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Rose_the_bungler
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artsy fartsy whore (MDNI) I'm a trans lass who was born in Feb 2004(do the math) and does stuff but mostly shitposts and I use social media as a way to document some of my wilder thoughts.
💥CW: I make stupid jokes and post sexual stuff💥
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OoC:
Homos eyed
Homo side
Homicide

#lgbtqia #poetry
the left is right and the right is left behind
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I can cook some of the best boiled water you have ever seen!
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
cisgender? more like "dis gender sucks"
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I feel this gif shows the eldritch horror of the 6 7 meme, it's like a cognitohazardous monstrosity, an uncontrollable Eldritch mind disease where the victims are left muttering brainlessly their numbers that create humor with no meaning at all.
#Manmadehorrorsbeyondcomprehension
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I James Bond Burgered your mom
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I am not pro-life, I am not pro-choice.

I am pro-death.
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Jeans are the worst thing ever, and I've cut my dick once.
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
GDP 445
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Donald Trump is a wannabe dictator
and an amateur dick taster.
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
straight up Gorchin it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
it's probably unhealthy how often I have to remind myself that taking my life is not a viable option at every minor inconvenience.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The path to hell is beyblade with good intentions.
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
why do the police have to print tickets on the finest paper in all of India.

just seems unnecessary man.
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
is Nicki Minaj still being a dumbass?
December 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
CircleKirkers are such a beautiful creature to find in the wild.
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 AM
how tf does Westside Gunn do that with his voice?
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Putting some awesome sauce on my spaghetti and amazeballs.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Reposted by Rose_the_bungler
Can I hold your pussy while you pee? I know it probably won't help you aim but I don't care lol
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
many many people are asking me this question:

with a dick that big how do you hide it if you wear a skirt?

and my answer to them is this, the trick is to tuck it into your thigh highs.
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
an easy way to tell if it's a scam medical call, the wait time, if you get in under 20 minutes, It's pretty suspicious.

(US advice only)
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Reposted by Rose_the_bungler
HUGE Balls, average dick
the kinda Nuts that you gotta spread your legs for. Pre is constantly leaking, a real problem when you're just trying to get by without needing 5 extra pairs of underwear to change into

Sack so Big and loud you can hear the Cum Churning in em...
Like if u agree
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
if I ever touch my body and my hands have turned into feet, I'm frame 1 putting a real bomb in my bath.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I don't think I can make this joke without getting in trouble
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
they call me the Unabonner, cuz I just have one bonner.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
fun fact, instead of doing the dishes you can just drop a hand grenade in the sink and then it won't be a problem anymore.
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM