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im not interested in "paranormal activity"

call me when its a "pair of normal a-cup titties"
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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It’s time.
Tell Congress: Impeach Pete Hegseth
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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And it goes on.

The man is completely unraveling.

Bombing boats, threatening invasions “to stop drugs,” and now promising a full pardon to a president convicted of trafficking 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S.

This isn’t law and order.

It’s the most lawless presidency in American history.👇
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"quiver me lumber" or whatever pirates say...
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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At #COP30 climate talks in Brazil, Indigenous land defenders from the Amazon region are demanding greater control over their territories. "We are the ones that are saying what the forest is demanding. We are the ones that are saying what the river is asking for," says Alessandra Korap Munduruku.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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They make games and movies like they used to. So many of them. Same with books.

But the mechanisms you learned about them were totally gutted and changed to only amplify shit that's already popular.

It's still there! You're just mostly on your own to find it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Hell, no.

Aside from hackability, here's why this is a VERY bad idea:

A cop (or cop impersonator) pulls you over, asks to see ID.

You unlock your phone to access it and show it to them.

They grab your unlocked phone and can now browse through it at will.
Illinois rolls out digital driver’s licenses and ID cards. blockclubchi.co/44jCKE2
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I wish a very go fuck your self to eight people in particular today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Bare fucking minimums don't apply to scumbag elites
If an average American has a beef with say their landlord and withholds rent, legally they have to put it aside, such as in an account.

You can’t just spend your rent because you’re mad and expect the judge to understand.

Shouldn’t we expect the same from our government?
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Let them eat ballroom
There is no doubt at all that the Trump Administration spent the emergency USDA SNAP fund and they may have even spent the regular SNAP funds.

In this article they claim USDA would have to dig in couches for something that isn’t there.

Where is the SNAP money?

www.npr.org/2025/11/07/n...
Full SNAP benefits start to go out even as the Trump administration appeals
A federal judge ordered the government to fully fund food aid by Friday. The Trump administration's appeal was denied, so it's asking appealed, saying it's up to Congress to fund SNAP.
www.npr.org
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
So which sandwich company gets to be the official ICE tossin company?

Subway? Jersey mikes?
we now know that it’s not illegal to throw sandwiches at ICE agents, an important development
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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goddammit i wanna play this game real bad but we dont cross picket lines in this house
Please cut them a break…they’re so busy firing everyone making it for trying to unionize that they don’t have time to make it
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Soup for my family, subs for my enemies
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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A new making-of documentary goes on the defensive
James Cameron to AI bros: ‘Avatar movies are not made by computers’
A new making-of documentary goes on the defensive
www.polygon.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Soup for my family, subs for my enemies.
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Is that fucking Shelley script?
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Get ready for the admin to use footage of Philly riots to justify invading LA over unruly post win conduct with a whole ass super carrier in WEHO
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
yum!
AYYY Episode 12 y'all! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Get it while the podcast is HAWT.

don't forget to email questions, insults and fawning letters of adoration to [email protected].

Drop your hottest TTRPG story telling etiquette take below.

#dnd #dndpodcast #podcast #comedy #improv #blessed
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October 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What a weak, weak man. Maybe if he was able to do something about this the list would disappear. It won't but maybe it's with a try
They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
October 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM