MJW
@the-lazyknight.bsky.social
He/him. Reader and part time cat furniture. Trying to recall how this social media stuff is supposed to work.
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Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
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The remains of Gresham castle photographed with a regular camera and how it looks with a LiDar drone camera.
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The remains of Gresham castle photographed with a regular camera and how it looks with a LiDar drone camera.
Fascinating thread about social media expectations of a specific [large] demographic..
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This thread is my working theory on why my food posts attract so many scolds, weirdos, and rude people.
The big one: I exist unapologetically in an uncurated manner.
I do not explain non-American terms, I do not fetishize or romanticize my life, and I post meals *not* performance.
The big one: I exist unapologetically in an uncurated manner.
I do not explain non-American terms, I do not fetishize or romanticize my life, and I post meals *not* performance.
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Fascinating thread about social media expectations of a specific [large] demographic..
L.
L.
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Productivity hack: do not fill your day with boredom busters. Ditch the mobile games, the doomscrolling, the TV binge, and whatever else you noodle on when you're bored.
Then fight boredom by making something. Paint a picture, write a story, sing a song, code an app. Making stuff is awesome.
Then fight boredom by making something. Paint a picture, write a story, sing a song, code an app. Making stuff is awesome.
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Productivity hack: do not fill your day with boredom busters. Ditch the mobile games, the doomscrolling, the TV binge, and whatever else you noodle on when you're bored.
Then fight boredom by making something. Paint a picture, write a story, sing a song, code an app. Making stuff is awesome.
Then fight boredom by making something. Paint a picture, write a story, sing a song, code an app. Making stuff is awesome.
Today, I have been reading "Hemlock and Silver and Lead" by Ursula McGuire...
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Today, I have been reading "Hemlock and Silver and Lead" by Ursula McGuire...
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Even self-care can turn into another stressful job. This is just a little reminder to take the pressure off when you can. It’s okay to just be sometimes. 🐾
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Even self-care can turn into another stressful job. This is just a little reminder to take the pressure off when you can. It’s okay to just be sometimes. 🐾
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SLEEPER AGENT ACTIVATION CODE WORD: "Fountain pen" 🖋️
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Please tell me I'm not the only one. ✒️ 🤓
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Please tell me I'm not the only one. ✒️ 🤓
September 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
SLEEPER AGENT ACTIVATION CODE WORD: "Fountain pen" 🖋️
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Please tell me I'm not the only one. ✒️ 🤓
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Please tell me I'm not the only one. ✒️ 🤓
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Reposting the most recent book because I feel like it XD
Teer and Kard return in their fourth adventure.
With another man's memories in his head, Teer must learn to master the skills of the dead order whose gifts he has inherited - and the rage of the betrayed teacher whose life he now remembers!
His own anger was bad enough...
Mybook.to/adeptspath
With another man's memories in his head, Teer must learn to master the skills of the dead order whose gifts he has inherited - and the rage of the betrayed teacher whose life he now remembers!
His own anger was bad enough...
Mybook.to/adeptspath
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Reposting the most recent book because I feel like it XD
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If you use AI to discuss my books with you, please know that my books and all the characters in them hate you.
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you use AI to discuss my books with you, please know that my books and all the characters in them hate you.
The elephant is a funny bird
It flits from bough to bough
It makes it's nest in the rhubarb tree
And whistles like a cow.
It flits from bough to bough
It makes it's nest in the rhubarb tree
And whistles like a cow.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The elephant is a funny bird
It flits from bough to bough
It makes it's nest in the rhubarb tree
And whistles like a cow.
It flits from bough to bough
It makes it's nest in the rhubarb tree
And whistles like a cow.
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In stock, shipping now and stocking ready: the blue canary nightlight at www.TMBGshop.com.
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
In stock, shipping now and stocking ready: the blue canary nightlight at www.TMBGshop.com.
Currently reading @seananmcguire.bsky.social's Silver And Lead beside a silver birch fire, and drinking a pint of Side Pocket For A Toad...
I'd like to think Toby would approve.
I'd like to think Toby would approve.
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Currently reading @seananmcguire.bsky.social's Silver And Lead beside a silver birch fire, and drinking a pint of Side Pocket For A Toad...
I'd like to think Toby would approve.
I'd like to think Toby would approve.
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
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If you are a cis woman attending this conference I'm begging you to get it on the agenda and vote it down. Labour were cowardly over Clause 28. I have bitter memories of the way queer people were thrown under the bus. Don't repeat that disgrace!
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If you are a cis woman attending this conference I'm begging you to get it on the agenda and vote it down. Labour were cowardly over Clause 28. I have bitter memories of the way queer people were thrown under the bus. Don't repeat that disgrace!
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Once again, the GOP tragically and yet hysterically Misses The Point.
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Once again, the GOP tragically and yet hysterically Misses The Point.
The skill and dedication and sheer luck necessary to get this shot.....
Photo of the day: A blue footed booby diving into the big blue. 📸
Photography by Henley Spiers.
Photography by Henley Spiers.
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The skill and dedication and sheer luck necessary to get this shot.....
Daisy has just reminded me that I should renew my #ProofOfCat
No, she isn't sure where her ear went either.
No, she isn't sure where her ear went either.
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Daisy has just reminded me that I should renew my #ProofOfCat
No, she isn't sure where her ear went either.
No, she isn't sure where her ear went either.
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All I want for Christmas is for "Keep me logged in" box to actually work on Microsoft services.
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
All I want for Christmas is for "Keep me logged in" box to actually work on Microsoft services.
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The dogs of Raccoon City are experiencing rapid evolution, Umbrella Corporation suggests
www.popularmechanics.com/science/anim...
www.popularmechanics.com/science/anim...
The Dogs of Chernobyl Are Experiencing Rapid Evolution, Study Suggests
Have the canines acquired strange mutations living near the power plant?
www.popularmechanics.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
The dogs of Raccoon City are experiencing rapid evolution, Umbrella Corporation suggests
www.popularmechanics.com/science/anim...
www.popularmechanics.com/science/anim...
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Good news from the rewilding front
Red squirrels expand across Highlands after 10-year reintroduction drive
Rewilding charity helps bolster Scottish stronghold of species that once came close to extinction in UK
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Good news from the rewilding front
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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That poll actually finds that lesbians and cisgender bisexuals see trans people more favorably *than trans people themselves*
god i love how these guys make it obvious they've cooked their brains on lobby groups on X and not actually talk to any zoomer gays
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
That poll actually finds that lesbians and cisgender bisexuals see trans people more favorably *than trans people themselves*
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Holy moly....read this!
Note: with coffee or beverages NOWHERE near your keyboard.
Chuck, I am ded.
Note: with coffee or beverages NOWHERE near your keyboard.
Chuck, I am ded.
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Holy moly....read this!
Note: with coffee or beverages NOWHERE near your keyboard.
Chuck, I am ded.
Note: with coffee or beverages NOWHERE near your keyboard.
Chuck, I am ded.