Thag Simmons
@thag-simmons.bsky.social
I grew up in Mass, I live in Michigan.
I like the Red Sox, the Patriots, the Lions, the Bruins, Boston College, and Tottenham Hotspur.
I sell beer and beer accessories.
I try to be a good shit.
he/him I guess, close enough.
I like the Red Sox, the Patriots, the Lions, the Bruins, Boston College, and Tottenham Hotspur.
I sell beer and beer accessories.
I try to be a good shit.
he/him I guess, close enough.
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Thag Simmons
@thag-simmons.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Deploying the on-sight nuclear block when I see people say "bless your heart" or god forbid "sweet summer child" feels so fucking good.
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
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And not no weird little shitty Big Ten title. Not one of those sneaky 2010s years where nobody else was eligible. The former losingest program in college football history is now the only undefeated team in Division I and the #1 seed, all secured by beating the undefeated five-star Buckeyes
Indiana won the Big Ten
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
And not no weird little shitty Big Ten title. Not one of those sneaky 2010s years where nobody else was eligible. The former losingest program in college football history is now the only undefeated team in Division I and the #1 seed, all secured by beating the undefeated five-star Buckeyes
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In 2021, a friend and I determined the peak Indiana Football experience we could hope for was to make a bowl 3 out of 4 years.
Indiana has beaten Ohio State for the first time since 1988.
Indiana won the B1G.
Indiana is #1 in the country.
Indiana is going to the Rose Bowl.
Indiana has beaten Ohio State for the first time since 1988.
Indiana won the B1G.
Indiana is #1 in the country.
Indiana is going to the Rose Bowl.
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
In 2021, a friend and I determined the peak Indiana Football experience we could hope for was to make a bowl 3 out of 4 years.
Indiana has beaten Ohio State for the first time since 1988.
Indiana won the B1G.
Indiana is #1 in the country.
Indiana is going to the Rose Bowl.
Indiana has beaten Ohio State for the first time since 1988.
Indiana won the B1G.
Indiana is #1 in the country.
Indiana is going to the Rose Bowl.
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When these people refer to “the Constitution” or “the Bible”, they are making reference to another text than the Constitution or Bible that actually exist, rather to some other image of a sheaf of rustling brown paper with vague black squiggles on it that exists only in their minds
Birthright citizenship is embedded directly in the Constitution, written so plainly that even children understand it. The only real confusion here is coming from the person making the claim below.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
When these people refer to “the Constitution” or “the Bible”, they are making reference to another text than the Constitution or Bible that actually exist, rather to some other image of a sheaf of rustling brown paper with vague black squiggles on it that exists only in their minds
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Seeing Weird Al do Killing in the Name was great but I’m gonna need to hear Zack de la Rocha’s take on Eat It to see who is better
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Seeing Weird Al do Killing in the Name was great but I’m gonna need to hear Zack de la Rocha’s take on Eat It to see who is better
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DOUBLE WHISKEY
COKE
FUCK ICE
COKE
FUCK ICE
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
DOUBLE WHISKEY
COKE
FUCK ICE
COKE
FUCK ICE
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Trump says that price of beef is down. The receipt from my last trip to the grocery store says it is up. For busy shoppers, it can be hard to know who to trust.
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Trump says that price of beef is down. The receipt from my last trip to the grocery store says it is up. For busy shoppers, it can be hard to know who to trust.
Cybertrucks with "don't blame me" stickers on them
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Cybertrucks with "don't blame me" stickers on them
You know what I really hate? Sexualized Christmas stuff, like shit that says stuff like "I'm on the naughty list (I sucked Santa's dick)" or whatever.
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You know what I really hate? Sexualized Christmas stuff, like shit that says stuff like "I'm on the naughty list (I sucked Santa's dick)" or whatever.
"FAFO" was chud coded even before Hegseth made it his catchphrase.
December 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"FAFO" was chud coded even before Hegseth made it his catchphrase.
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the reason it's funny if trump does it is bc he's such a broken down demented freak. it's like you see regular people driving a car every day but if you saw a 5 year old driving a car you'd be like haha wow. and then imagine if you were driving your car behind her going haha look! im driving too!
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
the reason it's funny if trump does it is bc he's such a broken down demented freak. it's like you see regular people driving a car every day but if you saw a 5 year old driving a car you'd be like haha wow. and then imagine if you were driving your car behind her going haha look! im driving too!
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talk shit about him being a drunk all you want but don't try to do the clever little names. you're not trump, it just sounds stupid coming from you
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
talk shit about him being a drunk all you want but don't try to do the clever little names. you're not trump, it just sounds stupid coming from you
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stop saying kegsbreath to me. grow up
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
stop saying kegsbreath to me. grow up
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I was just thinking of this quote by Kurt Vonnegut the other night - “You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I was just thinking of this quote by Kurt Vonnegut the other night - “You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”
"Donovan Ezeiruaku, the rookie out of Boston College..."
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Donovan Ezeiruaku, the rookie out of Boston College..."
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Blue canarye yn the outlette by the lighte swicche
Who waccheth ovir thee
Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
Who waccheth ovir thee
Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Blue canarye yn the outlette by the lighte swicche
Who waccheth ovir thee
Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
Who waccheth ovir thee
Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
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🎵it’s christmas time in the city 🎵
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
🎵it’s christmas time in the city 🎵
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I-80 Laramie East (West),
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December 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I-80 Laramie East (West),
12/3/2025, 3:53:41 AM
12/3/2025, 3:53:41 AM
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WYO 130 Green Rock Trailhead,
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December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
WYO 130 Green Rock Trailhead,
12/1/2025, 5:29:30 PM
12/1/2025, 5:29:30 PM
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Sometimes people say things like "___ is just astrology for men" and "___ is just crypto for women." This is the final boss of both those things
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Sometimes people say things like "___ is just astrology for men" and "___ is just crypto for women." This is the final boss of both those things
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You grab the collar of your coat and pull it tighter, the cold of plains seeping into your bones. The ground is silent as you walk because it’s frozen solid as you hear a woman whisper to you as the wind bites at your ears but you can’t make out what she's saying. And it’s cold. Real cold.
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You grab the collar of your coat and pull it tighter, the cold of plains seeping into your bones. The ground is silent as you walk because it’s frozen solid as you hear a woman whisper to you as the wind bites at your ears but you can’t make out what she's saying. And it’s cold. Real cold.
Also "rent free" in sports threads.
Deploying the on-sight nuclear block when I see people say "bless your heart" or god forbid "sweet summer child" feels so fucking good.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Also "rent free" in sports threads.