Allen Bored
@theboredshow.bsky.social
I like socialism and sportsball
My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
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so charlie kirk gets shot in the neck then a week later they introduce a character named "full necky"
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
so charlie kirk gets shot in the neck then a week later they introduce a character named "full necky"
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It's the moment when he takes the medal out of the box and puts it on himself for me. That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen lol. He's so desperate to get it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's the moment when he takes the medal out of the box and puts it on himself for me. That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen lol. He's so desperate to get it.
lol 95 seconds long
Pat McAfee put out a song titled Dookie and it's much worse than any dookie you could imagine
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
lol 95 seconds long
They want to lower the number of kids with autism by killing them while they're young.
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They want to lower the number of kids with autism by killing them while they're young.
Pretty sure murdering people for Twitter clout is a crime.
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Pretty sure murdering people for Twitter clout is a crime.
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“I saw two survivors trying to flip a cruise ship—loaded with diamonds, bound for the United States—back over, so they could stay in the fight.”
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“I saw two survivors trying to flip a cruise ship—loaded with diamonds, bound for the United States—back over, so they could stay in the fight.”
I don’t know where it is but I had a post it note with Jim Palmer’s autograph that a family friend gave me.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I don’t know where it is but I had a post it note with Jim Palmer’s autograph that a family friend gave me.
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Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
It was Mr. Met.
Ballot #5 is from a voter who wishes to remain anonymous. As a refresher, we are unable to report adds or drops, if any, on anonymous ballots.
This is the first ever known David Wright-only ballot. There will not be a unanimous inductee this year.
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
This is the first ever known David Wright-only ballot. There will not be a unanimous inductee this year.
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It was Mr. Met.
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Erika Kirk turned her husband’s murder into the business opportunity of a lifetime. She has a lot to teach us about deals.
Why is Andrew Ross Sorkin hosting Erika Kirk at the Dealbook Summit?
Honest line of inquiry - what could she possibly elevate about macroeconomic factors that's so important it crowds out her organization's relentless bigotry?
Honest line of inquiry - what could she possibly elevate about macroeconomic factors that's so important it crowds out her organization's relentless bigotry?
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Erika Kirk turned her husband’s murder into the business opportunity of a lifetime. She has a lot to teach us about deals.
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This is great news since his interview with Paris Hilton essentially killed NFTs
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is great news since his interview with Paris Hilton essentially killed NFTs
We're going to find out that Paul Dano said something about how much he hates feet.
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We're going to find out that Paul Dano said something about how much he hates feet.
I was ethered by Spotify Wrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I was ethered by Spotify Wrapped.
Vaxxed?
Aaron Rodgers calls out unnamed receivers for skipping film sessions, running the wrong routes.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Aaron Rodgers calls out unnamed receivers for skipping film sessions, running wrong routes
The Steelers are slumping.
www.nbcsports.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Vaxxed?
While everyone is debating what the ACC should have done with their tiebreaker, I suggest we just get rid conference championship games altogether. What purpose do they even serve with the current payoff format?
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
While everyone is debating what the ACC should have done with their tiebreaker, I suggest we just get rid conference championship games altogether. What purpose do they even serve with the current payoff format?
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
No one has been cancelled, ever.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
No one has been cancelled, ever.
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*eagerly standing outside a quest diagnostics at 11:59 PM Thanksgiving night holding a cup of piss*
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
*eagerly standing outside a quest diagnostics at 11:59 PM Thanksgiving night holding a cup of piss*
I can never get on board with the going for two down nine thing, especially this late in a game.
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I can never get on board with the going for two down nine thing, especially this late in a game.
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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The Ravens lost because they wore ugly clothes
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The Ravens lost because they wore ugly clothes
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Wow, I can watch UFC 38479 with Piladt Zuryn taking on Redwaut Biffcon and all I have to do is give money to Paramount?
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wow, I can watch UFC 38479 with Piladt Zuryn taking on Redwaut Biffcon and all I have to do is give money to Paramount?
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...