Tessa Smith
@tessa406mt.bsky.social
Married Montana Exmormon, footnote, rando, yarn sports - crochet squad, cannabis advocate. No need to follow back, as I am neither interesting nor unique. Do not ask me for advice. My pronouns are Try/Me. Where are the Scottish Highland Coos?
Pinned
Please oh please oh please
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Please oh please oh please
Well fuck. I had nothing but problems trying to hang the brackets for the curtain rods. Drilled pilot holes, bent the wall anchors when installing 🤬, couldn't get the screws into the wall. 🤬
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A STRONG WOMAN!
🤬🖕🏻🤬🖕🏻🤬
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A STRONG WOMAN!
🤬🖕🏻🤬🖕🏻🤬
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Well fuck. I had nothing but problems trying to hang the brackets for the curtain rods. Drilled pilot holes, bent the wall anchors when installing 🤬, couldn't get the screws into the wall. 🤬
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A STRONG WOMAN!
🤬🖕🏻🤬🖕🏻🤬
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A STRONG WOMAN!
🤬🖕🏻🤬🖕🏻🤬
Owned the house over 20 years. Bought matching curtains and sheers and new curtain rods three years ago. Finally putting them up today.
"I may be slow, but I get there eventually" - Holly, Red Dwarf
My body is going to complain for a week 😡
"I may be slow, but I get there eventually" - Holly, Red Dwarf
My body is going to complain for a week 😡
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Owned the house over 20 years. Bought matching curtains and sheers and new curtain rods three years ago. Finally putting them up today.
"I may be slow, but I get there eventually" - Holly, Red Dwarf
My body is going to complain for a week 😡
"I may be slow, but I get there eventually" - Holly, Red Dwarf
My body is going to complain for a week 😡
Reposted by Tessa Smith
Generally Unquotable Mormon News Update 12.8.25
#mormon #news #update #exmormon #exmo #lds #generallyunquotable #divine #feminineenergy #dragon #prayer #mission #shoulder #knee #sister #churchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaints
youtu.be/n26_Hc18D7s?...
#mormon #news #update #exmormon #exmo #lds #generallyunquotable #divine #feminineenergy #dragon #prayer #mission #shoulder #knee #sister #churchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaints
youtu.be/n26_Hc18D7s?...
Mormon News Update | December 8, 2025 💝
YouTube video by Generally Unquotable
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Generally Unquotable Mormon News Update 12.8.25
#mormon #news #update #exmormon #exmo #lds #generallyunquotable #divine #feminineenergy #dragon #prayer #mission #shoulder #knee #sister #churchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaints
youtu.be/n26_Hc18D7s?...
#mormon #news #update #exmormon #exmo #lds #generallyunquotable #divine #feminineenergy #dragon #prayer #mission #shoulder #knee #sister #churchofjesuschristoflatterdaysaints
youtu.be/n26_Hc18D7s?...
We are experiencing a pre-storm Chinook: fierce, warm winds melting the snow. Usually I hear the resulting slushy streets in March so the mindfuck I am having in December is depressing. I have 3 more months before slushy optimism.
The overwintering robins aren't helping matters.
The overwintering robins aren't helping matters.
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We are experiencing a pre-storm Chinook: fierce, warm winds melting the snow. Usually I hear the resulting slushy streets in March so the mindfuck I am having in December is depressing. I have 3 more months before slushy optimism.
The overwintering robins aren't helping matters.
The overwintering robins aren't helping matters.
Reposted by Tessa Smith
Reposted by Tessa Smith
I really don't want these winds coming at us.
8 SE East Glacier Park [Glacier Co, MT] Mesonet reports Non-Tstm Wnd Gst of M79 MPH at 7:21 AM MST -- Mesonet station DCRM8 Deep Creek RAWS.
at Mon, 08 Dec 2025 14:39:50 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
at Mon, 08 Dec 2025 14:39:50 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I really don't want these winds coming at us.
Reposted by Tessa Smith
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
I wanted to get out of my rut so I moved my couch.
I'm not sure it worked.
¯\(°_o)/¯
I'm not sure it worked.
¯\(°_o)/¯
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I wanted to get out of my rut so I moved my couch.
I'm not sure it worked.
¯\(°_o)/¯
I'm not sure it worked.
