to a musical documentary I have ever seen. Enjoy: loom.ly/v6m2h7w
December 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Yes! This is so good...
Gotta hand it to @28delayslater.bsky.social for his Bluesky influence.
He's absent for months, resurfacing a few days ago with a photo of his dog Wilson. The photo immediately gets stolen and used by Mark Hamill, one of the biggest Bluesky accounts in all of Bluesky (also was in a movie)
He's absent for months, resurfacing a few days ago with a photo of his dog Wilson. The photo immediately gets stolen and used by Mark Hamill, one of the biggest Bluesky accounts in all of Bluesky (also was in a movie)
a child wearing a hat that says respect on it
ALT: a child wearing a hat that says respect on it
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Gotta hand it to @28delayslater.bsky.social for his Bluesky influence.
He's absent for months, resurfacing a few days ago with a photo of his dog Wilson. The photo immediately gets stolen and used by Mark Hamill, one of the biggest Bluesky accounts in all of Bluesky (also was in a movie)
He's absent for months, resurfacing a few days ago with a photo of his dog Wilson. The photo immediately gets stolen and used by Mark Hamill, one of the biggest Bluesky accounts in all of Bluesky (also was in a movie)
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December 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Back to malaise we go!
Maybe we can bring back 1970’s synthetic wood paneling & avocado-shade kitchen appliances while we’re at it?
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Back to malaise we go!
Someone tell Sean Duffy you can also add wood paneling to a small and efficient car
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Someone tell Sean Duffy you can also add wood paneling to a small and efficient car
Once again, I can't wait to put down a deposit in this little electric hatchback. Might even add some wood paneling.
rivian.com/r3
rivian.com/r3
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Once again, I can't wait to put down a deposit in this little electric hatchback. Might even add some wood paneling.
rivian.com/r3
rivian.com/r3
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As your holiday shopping kicks into high gear, reminder that we're still boycotting Target until they fulfill their commitments to the Black business community. www.aft.org/news/we-aint...
We ain’t buying it: Why we boycott Target
For a long time, Target—that popular mega store that seemed to hit just the right combination of low prices and of-the-moment swagger—was everyone’s darling, the go-to spot for everything from groceri...
www.aft.org
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
As your holiday shopping kicks into high gear, reminder that we're still boycotting Target until they fulfill their commitments to the Black business community. www.aft.org/news/we-aint...
I remain glad that I was able to divest both cars and stocks away from Tesla
Elon Musk appears to be worried about white people’s fertility specifically. Also, he claims Jewish people - who look white to him- are white based on what he sees as skin color.
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I remain glad that I was able to divest both cars and stocks away from Tesla
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Stunning EV progress in so many countries. October 2025 share of new car sales, selected countries:
1 Norway 97.4%
2 Nepal 76% (trend)
3 Denmark 73.4% (September)
4 Ethiopia 60% (trend)
5 China 58.7% (NEVs)
6 Albania 57%
7 Netherlands 40.2%
Notes:
>EV share was pretty close to zero 6 years ago
1 Norway 97.4%
2 Nepal 76% (trend)
3 Denmark 73.4% (September)
4 Ethiopia 60% (trend)
5 China 58.7% (NEVs)
6 Albania 57%
7 Netherlands 40.2%
Notes:
>EV share was pretty close to zero 6 years ago
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Stunning EV progress in so many countries. October 2025 share of new car sales, selected countries:
1 Norway 97.4%
2 Nepal 76% (trend)
3 Denmark 73.4% (September)
4 Ethiopia 60% (trend)
5 China 58.7% (NEVs)
6 Albania 57%
7 Netherlands 40.2%
Notes:
>EV share was pretty close to zero 6 years ago
1 Norway 97.4%
2 Nepal 76% (trend)
3 Denmark 73.4% (September)
4 Ethiopia 60% (trend)
5 China 58.7% (NEVs)
6 Albania 57%
7 Netherlands 40.2%
Notes:
>EV share was pretty close to zero 6 years ago
2 small dogs. 1 chilly morning.
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
2 small dogs. 1 chilly morning.
Also, is it me, or is Elon looking more and more like a partially-melted Christopher Walken each day?
Life of the party, loved and respected by both friends and adversaries for his verbal riposte
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Also, is it me, or is Elon looking more and more like a partially-melted Christopher Walken each day?
Life of the party, loved and respected by both friends and adversaries for his verbal riposte
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Life of the party, loved and respected by both friends and adversaries for his verbal riposte
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Picture is worth a thousand words and you couldn't pay for copy as good as this
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Picture is worth a thousand words and you couldn't pay for copy as good as this
Alaska is America's Northernmost, Westernmost, AND Easternmost state.
And Hawaii is Southernmost.
And Hawaii is Southernmost.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Alaska is America's Northernmost, Westernmost, AND Easternmost state.
And Hawaii is Southernmost.
And Hawaii is Southernmost.
For some reason this was my first thought
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
For some reason this was my first thought
Also good thing that my Kia has no fuel tank
Good reminder that it is not just EVs that get recalled.
Hyundai, Kia recall over 330K vehicles, warn fuel tanks could melt
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Also good thing that my Kia has no fuel tank
Very cool charts. Would have loved to have had this with our Rivian at the car show I participated in a few months ago. MANY people in Western Colorado think that battery replacements are a requirement after 110k miles.
Absolutely LOVE this updated Recurrent Automotive post on EV battery life. Especially the breakdown by generation and brand!
Looking for the fastest charging with the best battery life? There's just no one competing Hyundai's EV tech - best all around 🇺🇸 Mrkt
www.recurrentauto.com/research/how...
Looking for the fastest charging with the best battery life? There's just no one competing Hyundai's EV tech - best all around 🇺🇸 Mrkt
www.recurrentauto.com/research/how...
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Very cool charts. Would have loved to have had this with our Rivian at the car show I participated in a few months ago. MANY people in Western Colorado think that battery replacements are a requirement after 110k miles.
Love me some small-glassed beer too
as a fan of drinking beer in small glasses i appreciate it when a restaurant or bar serves 8 or 10 ounce drafts in addition to the usual pint
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Love me some small-glassed beer too
We have a literal rotting jack-o'-lantern with a literal corpse flower on its head that is starting to look like....a certain someone
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
We have a literal rotting jack-o'-lantern with a literal corpse flower on its head that is starting to look like....a certain someone
I love this car so much
Throwback Thursday
R3X sitting at the Normal factory this summer. R3X will be made in Georgia though…
R3X sitting at the Normal factory this summer. R3X will be made in Georgia though…
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I love this car so much
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COMMENTARY: It appears Rep. Lauren Boebert did a brave thing today and deserves all our thanks. #copolitics
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
COMMENTARY: It appears Rep. Lauren Boebert did a brave thing today and deserves all our thanks. #copolitics
Gluten free tarte tatin, before and after flipping. One of my favorite desserts!
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Gluten free tarte tatin, before and after flipping. One of my favorite desserts!
What good TV are you watching these days? For me, it's The Low Down, The Gold, and English Teacher
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What good TV are you watching these days? For me, it's The Low Down, The Gold, and English Teacher
Only the best for me and mine
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Only the best for me and mine