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TheCleric | CEO of Germany

@the-cleric.bsky.social

700 followers 27 following 210 posts

A guy who loves editing and does funny stuff on YouTube, a so called "Content Creator" /ˈkɒn.tent kriˌeɪ.tər/ Certified Gamer™ and gambling addict

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · Apr 1

I wish German people were real

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 12h

You buffoons are all arguing if Clair Obscur or Silksong should win GOTY...
Meanwhile I know what ACTUAL PEAK looks like!

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 1d

A friend just called me an "Unc"
I didn't know what it meant...

IT MEANS I'M OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH????!!!!!

But I'm using all the cool new slang words like "skibidi", "gamer", "sus" and "gooning"

This is a disaster...

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 3d

As the CEO of Germany I wholeheartedly support the Drift King's candidacy and advocate for continued close relations between Ireland and Germany!

Drifting into a brighter future!

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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck it, I'll run for President of Ireland at this point. Let's Drift into a brighter future. Let's have a gamer President. Vote Drift King

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 3d

My channel just hit 90K subscribers.
I absolutely cannot believe we are this close to 100k...
I also have absolutely no clue how to celebrate hitting 100k, anyone got any ideas? :D

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 4d

Next US election is gonna be a tough one...

The two candidates are:
- A Woman
- SUPER MEGA HITLER

I also wouldn't be sure what to vote there...
Like, SUPER MEGA HITLER might maybe be kinda bad, but a WOMAN????!!!!!

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 4d

I've noticed that as I became older I slowly stopped watching German creators.

I only watch English speaking creators now, with some very few exceptions.
English speaking creators are just so much more entertaining.

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 4d

Absolut basierter Pfosten auf Blauhimmel

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 4d

With a bit of setup Bells/Clovers are ridiculously broken.
I'm certain you can optimize this a lot more

TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 4d

Someone has to stop me...
I'm now basically GURANTEED to get a Jackpot at least once in a round!
I love CloverPit!

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 5d

Xbox has really inspired me lately, so I've made a new plan for my channel:

- Lock everything behind a monthly 30€ subscription
- Charge 30€ per video for English subtitles (AI generated)
- Increase price by 50% every year
- Instantly lose a significant number of followers
- Profit?

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 5d

I'm not gambling anymore
I KNOW that I get my fucking bells

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PowerWash Simulator 💦 @powerwashsimulator.co.uk · 5d

Keep an eye on our socials next week for some very exciting news 👀 💦

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 6d

Balatro and Cloverpit both prove that you can't trust me with money

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 8d

The soundtrack for Sonic Racing Crossworld is sensational

That Cyberspace remix especially! They took peak and somehow made it even better

Sonic Unleashed is also finally getting some much needed love :D

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 8d

Halloween is almost upon us, and with that I - your local CEO of Finanzamt - wants to remind you to do your taxes or I'll break your fucking knees :3

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 9d

Ah... thanks Discord

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 9d

I am fully convinced that Balatro hates me on a personal level.
I'm not sure what I did to deserve it, but this game is punishing me relentlessly...

BUT I WILL OUTGAMBLE IT EVENTUALLY!
BLUEPRINT'S IN THE NEXT SHOP!
YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE!

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 11d

Can you believe it?
Birdhaven Chapter 3, just 4 days away!

I'm so happy about this information!

Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 12d

Now its official

TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 12d

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 13d

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 13d

Holy shit, Sonic Racing Crossworlds is actually amazing...

As a Sonic fan, I'm not used to this franchise having back to back good releases, what the fuck is happening?

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TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 13d

The bystanders observed in absolute horror as RTGame once again proved that they called him the Drift King back in college by drifting over an innocent person with zero hesitation

TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 14d

Game Awards are soon, so here's a list of my GOTYs from 2017 to 2024:

- Super Mario Odyssey
- God of War
- Control
- Ghost of Tsushima
- Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart
- God of War: Ragnarok
- Alan Wake 2
- Astro Bot

I could talk for hours about all of these games. I love them so much

TheCleric | CEO of Germany @the-cleric.bsky.social · 14d

You know things are looking bad when the German starts saying "uiuiuiuiuiuiuiui"

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