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Caleb
@the-enigma44.bsky.social
Just a random NPC
It's all over for the semester. I'll find out if I passed or failed in a few hours. But right now, it's over and I can breathe for a little bit. And I'm gonna try to be okay with that.
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Welp, tree is up! It's officially the holidays!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Look, I LOVE #PathfinderforSavageWorlds and anyone who knows me, knows that I am GAY AF for fiddly bits, cards, and tokens.

But guuuuuurl I CANNOT with these counters. Either the artwork or the numbers are upside down and I'm DYING inside 😭😭
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Today is applesauce day. I'm making 4 bushels worth of applesauce. Prolly gonna add strawberries to one batch, cinnamon to another...and idk what else, anyone got any fun ideas?
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Is...is this character literally beating people over the head with a Bible?? 💀💀

#holler #savageworlds #ttrpg
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just two more exams. I need a 72 on both. Unfortunately a 72 in Nursing school is like an 82 in every other class. That is to say, it's possible, but not without effort. And I am so beyond burnt out, everything hurts and I just want to be dead 💀💀
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Today, December 3rd at 12.13pm, I entered the Halls of #Whamhalla. I stupidly played the radio instead of my Pandora Christmas playlist.

To all my brothers and sisters still going, keep up the good fight! I'll have have the merriment going and drinks flowing for when #Whamageddon comes for you all.
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Dear Santa,

Please let #SavageWorlds come out with a #Rippers box set this Christmas.

I have no bargaining chips and I can't promise I'll be better next year because frankly we both know that'd be a lie.

But it'd still be cool if you did that for me!

Thanks,
Caleb
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My absolute favorite thing to do is browse social media and stumbled upon someone living my absolute dream life and being like, "WOW! I am an actual failure and have literally wasted my whole life!" And follow that up with an existential spiral. 🥰🥰
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Look, I'm not saying I'm touched starved...

...but the security guy didn't move when I leaned across in front of him to point out something in the vending machine and I smelled his cologne and that sent my hormones into orbit.

HE'S NOT EVEN MY TYPE HE'S JUST FRIENDLY AND SMELLS GOOD 💀💀
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Wtf we DID NOT ease into this winter season!

It's been chilly sure, but 4 inches overnight and more to come all week?? I wasn't emotionally prepared for this 😭😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Okay, here's my Turkey Day post I suppose. The dessert is a Thai coconut custard steamed in a kabocha squash (because I am Team Anti-Pumpkin Pie).
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Realizing I've had a fantasy dildo just hanging out in my kitchen in full view for gods know how long.

...wonder how many people have been to my house, seen it, and are just WAY TOO CHILL to say anything 💀💀💀
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Rewatching Tomb Raider (2018).

This movie is f*cking badass and Alicia Vikander is amazing! WHY DID IT NOT GET A SEQUEL??
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Reposted by Caleb
Okay, last one. Lol
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Everyone pay attention!! It's Oskar's first birthday!!

We went to the store and he got to pick out his own toy. Got a little overstimulated, but he's been excited all day.

Happy Birthday Baby Squig!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Okay, so after a lot of procrastination and debate, Thanksgiving dinner is officially happening.

So all I gotta do is...buy everything, cook everything, and set up a dining area.

It's gonna be a fun day 🫠🫠
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I call this one, "...wut?" #MonochromeMonday
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Fun interaction with a patient.

"So, are you married?"

"Well...not really. Married to my job more like it."

"Oh I'm sure you'll find a nice girl who works hard like you." *proceeds to go on a tangent about romance*

First, wrong gender. Second, LET ME TELL YOU MY HOT TAKE ON LOVE AND ROMANCE...
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Huh...honestly it's more open than I expected. Wonder if I should do some introspection? 🫠🫠
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Okay, hot take:

Imhotep from #TheMummy isn't a bad guy. He literally just loved someone so much he defied death and the world for his true love.

Christians call that Jesus, BUT NO SOMEHOW HE'S BAD BECAUSE ANCK-SU-NAMUN WAS PHAROH'S PROPERTY, SO HE'S THE VILLAIN!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Reposted by Caleb
Today's video is a public service announcement.

Start thinking about thawing out that burd! Nao!

Just a little thing I like to do for the people in my audience who may need gentle reminders to do things like this? You know who you are.
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me: "Idk, I don't really consider myself a furry. I don't have a fursuit, I don't really know any furries personally, I'm just not sure if that's me."

Also Me: "FUUUUCK THIS RACCOON STIRS SOMETHING PRIMAL IN ME!! HOW DO I BECOME HIM OR HAVE HIM INSIDE ME?!"
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Omg her life is just soooooo tough
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Need a good cuddle. Lucky I've got the best cuddle buddy alive.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM