Benwa the Enchanter
@thebenwa.bsky.social
Gonna fetch a 3mv enchantment you've never heard of gonna force you to LIKE it He/Him
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Benwa the Enchanter
@thebenwa.bsky.social
· Aug 11
See the starter kits going around again so reintroduction,,,
Hey I'm benwa (Benoit)!
Edh hipster, professional seat filler on YOUR spelltable stream!
Sometimes amateur ceramics artist!
Grumpy old game developer who plays weird old rpgs!
mtg is for everyone and I will suffer no fools about it!
Hey I'm benwa (Benoit)!
Edh hipster, professional seat filler on YOUR spelltable stream!
Sometimes amateur ceramics artist!
Grumpy old game developer who plays weird old rpgs!
mtg is for everyone and I will suffer no fools about it!
ez
effortless
you might say I'm built different
effortless
you might say I'm built different
Bracing myself for the K2 of surgical recovery
eating something
eating something
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
ez
effortless
you might say I'm built different
effortless
you might say I'm built different
Bracing myself for the K2 of surgical recovery
eating something
eating something
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Bracing myself for the K2 of surgical recovery
eating something
eating something
basically every doctor and nurse asked me the same list of anesthesia questions and it was genuinely enlightening to see who I had to explain mdma to and who I didn't
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
basically every doctor and nurse asked me the same list of anesthesia questions and it was genuinely enlightening to see who I had to explain mdma to and who I didn't
no amount of drugs can stop me from talking about deadlock
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
no amount of drugs can stop me from talking about deadlock
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Surgery day! I apologize in advance for anything I tweet while "Legally Impaired" coming out of anesthesia
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Surgery day! I apologize in advance for anything I tweet while "Legally Impaired" coming out of anesthesia
No you don't understand I'm built different*
*have to pee all the time normally
*have to pee all the time normally
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
No you don't understand I'm built different*
*have to pee all the time normally
*have to pee all the time normally
butlerian Jihad because I want to ghost this laser robot after our very intimate afternoon together
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
butlerian Jihad because I want to ghost this laser robot after our very intimate afternoon together
Literally the last thing I remember saying before falling asleep was "you're all very attractive I wish I brought my nicer dick"
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Literally the last thing I remember saying before falling asleep was "you're all very attractive I wish I brought my nicer dick"
staring at my nurse like "you don't understand I might have ruined a pair of boxers with all this blood" and she looked at me like I was fucking high
I'm fucking high
I'm fucking high
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
staring at my nurse like "you don't understand I might have ruined a pair of boxers with all this blood" and she looked at me like I was fucking high
I'm fucking high
I'm fucking high
This is all an elaborate cover story I was really at the Devils Sacrament this whole time
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is all an elaborate cover story I was really at the Devils Sacrament this whole time
In my moments of weakness and darkness I think to myself "what would young Sheldon do" but I haven't seen young Sheldon so I don't know Bazinga out or something
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
In my moments of weakness and darkness I think to myself "what would young Sheldon do" but I haven't seen young Sheldon so I don't know Bazinga out or something
*pissing blood voice* okay okay we all had that fucked up twilight thought experiment about vampires drinking period blood well I'm back baby with the sequel no one asked for
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
*pissing blood voice* okay okay we all had that fucked up twilight thought experiment about vampires drinking period blood well I'm back baby with the sequel no one asked for
If I have no rizz I at least have extremely """"robust"""" kidney stones, which I'm certain is equally important
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If I have no rizz I at least have extremely """"robust"""" kidney stones, which I'm certain is equally important
butlerian jihad now before the laser robot can refuse to crawl in our dicks for a living
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
butlerian jihad now before the laser robot can refuse to crawl in our dicks for a living
I DONT CARE WHAT THE DOCTOR SAYS I CAN CALL THEM MY ETHICAL BLOOD DIAMONDS
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I DONT CARE WHAT THE DOCTOR SAYS I CAN CALL THEM MY ETHICAL BLOOD DIAMONDS
Surgery day! I apologize in advance for anything I tweet while "Legally Impaired" coming out of anesthesia
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Surgery day! I apologize in advance for anything I tweet while "Legally Impaired" coming out of anesthesia
Moments Before Disaster
(I hit a 5 man double ult we still lost)
(I hit a 5 man double ult we still lost)
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Moments Before Disaster
(I hit a 5 man double ult we still lost)
(I hit a 5 man double ult we still lost)
MOLES MAD
MOLES MAD
MOLES MAD
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
MOLES MAD
MOLES MAD
MOLES MAD
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Shareholders.
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Shareholders.
I'm more of an idea about ideas person
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm more of an idea about ideas person
General Anesthesia questionnaire be damned. I am definitely ready to be in less pain!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
General Anesthesia questionnaire be damned. I am definitely ready to be in less pain!!!!
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
Damn this guy's actually fun as hell
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Damn this guy's actually fun as hell
oh fun!
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Viagra Boys
Health
Tennis
Wardruna
Meshuggah
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Viagra Boys
Health
Tennis
Wardruna
Meshuggah
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Blackout Problems
Donots
Heaven Shall Burn
Sleep Token
Eluveitie
Blackout Problems
Donots
Heaven Shall Burn
Sleep Token
Eluveitie
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Korpiklaani
Evanescence & Within Temptation
Nightwish (2x)
Sigur Rós
Hamferð
Korpiklaani
Evanescence & Within Temptation
Nightwish (2x)
Sigur Rós
Hamferð
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
oh fun!
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Viagra Boys
Health
Tennis
Wardruna
Meshuggah
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Viagra Boys
Health
Tennis
Wardruna
Meshuggah