The Fake Chris Butler
@the-fake-chrisb.bsky.social
Idk bacteria are cool or something. He/him
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No major changes to the Brackets this time, but we've been working on clarifying some of the ~*vibes~* around each Bracket, including adding "safe turns" and delineating expectations for decks, win conditions, and gameplay.
We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.
We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
No major changes to the Brackets this time, but we've been working on clarifying some of the ~*vibes~* around each Bracket, including adding "safe turns" and delineating expectations for decks, win conditions, and gameplay.
We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.
We've also removed tutor restriction from 1 & 2.
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I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
September 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
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they do not want to “solve crime” they want to punish cities for being liberal and they are succeeding at their goal
WUSA-TV - DC restaurants saw a more than 25% drop in diners in the days following President Trump’s takeover of the city’s police department. www.wusa9.com/article/news...
Reservations plunge across DC restaurants after Trump's police takeover
Online reservations dropped more than 25% in the days following President Trump's announcement that he was federalizing DC Police, according to OpenTable data.
www.wusa9.com
August 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
they do not want to “solve crime” they want to punish cities for being liberal and they are succeeding at their goal
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pride month NL has awoken
June 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
pride month NL has awoken
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The comment period for this ends in 3 DAYS. Please leave a comment telling them EVERYONE should be able to get covid boosters.
www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
May 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The comment period for this ends in 3 DAYS. Please leave a comment telling them EVERYONE should be able to get covid boosters.
www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
Fuck Verizon, never using them ever. Hope their ceo gets cancer
It's the latest big company to back away from its diversity pledges to keep the U.S. government happy.
Verizon ends DEI policies to get FCC's blessing for its $20 billion Frontier deal
It's the latest big company to back away from its diversity pledges to keep the U.S. government happy.
www.npr.org
May 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Fuck Verizon, never using them ever. Hope their ceo gets cancer
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Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
We all like to yell at the Democrats, but it’s really Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune who are letting Elon Musk and his faceless goon squad make a mockery of their power as leaders of a coequal branch without uttering a peep or lifting a finger.
February 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
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Forget killing the president of the united states, someone needs to kill the entire cabinet.
February 3, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Forget killing the president of the united states, someone needs to kill the entire cabinet.
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Here's a new Luigi Mangione document the media wouldn't publish in full:
Post-Luigi, the "Extremist" Threat is You
Read the NYPD’s Luigi Mangione report the media wouldn’t publish in full
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Here's a new Luigi Mangione document the media wouldn't publish in full:
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Ben Shapiro reading a post saying that health insurance CEOs should have to survive off the worst healthcare they offer in the middle of "threatening" and "celebratory" posts was a choice...
Why is that a threat Ben? Hmmmmmm?
Why is that a threat Ben? Hmmmmmm?
December 10, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Ben Shapiro reading a post saying that health insurance CEOs should have to survive off the worst healthcare they offer in the middle of "threatening" and "celebratory" posts was a choice...
Why is that a threat Ben? Hmmmmmm?
Why is that a threat Ben? Hmmmmmm?
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"assassin jacket." all your jackets are ass ass in my book
December 6, 2024 at 4:20 PM
"assassin jacket." all your jackets are ass ass in my book
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bouncing on it in a god honoring way
December 5, 2024 at 4:48 PM
bouncing on it in a god honoring way
Cried 3 times making this, came to me on a dream. Someone get him a mango crying out loud
December 6, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Cried 3 times making this, came to me on a dream. Someone get him a mango crying out loud
Who up, jorkin it? And by it, heh, I mean two English muffins as part of this complete breakfast
November 21, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Who up, jorkin it? And by it, heh, I mean two English muffins as part of this complete breakfast
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"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Me thinking while texting a girl: "how can I mention being 3 ibuprofen deep in Nutty Putty cave?"
November 20, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Me thinking while texting a girl: "how can I mention being 3 ibuprofen deep in Nutty Putty cave?"
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This might sound harsh but I think the people writing NYT headlines should be beaten to death. Why are you making this a migrant problem you fucking racist worm!
November 18, 2024 at 6:01 PM
This might sound harsh but I think the people writing NYT headlines should be beaten to death. Why are you making this a migrant problem you fucking racist worm!
We can just call them tweets, tbh, since old Twitter is gone and stuff. This skeet nonsense is way too reddit and I can't say I blame northernlion for being turned off by it
November 17, 2024 at 5:35 PM
We can just call them tweets, tbh, since old Twitter is gone and stuff. This skeet nonsense is way too reddit and I can't say I blame northernlion for being turned off by it
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cromulent! you’re gonna be croOOmUlent!
November 16, 2024 at 6:39 PM
cromulent! you’re gonna be croOOmUlent!
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"the first sip of broth is the lightest but the last sip carries the nutrition" - ancient proverb i just made up
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
"the first sip of broth is the lightest but the last sip carries the nutrition" - ancient proverb i just made up
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Me, being high: sometimes I feel like I want to eat colours
Skittles scientist: YES
Skittles scientist: YES
November 15, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Me, being high: sometimes I feel like I want to eat colours
Skittles scientist: YES
Skittles scientist: YES