@thebennifactor.bsky.social
Gate changed on me with no warning. Get to destination and did not realize I needed to order shuttle myself. New time zone, have insomnia and hungy. Get to the 24 hour McD’s. They’re closed till breakfast. Ok, Uber Eats. Get back to hotel. Asked if I’m a guest. Why the fuck else would I BE here?!
October 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Gate changed on me with no warning. Get to destination and did not realize I needed to order shuttle myself. New time zone, have insomnia and hungy. Get to the 24 hour McD’s. They’re closed till breakfast. Ok, Uber Eats. Get back to hotel. Asked if I’m a guest. Why the fuck else would I BE here?!
What I was up to tonight! Thanks @theonion.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
What I was up to tonight! Thanks @theonion.com
I love my building
![A Black hand holding a teal plastic bag in front of a set of elevator buttons. Pinched between the thumb and index finger is a sheet of paper that is taped to the elevator wall with some black electrical tape. The paper says
“Janine (J9) got her Wig Snatched Off here, for
[Throwing] Things, then Lieing to Us, Playing Blame Game, as her Meth Buddy, Gary, in Pajamas, also Throws Things at Us from The 8th Floor. They Work Together to Spread BS.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sf6l7innt5vqgv4z56hatkeq/bafkreidn57gotjumqlnsmrjfwyduo6l4larvdfsohalsi5dtt66vw35r4a@jpeg)
October 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I love my building
I truly believe the writer saw the crowds of people Naruto running at Area 51 and got inspired. No, I will not check to see if this is true.
September 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I truly believe the writer saw the crowds of people Naruto running at Area 51 and got inspired. No, I will not check to see if this is true.
me @ Harper
September 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
me @ Harper
What on earth does it mean if someone you’ve been talking to for months has never had read receipts on, suddenly turns them on, and now always reads your messages in <10 minutes after you send them, but doesn’t respond for hours?
September 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
What on earth does it mean if someone you’ve been talking to for months has never had read receipts on, suddenly turns them on, and now always reads your messages in <10 minutes after you send them, but doesn’t respond for hours?
Those of you who follow me will know my opinion on today’s current events so I will not elaborate, but I will explicitly say that this coincidence is funny.
September 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Those of you who follow me will know my opinion on today’s current events so I will not elaborate, but I will explicitly say that this coincidence is funny.
This week is already fucking TERRIBLE holy shit
September 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This week is already fucking TERRIBLE holy shit
I’m reading the theories about the drawing being of a girl instead of a woman because of the whole enigmas -> gamines and
September 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’m reading the theories about the drawing being of a girl instead of a woman because of the whole enigmas -> gamines and
I- my dating history begs to differ, Dan.
September 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I- my dating history begs to differ, Dan.
This and also the ones that were doing the Harlem Shake and said the vax caused it
September 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This and also the ones that were doing the Harlem Shake and said the vax caused it
I used to laugh at the evangelicals who would prattle on about worldly music and its affects on the youth, but now watching KPop Demon Hunters and knowing the Saja Boys are literally demons here to take our souls…
August 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I used to laugh at the evangelicals who would prattle on about worldly music and its affects on the youth, but now watching KPop Demon Hunters and knowing the Saja Boys are literally demons here to take our souls…
I’m known for my laugh and my smile, but the summer heat has taken a toll on my skin. My toner and sunscreen mixing with my sweat caused an allergic reaction by my mouth. This is on top of the mild hives I get about 50% of the time when I wear a N95.
Why does God pick his weakest soldiers 😖
Why does God pick his weakest soldiers 😖
August 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’m known for my laugh and my smile, but the summer heat has taken a toll on my skin. My toner and sunscreen mixing with my sweat caused an allergic reaction by my mouth. This is on top of the mild hives I get about 50% of the time when I wear a N95.
Why does God pick his weakest soldiers 😖
Why does God pick his weakest soldiers 😖
I’ve been told I have piano hands and I like them a lot, but a cuticle infection decimated my index finger and now it looks ugly as hell. The doctor says it’ll end up fine, but it will take months.
August 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’ve been told I have piano hands and I like them a lot, but a cuticle infection decimated my index finger and now it looks ugly as hell. The doctor says it’ll end up fine, but it will take months.
As an Ugly™ for most of my life, I have become a bit attached to what I see as my best features; in the past month, two have taken major hits 😵💫
August 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
As an Ugly™ for most of my life, I have become a bit attached to what I see as my best features; in the past month, two have taken major hits 😵💫
But yeah, he’s super understanding and was patient through my cancellations. Remembers all my faves + dislikes. Goes along with my hyperfixation of the day and takes whatever brainrot I bring up in stride. AND he can put it down, god bless
August 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
But yeah, he’s super understanding and was patient through my cancellations. Remembers all my faves + dislikes. Goes along with my hyperfixation of the day and takes whatever brainrot I bring up in stride. AND he can put it down, god bless
Folks, we are at it again lmao, but I think this is sticking? We started talking in September on and off, but I have admittedly been pretty flaky with him. Conversated regularly by April and finally met up last month and it’s been 🤩
(My concern is the DTR, but that’s a problem for future me 🤪)
(My concern is the DTR, but that’s a problem for future me 🤪)
August 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Folks, we are at it again lmao, but I think this is sticking? We started talking in September on and off, but I have admittedly been pretty flaky with him. Conversated regularly by April and finally met up last month and it’s been 🤩
(My concern is the DTR, but that’s a problem for future me 🤪)
(My concern is the DTR, but that’s a problem for future me 🤪)
She’s nosy
August 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
She’s nosy
Yeahhhhh you may need to consult @/swilua lolololol. On another note, I never thought I’d be able to use this lmao but complimentarily from another queer:
August 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Yeahhhhh you may need to consult @/swilua lolololol. On another note, I never thought I’d be able to use this lmao but complimentarily from another queer:
Awwww omg, that must have been so gratifying!! Love that for you
August 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Awwww omg, that must have been so gratifying!! Love that for you
OHHH MY GODD I WOULD HAVE YEETED MYSELF OUT A WINDOW NAUUURRRRR. I am NOT made for parenthood
August 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
OHHH MY GODD I WOULD HAVE YEETED MYSELF OUT A WINDOW NAUUURRRRR. I am NOT made for parenthood