Rex
@thebogosphere.bsky.social
Alligator guy. ¡Háblame en español!
I’m sleeping in a tent in a dark basement full of wolf spiders 👀 this must be how it feels to take a long rest in a dangerous dungeon in D&D
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I’m sleeping in a tent in a dark basement full of wolf spiders 👀 this must be how it feels to take a long rest in a dangerous dungeon in D&D
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October 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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「…ベッドに戻るか…？」
寒くなれば寒くなるほど、君の温もりがよく分かる♨️
寒くなれば寒くなるほど、君の温もりがよく分かる♨️
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
「…ベッドに戻るか…？」
寒くなれば寒くなるほど、君の温もりがよく分かる♨️
寒くなれば寒くなるほど、君の温もりがよく分かる♨️
Words I hear constantly at work at a chemical plant and don‘t think twice about:
-nipple
-stripper
-impregnate
-male/male connection
-hot box
-bunghole
-6 inch hose
-nipple
-stripper
-impregnate
-male/male connection
-hot box
-bunghole
-6 inch hose
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Words I hear constantly at work at a chemical plant and don‘t think twice about:
-nipple
-stripper
-impregnate
-male/male connection
-hot box
-bunghole
-6 inch hose
-nipple
-stripper
-impregnate
-male/male connection
-hot box
-bunghole
-6 inch hose
It’s cool how every time I’m forced to change my work password it completely breaks the work-mandated 2FA app and I have to spend 2 hours on the phone with IT. Especially cool when it’s right before a holiday and I have to work 10-11 hours a day to get everything ready 🥲
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It’s cool how every time I’m forced to change my work password it completely breaks the work-mandated 2FA app and I have to spend 2 hours on the phone with IT. Especially cool when it’s right before a holiday and I have to work 10-11 hours a day to get everything ready 🥲
The fact that 6 and 7 are next to each other in the alphabet proves God has a sense of humor
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The fact that 6 and 7 are next to each other in the alphabet proves God has a sense of humor
This must be my greatest gaming achievement. (UFO 50) Best game ever?!
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This must be my greatest gaming achievement. (UFO 50) Best game ever?!
If you play UFO 50 I need to subject you to my evil Block Koala levels
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If you play UFO 50 I need to subject you to my evil Block Koala levels
the new food meta is dipping celery sticks in tomato juice
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the new food meta is dipping celery sticks in tomato juice
I got tomato juice on a whim while flying because I never hear of anyone ordering it, and it was really good... I just bought a big jug of it to drink at home now. I'm in my tomato juice era
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I got tomato juice on a whim while flying because I never hear of anyone ordering it, and it was really good... I just bought a big jug of it to drink at home now. I'm in my tomato juice era
(Me, playing snes) Why do all the enemies want to kill Bubsy?
Pools: because Bubsy sucks
Pools: because Bubsy sucks
October 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
(Me, playing snes) Why do all the enemies want to kill Bubsy?
Pools: because Bubsy sucks
Pools: because Bubsy sucks
My new favorite game is on sale...
September 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My new favorite game is on sale...
I’m going to try to throw up quietly and politely so it doesn’t interrupt Pools’s work meetings but unfortunately I’m a loud puker. If I threw up at the gym they would sound the lunk alarm. (I have food poisoning)
September 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I’m going to try to throw up quietly and politely so it doesn’t interrupt Pools’s work meetings but unfortunately I’m a loud puker. If I threw up at the gym they would sound the lunk alarm. (I have food poisoning)
Halloween Oreos at the grocery store already 😱
August 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Halloween Oreos at the grocery store already 😱
My department at work has shrunk quite a bit and my coworkers I share an office building with usually take Fridays off, so I get to experience the eerie empty office today
August 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My department at work has shrunk quite a bit and my coworkers I share an office building with usually take Fridays off, so I get to experience the eerie empty office today
I'm talking about Jack London books with a friend and remembering how much of a wolf girl I was in middle school (I still am one)
August 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm talking about Jack London books with a friend and remembering how much of a wolf girl I was in middle school (I still am one)
I'm starting to feel nostalgic for when I was unemployed, lol. I drew so much back then
August 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm starting to feel nostalgic for when I was unemployed, lol. I drew so much back then
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Oh believe me, we are ready!
(really old drawing lmao)
(really old drawing lmao)
August 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Oh believe me, we are ready!
(really old drawing lmao)
(really old drawing lmao)
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Omg… the Switch 2 killer app is finally here
July 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Omg… the Switch 2 killer app is finally here
I'm finally getting a new phone this weekend... mine stopped receiving updates 3 years ago (iPhone 7) but it's still been chugging along these past few years. I'd keep using it but none of my banking apps can open anymore and Telegram crashes if I scroll through my stickers too fast.
July 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm finally getting a new phone this weekend... mine stopped receiving updates 3 years ago (iPhone 7) but it's still been chugging along these past few years. I'd keep using it but none of my banking apps can open anymore and Telegram crashes if I scroll through my stickers too fast.
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We had a substitute teacher in 5th grade who got a NatGeo VHS from the school library about hyenas. It started showing and explaining how the matriarch uses her pseudopenis to anally mount males to show dominance, and the sub got up so fast to turn it off that she tripped
July 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
We had a substitute teacher in 5th grade who got a NatGeo VHS from the school library about hyenas. It started showing and explaining how the matriarch uses her pseudopenis to anally mount males to show dominance, and the sub got up so fast to turn it off that she tripped
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I dropped a new box of eggs and 4 of them broke but it's okay because I cooked and ate them anyway
July 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I dropped a new box of eggs and 4 of them broke but it's okay because I cooked and ate them anyway