Worst part? My response was "I hate that I know exactly what you're saying." And he hit me with "yeah, I figured you would."

WHATS THAT MEAN. ITS BEEN A YEAR AND ITS HAUNTING ME.

I almost wrote today but totally forgot the idea and inspo for what to write

I know his ass sounds out words out loud 😭

THIS IS INVALUABLE WISDOM thank you for your secrets

I need a witch to chop up veggies while I sit in a cauldron 😭

That Too now that you mention it. I need to be souped

I need to dip meat and noodles in broth this instant

ok but why is he hitting that pose fr 😭

the best kind!!!

That is a rly good point I did not think of honestly I have Baby Brain but no Baby Stomach. 😭 My brains like I can totally dog this chocolate bar! And immediately get sick lol

Admittedly I did yes now that u mention it that could be a considerable part of the problem 😭