The Best Captain
@thebestcapt.bsky.social
bootstraps and something something
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
bootstraps and something something
wish the multitude voted for the black lady
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
wish the multitude voted for the black lady
3rd at a reporter. Hes hated women his entire miserable life. He’s a rotten, scared pos. Fat fucking ugly small weird mushroom dick loser. America chose poorly.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
3rd at a reporter. Hes hated women his entire miserable life. He’s a rotten, scared pos. Fat fucking ugly small weird mushroom dick loser. America chose poorly.
“I just want to live“
- turkey and/or chicken
- turkey and/or chicken
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“I just want to live“
- turkey and/or chicken
- turkey and/or chicken
Broke dick loser should stick to impregnating paid women…so we can have more broke dick humans and then women will think broke dicks are hot and stuff.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Broke dick loser should stick to impregnating paid women…so we can have more broke dick humans and then women will think broke dicks are hot and stuff.
Same. I don’t like myself feeling that way but now realize, holy shit, I do have the ability to fucking super hate some people. Good life lesson I guess.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Same. I don’t like myself feeling that way but now realize, holy shit, I do have the ability to fucking super hate some people. Good life lesson I guess.
Ok, I’ll bite.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ok, I’ll bite.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
My Lord. These dudes are so disgraceful. What are we even doing? Pathetic.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My Lord. These dudes are so disgraceful. What are we even doing? Pathetic.
And…nothing happens. We’re all suckers and losers
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
And…nothing happens. We’re all suckers and losers
He’s a woman, right? Don’t give a shit but he’s very womanly looking.
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He’s a woman, right? Don’t give a shit but he’s very womanly looking.
Weird tho. If you hang with peeps that have the same expensive shit, the cool purse, the best boat, the hottest child sex slaves…gets boring, right? It’s all about boasting about your depravity.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Weird tho. If you hang with peeps that have the same expensive shit, the cool purse, the best boat, the hottest child sex slaves…gets boring, right? It’s all about boasting about your depravity.
They’re cows. Not steaks. Cows are amazing and funny and cool. Stop eating cows.
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
They’re cows. Not steaks. Cows are amazing and funny and cool. Stop eating cows.
Keep em dumb, fat and, erm, dumb winning
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Keep em dumb, fat and, erm, dumb winning
So much fake hair
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
So much fake hair
Funny how the news is only talking about the end of the shutdown. “Trump Ends Shutdown” MAGA is gleeful.
Coordination of releasing news is a thing. Hate that Dems are complicit.
Coordination of releasing news is a thing. Hate that Dems are complicit.
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Funny how the news is only talking about the end of the shutdown. “Trump Ends Shutdown” MAGA is gleeful.
Coordination of releasing news is a thing. Hate that Dems are complicit.
Coordination of releasing news is a thing. Hate that Dems are complicit.
This pic makes me nauseous
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
This pic makes me nauseous
Gotta prop up their guy. If he’s a pedo and fucked up economy (again) it’s, like, super bad.
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Gotta prop up their guy. If he’s a pedo and fucked up economy (again) it’s, like, super bad.