Dave Jones
@thatdavejones.bsky.social
Drunken, troublesome wit. Born with half the blood, but none of the luck, of the Irish. (He/Him)
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COMPETITION TIME! These are two A3 prints I’m not happy selling for various reasons.
Rather than throw them away you can win one (First place picks)
If you’d like the chance to win a print then please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Friday 1pm
My shop www.infinitebacon.com
GOOD LUCK!
Rather than throw them away you can win one (First place picks)
If you’d like the chance to win a print then please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Friday 1pm
My shop www.infinitebacon.com
GOOD LUCK!
September 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
COMPETITION TIME! These are two A3 prints I’m not happy selling for various reasons.
Rather than throw them away you can win one (First place picks)
If you’d like the chance to win a print then please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Friday 1pm
My shop www.infinitebacon.com
GOOD LUCK!
Rather than throw them away you can win one (First place picks)
If you’d like the chance to win a print then please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Friday 1pm
My shop www.infinitebacon.com
GOOD LUCK!
The spurs shirt reveal video is pretty awful, but this bit is genuinely funny
June 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The spurs shirt reveal video is pretty awful, but this bit is genuinely funny
You could have watched titanic, and then 4 Beverley hills cop films and still not missed a Leicester goal at the King Power
March 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You could have watched titanic, and then 4 Beverley hills cop films and still not missed a Leicester goal at the King Power
These Tesco delivery substitutions are really getting ludicrous
February 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
These Tesco delivery substitutions are really getting ludicrous
The fact that 96% of Britons didn't choose Uranus as their favourite planet shows everything that's wrong with this country.
January 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The fact that 96% of Britons didn't choose Uranus as their favourite planet shows everything that's wrong with this country.
A woman just held the door open for me and I stood on her. She apologised.
January 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
A woman just held the door open for me and I stood on her. She apologised.
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You’ve heard of Barbenheimer, but have you heard of …
December 25, 2023 at 12:29 AM
You’ve heard of Barbenheimer, but have you heard of …
Blocking everyone who doesn't think that Usyk was the clear winner
December 22, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Blocking everyone who doesn't think that Usyk was the clear winner
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We had a zoom meeting/class last night, all the senior international instructors. It was good, some people up late at night, some up first thing in the am. But then something weird happened. I was in my study at home, some were in their schools, others in their lounge rooms, bedrooms, etc.
December 19, 2024 at 5:46 AM
We had a zoom meeting/class last night, all the senior international instructors. It was good, some people up late at night, some up first thing in the am. But then something weird happened. I was in my study at home, some were in their schools, others in their lounge rooms, bedrooms, etc.
If you see this, post a vampire
December 8, 2024 at 10:24 PM
If you see this, post a vampire
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Tip me like a pig!!!
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Tip me like a pig!!!
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A recent photo of the river Exe and some trees in the mist.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
November 21, 2024 at 7:14 AM
A recent photo of the river Exe and some trees in the mist.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
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There's something I need people to understand.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
November 20, 2024 at 9:12 PM
There's something I need people to understand.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
My review of Paddington in Peru:
Peru, Peru, Peru Peru Peru Peru, Peruuuu, Peruru
8/10
Peru, Peru, Peru Peru Peru Peru, Peruuuu, Peruru
8/10
November 18, 2024 at 11:27 PM
My review of Paddington in Peru:
Peru, Peru, Peru Peru Peru Peru, Peruuuu, Peruru
8/10
Peru, Peru, Peru Peru Peru Peru, Peruuuu, Peruru
8/10
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Bluesky seems to be a much nicer place to be. I’ve therefore decided to post the odd ‘classic from the CWS archive’ from time to time. As kind of sorbets between the main courses of hideousness.
This one’s from December 2017 x
This one’s from December 2017 x
November 18, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Bluesky seems to be a much nicer place to be. I’ve therefore decided to post the odd ‘classic from the CWS archive’ from time to time. As kind of sorbets between the main courses of hideousness.
This one’s from December 2017 x
This one’s from December 2017 x
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Had a handful of homophobic/transphobic messages here today because I’ve created a Starter Pack supporting LGBTQIA+ writers.
Please follow and share this pack to help keep Bluesky the positive place it promises to be.
go.bsky.app/UD2Hf7W
Please follow and share this pack to help keep Bluesky the positive place it promises to be.
go.bsky.app/UD2Hf7W
November 14, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Had a handful of homophobic/transphobic messages here today because I’ve created a Starter Pack supporting LGBTQIA+ writers.
Please follow and share this pack to help keep Bluesky the positive place it promises to be.
go.bsky.app/UD2Hf7W
Please follow and share this pack to help keep Bluesky the positive place it promises to be.
go.bsky.app/UD2Hf7W
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with!
November 15, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with!
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Thinking of a career change.
Always fancied doing something 'crafty' like making decorative mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing.
Always fancied doing something 'crafty' like making decorative mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing.
November 15, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Thinking of a career change.
Always fancied doing something 'crafty' like making decorative mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing.
Always fancied doing something 'crafty' like making decorative mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing.
While I'm all for the twitter boycott, for the last 5 years my 'fun fact' at any work event has been that Vanilla Ice follows me on there
November 13, 2024 at 2:29 PM
While I'm all for the twitter boycott, for the last 5 years my 'fun fact' at any work event has been that Vanilla Ice follows me on there