theangryepicbanana
theangryepicbanana.bsky.social
theangryepicbanana
@theangryepicbanana.bsky.social
22 y/o programmer interested in language design, rhythm games, and genshin / star rail / zenless, sometimes 🔞
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Fuck generative ai

Currently developing https://github.com/ALANVF/star
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I'm a few days behind but I finally watched Valve's Steam Machine reveal and it was pretty refreshing to see a company launch a category defining flagship product without using the word "AI" once in the reveal or any of the promotional material.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I do sometimes feel like an old grandparent trying to play minecraft with their grandchild though because there's so many new things in the game that I don't remember ever been added I actually feel like I'm playing in different games sometimes
Playing minecraft regularly for the first time in years and it's very refreshing
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Playing minecraft regularly for the first time in years and it's very refreshing
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Why do I get the impression this wouldn’t be very hard
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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every time employees get fired for unionizing I visit another real life airport and take even more detailed notes to further critique Grand Theft Auto infrastructure, sowing chaos, and causing further delays
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I am So Happy that My Choices of Representatives are Either the Psycho Nazi-Christian Capitalism Terrorist Party, or the Other Party that Caves to the Whims of the Psycho Nazi-Christian Capitalism Terrorist Party
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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younger generations have always dreamed to be in debt until the day they die
One CEO called the idea a “disgusting insult” and “economic genocide against the Gen Z generation.” 👀

@newsweek.com $XHB
www.newsweek.com/50-year-mort...
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The left bumper on my steam deck has stopped working with no visible reason why (even after taking it apart)
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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The point is to kill any anti capitalist energy building up by having people vote for them
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oops I did it again
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Did another cherry run after telling myself I wouldn't, got a new highscore
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything
 Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This new Zenless beta is actually insane I am going to lose my shit you're gonna hear about me on the news omg omg OH MY GOD
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Finally, level 90 Dehya
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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"who radicalized you"

Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Another amazing cloverpit run, and I finally unlocked all drawers
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Got the gremlins
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm not a new yorker, but congrats to all who are
November 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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on cohost we called this "poster's delight"
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Zohran has ended his victory speech by summoning and entrapping the spirit of Andrew Cuomo in a Greater Soul Gem. The translucent former governor's mouth hangs open in a pained howl as he writhes within the jewel, but makes no sound.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM