Tex
@texceptional.bsky.social
accidental ceramic artist · garlic bread consumer · feeder of ducks · buyer of Easter eggs · pro trams · salted caramel enthusiast 🟡🏳️🌈🇪🇺 #LGBwiththeT
Header photo: a really good chicken gyros I once ate
Header photo: a really good chicken gyros I once ate
It's Nemo! From Eurovision!
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's Nemo! From Eurovision!
"Ok, so where are we" - Steve, immediately on arrival.
Crouch Hill doesn't have much but it does have this alright Indian restaurant! Number 17 on our tour around award winning curry houses in London and beyond.
Sir Alan's search for a ten out of ten....continues
Crouch Hill doesn't have much but it does have this alright Indian restaurant! Number 17 on our tour around award winning curry houses in London and beyond.
Sir Alan's search for a ten out of ten....continues
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Ok, so where are we" - Steve, immediately on arrival.
Crouch Hill doesn't have much but it does have this alright Indian restaurant! Number 17 on our tour around award winning curry houses in London and beyond.
Sir Alan's search for a ten out of ten....continues
Crouch Hill doesn't have much but it does have this alright Indian restaurant! Number 17 on our tour around award winning curry houses in London and beyond.
Sir Alan's search for a ten out of ten....continues
17/🧵
Taste of Goa, Crouch Hill
2025 best in North London
Homely in a no frills way. Plastic plates, no glamour, but good food. Flavoursome curries and really good breads. Decent chutney trays.
No towels or mints or aperitifs.
Desserts from Aroma but none of the usual (good) staples
6.5/10
Taste of Goa, Crouch Hill
2025 best in North London
Homely in a no frills way. Plastic plates, no glamour, but good food. Flavoursome curries and really good breads. Decent chutney trays.
No towels or mints or aperitifs.
Desserts from Aroma but none of the usual (good) staples
6.5/10
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
17/🧵
Taste of Goa, Crouch Hill
2025 best in North London
Homely in a no frills way. Plastic plates, no glamour, but good food. Flavoursome curries and really good breads. Decent chutney trays.
No towels or mints or aperitifs.
Desserts from Aroma but none of the usual (good) staples
6.5/10
Taste of Goa, Crouch Hill
2025 best in North London
Homely in a no frills way. Plastic plates, no glamour, but good food. Flavoursome curries and really good breads. Decent chutney trays.
No towels or mints or aperitifs.
Desserts from Aroma but none of the usual (good) staples
6.5/10
This would catch a lot of you
(Derogatory)
(Derogatory)
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
This would catch a lot of you
(Derogatory)
(Derogatory)
Huh. Boats can get parking tickets! Who knew!
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Huh. Boats can get parking tickets! Who knew!
68 closed stores 🍕
Terrifying
Terrifying
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
68 closed stores 🍕
Terrifying
Terrifying
Bra on the central line
October 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Bra on the central line
Where do I even begin to set this to the right time
October 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Where do I even begin to set this to the right time
If you ordered onion bhaji you'd want them served on a little moving mine cart wouldn't you!
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you ordered onion bhaji you'd want them served on a little moving mine cart wouldn't you!
16/🧵
Delhi Live, Romford
2021 Curry Awards
Attempts were made...
"Honey chili potatoes" were loaded fries
Ghandi's famous quote about customers?
Hara Bara kebab quite dense and farmyard-y, curries all quite boring and unseasoned. Breads actually good!
Think it's our lowest yet
4/10 popadoms.
Delhi Live, Romford
2021 Curry Awards
Attempts were made...
"Honey chili potatoes" were loaded fries
Ghandi's famous quote about customers?
Hara Bara kebab quite dense and farmyard-y, curries all quite boring and unseasoned. Breads actually good!
Think it's our lowest yet
4/10 popadoms.
October 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
16/🧵
Delhi Live, Romford
2021 Curry Awards
Attempts were made...
"Honey chili potatoes" were loaded fries
Ghandi's famous quote about customers?
Hara Bara kebab quite dense and farmyard-y, curries all quite boring and unseasoned. Breads actually good!
Think it's our lowest yet
4/10 popadoms.
Delhi Live, Romford
2021 Curry Awards
Attempts were made...
"Honey chili potatoes" were loaded fries
Ghandi's famous quote about customers?
Hara Bara kebab quite dense and farmyard-y, curries all quite boring and unseasoned. Breads actually good!
Think it's our lowest yet
4/10 popadoms.
Maybe I'm uncultured but I saw this image and thought it was a reboot of My Family
October 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Maybe I'm uncultured but I saw this image and thought it was a reboot of My Family
2025 Award results dropped on Tuesday!
Map updated!
Results to follow!
Map updated!
Results to follow!
October 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
2025 Award results dropped on Tuesday!
Map updated!
Results to follow!
Map updated!
Results to follow!
They've yassified the Celestial Bear and made him smooth and unbear(able)
this is worse than the fireman sam reboot
Is Coco Peru on bluesky??
this is worse than the fireman sam reboot
Is Coco Peru on bluesky??
October 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They've yassified the Celestial Bear and made him smooth and unbear(able)
this is worse than the fireman sam reboot
Is Coco Peru on bluesky??
this is worse than the fireman sam reboot
Is Coco Peru on bluesky??
15/🧵
Namaaste Kitchen, Camden
Best in London Suburbs, 2014
Flavourful! Well spiced! Good selection of specials. Enjoyable spongey breads. Limited BIR style trinkets (no warm towels, mints or aperitifs!) but overall quite solid.
Playlist very Rihanna heavy but played quietly 😌
7/10 poppadoms
Namaaste Kitchen, Camden
Best in London Suburbs, 2014
Flavourful! Well spiced! Good selection of specials. Enjoyable spongey breads. Limited BIR style trinkets (no warm towels, mints or aperitifs!) but overall quite solid.
Playlist very Rihanna heavy but played quietly 😌
7/10 poppadoms
October 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
15/🧵
Namaaste Kitchen, Camden
Best in London Suburbs, 2014
Flavourful! Well spiced! Good selection of specials. Enjoyable spongey breads. Limited BIR style trinkets (no warm towels, mints or aperitifs!) but overall quite solid.
Playlist very Rihanna heavy but played quietly 😌
7/10 poppadoms
Namaaste Kitchen, Camden
Best in London Suburbs, 2014
Flavourful! Well spiced! Good selection of specials. Enjoyable spongey breads. Limited BIR style trinkets (no warm towels, mints or aperitifs!) but overall quite solid.
Playlist very Rihanna heavy but played quietly 😌
7/10 poppadoms
The fucking little hat on the tequila bottles is actually a lime squeezer!?1!1(1!???!???
October 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The fucking little hat on the tequila bottles is actually a lime squeezer!?1!1(1!???!???
My Japanese bath bomb had a bullet train inside. And is also piss coloured.
October 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
My Japanese bath bomb had a bullet train inside. And is also piss coloured.
Double Gags in one week 🥺
October 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Double Gags in one week 🥺
I will only furnish my home with Lionel Richie ottomans
September 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I will only furnish my home with Lionel Richie ottomans