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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · May 16
Headline: MPs SAY YOU DID A VERY GOOD PETITION Image: dozens of grinning MPs
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · May 30
headline: NOBEL PRIZE ADDS NEW BANTER CATEGORY Image: two lads next to their nobel prize
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Jun 5
Rangers appoint Cheese Guy From Blur as new manager
The new Rangers manager Russell Martin
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 25
Headline: EDINBURGH ARTS ORGANISERS REELING AFTER DISCOVERY OF ELEVEN OTHER MONTHS Image: extremely smug man Text: "Christ Alive, get a fucking life guys", commented the current head of Fringe marketing.
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 22
Headline: SCOTSMAN READER HAS "SUV PLOUGHING INTO SCHOOL" DREAM AGAIN Image: older man smiling as he wakes and stretches
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 22
Headline: SCOTSMAN READER HAS "SUV PLOUGHING INTO SCHOOL" DREAM AGAIN Image: older man smiling as he wakes and stretches
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 21
Headline: PORNOGRAPHY REPLACED WITH MINCE Image: mince
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 20
Headline: Starmer's Chief Goon says "uuuuh what do we do now boss?" Image: a team of goons
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 19
Headline: MOO DENG LETTERBOXD PROFILE REVEALED AS FAKE Image: Moo Deng giving Megalopolis a five star review on Letterboxd
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 18
Headline: "NEVER EAT YOUR HEROES" REFLECTS WISTFUL CANNIBAL Image: wistful looking man
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Apr 5
JK ROWLING "STRUCK BY CORMORANT" Litigious billionaire author JK Rowling is fighting for her life after being struck by a cormorant. Professional whinger Lionel Shriver suggested that this may have been a deliberate attack on free speech, and wrote 8,000 words for UnHerd suggesting that "young people" had “transed the cormorant"
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 15
Headline: gregg Wallace and John Boyne announce podcast Image; Gregg Wallace and John Boyne
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 14
headline: AREA MAN'S NEMESIS VERY HAPPY Image: very happy man in field of flowers beneath blue sky
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 14
Headline: AREA MAN'S INSISTENCE HE FINDS GREEK YOGHURT "NICE" GETTING LESS CONVINCING BY THE MINUTE image: a man eating greek yoghurt and glaring
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 13
Headline: TRANSPHOBIA ACTUALLY LEAST WEIRD THING ABOUT AREA TRANSPHOBE image a head-measuring device
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 12
Headline: OASIS TOUR RAISES MILLIONS OF POUNDS FOR OASIS Image: Liam and Noel Gallagher
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 11
Opinion piece: You can't even sleep any more, cos of woke
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 8
Headline: YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FROM YOUR BANK Image: a single hand pressed against a window pane
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 4
Opinion piece. Headline: The left needs its own Garfield. By Wolfrom Gladiators
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Aug 1
Headline: RACIST FED UP WITH PEOPLE ASSUMING HE'S ALSO A TRANSPHOBE Image: man holding a sheet of paper in front of his face with an angry face drawn on it
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Jul 31
Opinion piece. Headline: And if a double decker bus crashes into us/I hope that a full and frank enquiry will be carried out By Wolfrom Gladiators
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Jul 30
Area Man Feels Jollity Increasingly Forced
Face of a man. His facial expression is at best neutral.
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Jul 29
Starmer: Britain will not hesitate to give Israel a War ASBO
Keir Starmer
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Jul 29
Massive Paedophile Goes Golfing
A golf ball on the edge of a golf hole
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The Tablet @the-tablet.bsky.social · Jul 28
Opinion: wah. wah. wah. wreeeeeh-eh-eh-eh-pffftbth By NAMELESS BABY Image: sad baby
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