¯\(°_o)/¯
GOING TO 80,000 FEET! Weather Balloon Launch
YouTube video by Storm Chaser Vince Waelti
youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
McWaffles Family Update: I have been allowed to give tummy rubbins to Biscuit, Gravy and tonight Sausage! He has discovered how nice it is to get skritches and would rather me pet him than eat. Only Pancake hasn't had tummy rubs but I'm sure her day will come!
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
McWaffles Family Update: I have been allowed to give tummy rubbins to Biscuit, Gravy and tonight Sausage! He has discovered how nice it is to get skritches and would rather me pet him than eat. Only Pancake hasn't had tummy rubs but I'm sure her day will come!
My neighbor the J6 Insurrectionist 🖕🏻 doesn't have his Christmas tree up. Strange. His syphilitic shitstain pardoner said it was okay to do the Christmas stuff again 🙄
His wife usually has it up the day after Thanksgiving. I wonder why not this year. 🤔🤔🤔
His wife usually has it up the day after Thanksgiving. I wonder why not this year. 🤔🤔🤔
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My neighbor the J6 Insurrectionist 🖕🏻 doesn't have his Christmas tree up. Strange. His syphilitic shitstain pardoner said it was okay to do the Christmas stuff again 🙄
His wife usually has it up the day after Thanksgiving. I wonder why not this year. 🤔🤔🤔
His wife usually has it up the day after Thanksgiving. I wonder why not this year. 🤔🤔🤔
My photo would be of Canadian Curling Champion Rachel Homan 🥌
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My photo would be of Canadian Curling Champion Rachel Homan 🥌
For the past week Ranger Sarah and Bark Ranger Mocha have been #hiking around Mount Helena #Montana. Click over to their profile and check out their journey. Mount Helena is an amazing place and the park folks have worked hard to make it an amazing recreational opportunity. #Helena
Ranger Sarah is at Mount Helena City Park in Helena, Montana where she is going to hike to the summit of Mount Helena.
— at Mount Helena.
#adventuresofrangersarah #rangersarah #hike #hikingtrails #hikingadventures #hiking #helenamontana #mounthelena #Montana #hikemontana #outdooradventures
— at Mount Helena.
#adventuresofrangersarah #rangersarah #hike #hikingtrails #hikingadventures #hiking #helenamontana #mounthelena #Montana #hikemontana #outdooradventures
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Please DO NOT visit Glacier National Park for the next year. Mother Earth needs time to heal.
#Montana #Tourism #NoList
www.islands.com/2037380/glac...
#Montana #Tourism #NoList
www.islands.com/2037380/glac...
The Popular National Park Tourists Are Being Cautioned To Avoid In 2026 - Islands
Glacier National Park's climate‑driven ice loss, rampant overtourism, traffic congestion and wildlife stress have landed it on the annual "No List" for 2026.
www.islands.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Please DO NOT visit Glacier National Park for the next year. Mother Earth needs time to heal.
#Montana #Tourism #NoList
www.islands.com/2037380/glac...
#Montana #Tourism #NoList
www.islands.com/2037380/glac...
The moment Kīlauea volcano destroys its livestream camera
www.reddit.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Reposted by Tessa Smith
Reposted by Tessa Smith
Treasure State goes 2-0 👀
December 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Treasure State goes 2-0 👀
Congrats Bobcats! Looking forward to another Cat-Griz game soon! 🤞🏻 🤞🏻 🤞🏻
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Congrats Bobcats! Looking forward to another Cat-Griz game soon! 🤞🏻 🤞🏻 🤞🏻
Reposted by Tessa Smith
Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
Lava bombs destroyed the south camera at Kilauea! Now one can only watch the west camera and IT'S SO WORTH IT! 🌋 #volcano
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0t...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0t...
[V1cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (west Halemaʻumaʻu crater)
YouTube video by USGS
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Lava bombs destroyed the south camera at Kilauea! Now one can only watch the west camera and IT'S SO WORTH IT! 🌋 #volcano
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0t...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0t...
After Kilauea's last eruption I didn't think it would be this violent this soon. Wowza! 🌋 #volcano
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0t...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0t...
[V1cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (west Halemaʻumaʻu crater)
YouTube video by USGS
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
After Kilauea's last eruption I didn't think it would be this violent this soon. Wowza! 🌋 #volcano
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0t...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0t...