The Bare Handyman
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he/any - professional handyman
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
Losing the Clark Kent demographic
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Losing the Clark Kent demographic
Abandoned all pretense of the tank actually being an undershirt
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Abandoned all pretense of the tank actually being an undershirt
A lot of people recoup that by including the square footage in their home office deduction. It’s not strictly legal but auditors never want to check it
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
A lot of people recoup that by including the square footage in their home office deduction. It’s not strictly legal but auditors never want to check it
Not sure what this means but it feels so right
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Not sure what this means but it feels so right
Panda: My diet? Pretty much bamboo. Flesh, if I can’t find it but yeah mostly bamboo
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Panda: My diet? Pretty much bamboo. Flesh, if I can’t find it but yeah mostly bamboo
Ha! This really upends the usual meaning of the phrase
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Ha! This really upends the usual meaning of the phrase
And somehow it works
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
And somehow it works
I watched a LOT of it at 1.5x
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I watched a LOT of it at 1.5x
I’m thankful for a partner that does soothing post-gathering analysis: “No, you weren’t too weird, yes your volume was appropriate, etc.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’m thankful for a partner that does soothing post-gathering analysis: “No, you weren’t too weird, yes your volume was appropriate, etc.”
I would be the only one drinking it, which is both cool and dangerous
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I would be the only one drinking it, which is both cool and dangerous
If loving green bean casserole is racist, I don’t wanna be woke
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If loving green bean casserole is racist, I don’t wanna be woke
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Account name checks out
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Account name checks out