Parker B
@thatdudepb.bsky.social
Giver of bad sports takes, lover of shonen anime
The Eagles make me happy, the Leafs make me sad
Shark HB Wheel
The Eagles make me happy, the Leafs make me sad
Shark HB Wheel
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he will be 10x the player he is now when he accepts he’s not as fast as his dad
One day Shedeur Sanders will learn that it's okay to leave your team in field goal position.
Today is not that day.
Today is not that day.
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
he will be 10x the player he is now when he accepts he’s not as fast as his dad
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Having a booth that has no idea why a team would go for 2 in that situation is such a diservice
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Having a booth that has no idea why a team would go for 2 in that situation is such a diservice
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For those with angry relatives like mine, the quick explainer:
They gotta for 2 at some pt
If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
They gotta for 2 at some pt
If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
For those with angry relatives like mine, the quick explainer:
They gotta for 2 at some pt
If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
They gotta for 2 at some pt
If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
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Nick Sirianni tells the reporter "we need to create some explosives on offense."
Dude, your success rate now is 24%. You need to start by improving the MUNDANE.
Dude, your success rate now is 24%. You need to start by improving the MUNDANE.
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Nick Sirianni tells the reporter "we need to create some explosives on offense."
Dude, your success rate now is 24%. You need to start by improving the MUNDANE.
Dude, your success rate now is 24%. You need to start by improving the MUNDANE.
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The Eagles' offense is a brutal watch.
(Most expensive offense in the NFL by far btw.)
(Most expensive offense in the NFL by far btw.)
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The Eagles' offense is a brutal watch.
(Most expensive offense in the NFL by far btw.)
(Most expensive offense in the NFL by far btw.)
Found Kevin Patullo’s playbook
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Found Kevin Patullo’s playbook
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I cant remember the last time we had a Thanksgiving when all 3 games were good
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I cant remember the last time we had a Thanksgiving when all 3 games were good
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john harbaugh: extreme ball knower
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
john harbaugh: extreme ball knower
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that play by Lamar was an instance of making a play so bad only someone as talented as Lamar Jackson could make it
September 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
that play by Lamar was an instance of making a play so bad only someone as talented as Lamar Jackson could make it
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The Ravens just committed the ethical Fumble Through The End Zone for a touchback (fumbling the ball backwards 18 yards from 4th and 2)
September 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The Ravens just committed the ethical Fumble Through The End Zone for a touchback (fumbling the ball backwards 18 yards from 4th and 2)
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Average Isiah Pacheco carry
September 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Average Isiah Pacheco carry
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I’m banning all WRs who can’t run forward
September 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m banning all WRs who can’t run forward
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THE GAME IS GONE
NFL RedZone will have commercials going forward, according to host Scott Hanson: www.sportsmediawatch.com/2025/09/nfl-...
NFL RedZone will have commercials moving forward
After going on two decades with "commercial free" as a core part of its branding, NFL RedZone is moving forward with ads starting this season.
www.sportsmediawatch.com
September 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
THE GAME IS GONE
So tinder bugged out and deleted all my matches when I was about to hit…maybe it’s a sign I gotta find the one
August 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So tinder bugged out and deleted all my matches when I was about to hit…maybe it’s a sign I gotta find the one
The only nice thing about PSG winning is that they did it in right after letting Mbappe walk
May 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The only nice thing about PSG winning is that they did it in right after letting Mbappe walk
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it appears the only purpose of this organization is to occasionally dunk on the Ottawa Senators
May 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
it appears the only purpose of this organization is to occasionally dunk on the Ottawa Senators
Yea f this team, let Mitch walk bc he’s not worth the $13m AAV that Paul is gonna bitch for and let JT walk bc he deserves to be on a team that can actually contend.
May 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yea f this team, let Mitch walk bc he’s not worth the $13m AAV that Paul is gonna bitch for and let JT walk bc he deserves to be on a team that can actually contend.
Florida fans chanting “ref you suck” after getting four PPs in the first is hilariously stupid
May 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Florida fans chanting “ref you suck” after getting four PPs in the first is hilariously stupid
Wes McCauley deserves to be unemployed and homeless
Fuck these refs.
May 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Wes McCauley deserves to be unemployed and homeless
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Remember when the puck completely crossed the goal line in Game 5 under Bob's pad and we all pretended we couldn't see it
May 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Remember when the puck completely crossed the goal line in Game 5 under Bob's pad and we all pretended we couldn't see it
Hey they called it a no goal two years ago in game five, give us the makeup
May 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hey they called it a no goal two years ago in game five, give us the makeup
I need
Just learned there’s a place in Brooklyn called Win Son Bakery that does breakfast sandwiches on scallion pancakes and I’m grunting lustily
May 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I need
Seeing a hot girl around my age delivering my ubereats is truly a sign of the economy
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Seeing a hot girl around my age delivering my ubereats is truly a sign of the economy
Twitter’s community notes are great lol
April 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Twitter’s community notes are great lol