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James Felix Black
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A large person, in Canada. Father to two, smaller persons. Wife guy. Dual citizen, a modicum of discipline.

Proud liberal. Hobbesian. Unix apostate, Classic Mac OS revanchist, tilter at path-dependent windmills. Emacsist.
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The 8 yr old, expressing her feelings about the state of Canadian policing.
A child’s cartoon with two figures; on the left a speech bubble : This is farty cop fart the first cop to the donut shop: that is the fart museum. On the right side, said cop, standing on a toilet
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Well well well don’t mind if I do
A photo of a bottle of CHIMAY GRANDE RÉSERVE and a Chimay glass and incidentally a pink kid’s water bottle
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Nice seats.

Observation: Jay Huff, to quote my wife, looks like an Amish Casey Affleck.

Further updates as events warrant
A photo of a bright red basketball court with some large men playing basketball
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Tonight
My giant meat hand holding a 330ml bottle of St Bernardus Christmas Ale
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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what movie crew is most deserving of your one
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Oh MAN is that a nice shirt.
A selfie of me, a large beared white dude, in an orange and green flannel shirt, showing my hairy forearms.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Bernie one again meme where he is once again asking for a well developed theory of mind
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The album cover for Big Black's 1987 masterpiece, SONGS ABOUT FUCKING; a bright green background with the title in maroon above a cartoon image of a woman's face, sweating, teeth clenched, perhaps in flagrante delicto
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Having a lovely dinner with my wife’s extended family and the question of who our Man Crush is and yes Idris Elba, yes Tom Hardy, but I mean for me it will always be
A still from John Woo’s masterpiece, HARD BOILED, with Tequila (Chow Yun-Fat) holding a shotgun
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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A still from SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Name a film made between 2000 and 2010.
The lobby card for the 2003 Canadian movie THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Photo of Khrushchev at the UN, with the meme text: THERE! IS! NO! TELOS!
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Me a white dude with a grey beard and a Blue Jays toque looking very stressed
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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A slightly out of focus picture of HAM, a big fat square headed orange tabby tomcat, looking dorking directly into the camera.
October 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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New haircut
A ¾ selfie of me, a white guy with a grey full beard and a nifty new haircut. I’m wearing a black hoodie over a red shirt. I look good!
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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gm man I love living in a city with a large and vibrant West Indian community we get this at the farmers market
A photo of a jar of LUTHER’S pepper sauce, a local West Indian hot sauce that goes GREAT on eggs
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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gm gm
A photo of HAM, a large squareheaded orange tabby tomcat, looking up at the camera, somewhat wistfully
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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A photo of a blue heron on a dock, taken from ¾, she's standing up, wings akimbo, beak slightly open, looking like a COMPLETE DERP
October 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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CAT LOAF
A photo of a large orange cat lying on his side, looking utterly hapless
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I would welcome them to the Popular Front, but
Contra meme, two panels; top panel, woman applying makeup, looking in her phone as a mirror: They don’t want victory. They don’t want power. Second panel, woman looking directly at the camera, emphasis with her hands, They want to endlessly “critique” power
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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A screen shot of a search on Kagi for the exact phrase “propitiate the dromedary “, yielding zero results.
October 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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The traditional Canadian Thanksgiving propitiation of the dromedary
A photo of me, large bearded white guy, feeding a dromedary
October 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I am very happy at how well represented the cameloids are here at the Erin Fall Fair.
A photo of a demented looking alpaca with a white fringe seriously this animal would not have been out of place on the cover of the NME circa 1994
October 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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CAMELOID THREE
A photo of a dromedary with an elegant green bridle, begging for snacks.
October 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM