Jive Turkey Ashley 🦃
@thedazzlingone.bsky.social
Ashley! South side bardbarian librarian. Hot toddy evangelist. Scruffy lookin' nerf herder/LLAP. Your gaucho amiga. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. she/her. Profile pic by @arideo
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stop crying it won't do any good and anyway you have a lot of work to do starting right now
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
stop crying it won't do any good and anyway you have a lot of work to do starting right now
Our internet is out presumably because of the snow so we’re going deep into my DVD collection
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Our internet is out presumably because of the snow so we’re going deep into my DVD collection
Anyway here are some of my favorite genres of social media Bears videos
- bears fans freaking out during the game
- whatever Simone Biles is wearing/doing before the game
- Ben Johnson yelling
- player fit checks
- bears haters freaking out during the game
- “they never believed in us”
- bears fans freaking out during the game
- whatever Simone Biles is wearing/doing before the game
- Ben Johnson yelling
- player fit checks
- bears haters freaking out during the game
- “they never believed in us”
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Anyway here are some of my favorite genres of social media Bears videos
- bears fans freaking out during the game
- whatever Simone Biles is wearing/doing before the game
- Ben Johnson yelling
- player fit checks
- bears haters freaking out during the game
- “they never believed in us”
- bears fans freaking out during the game
- whatever Simone Biles is wearing/doing before the game
- Ben Johnson yelling
- player fit checks
- bears haters freaking out during the game
- “they never believed in us”
And if that’s on the Fritz he comes in on the penny farthing
My man arrives at the studio via whirligig
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
And if that’s on the Fritz he comes in on the penny farthing
Been watching Bears fan made TikToks like a real sicko and I am always delighted by how Cam Newton now looks like a Batman villain every time he’s on tv. I think it’s the hats?
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Been watching Bears fan made TikToks like a real sicko and I am always delighted by how Cam Newton now looks like a Batman villain every time he’s on tv. I think it’s the hats?
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On November 28, 1961, Ernie Davis, a running back for Syracuse University in New York, became the first Black person to win the Heisman Trophy. Nicknamed the "Elmira Express," In his lifetime, Davis also fought discrimination and racism.
Who was Ernie Davis?
Glad you asked.
Who was Ernie Davis?
Glad you asked.
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
On November 28, 1961, Ernie Davis, a running back for Syracuse University in New York, became the first Black person to win the Heisman Trophy. Nicknamed the "Elmira Express," In his lifetime, Davis also fought discrimination and racism.
Who was Ernie Davis?
Glad you asked.
Who was Ernie Davis?
Glad you asked.
Okay now yall know what to get me for Christmas.
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Okay now yall know what to get me for Christmas.
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I strongly support supporting indie bookstores!
Hey these Star Wars ebooks are currently on sale! Check them out on @bookshop.org where you can support an indie bookstore as well!
The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Empire by @chriskempshall.bsky.social, Ashoka by @ekjohnston.bsky.social From A Certain Point of View Return of the Jedi by various.
The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Empire by @chriskempshall.bsky.social, Ashoka by @ekjohnston.bsky.social From A Certain Point of View Return of the Jedi by various.
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I strongly support supporting indie bookstores!
They are shuffling their asses off
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
They are shuffling their asses off
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Caleb no, there’s too much liquid displacement!
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Caleb no, there’s too much liquid displacement!
This thread explains pretty much all the reasons why I am a Jedi hater.
I swear, trying to talk to Star Wars fans about the very obvious flaws of the Jedi is like trying to explain the reality of how laws are applied verse how we are taught they should work.
It doesn’t matter how Lucas says the Jedi should work, how they are presented in canon is deeply fucked!
It doesn’t matter how Lucas says the Jedi should work, how they are presented in canon is deeply fucked!
a man with a beard is wearing a hooded jacket and talking on a cell phone .
Alt: Obi Wan using a Jedi mind trick to get past stormtroopers.
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This thread explains pretty much all the reasons why I am a Jedi hater.
Big chungus game
a bunny with a big belly is smiling and holding its belly
ALT: a bunny with a big belly is smiling and holding its belly
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Big chungus game
Knowing these mfs I am not celebrating shit until the clock says 0:00
Only read this if you’re a Bears fan:
this game is not over shut the hell up
this game is not over shut the hell up
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Knowing these mfs I am not celebrating shit until the clock says 0:00
Cannot BELIEVE I missed this smhhhhhhh
Bears TD AND a Steely Dan "Black Friday" bump to commercial? Damn, feeling like a target demo right now.
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Cannot BELIEVE I missed this smhhhhhhh
I think it depends on the snacks but yes.
But do they want the snacks? That‘s a perfectly acceptable level of participation in sports for me. I’ll go to any minor league baseball game for a beer and a hot dog
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think it depends on the snacks but yes.
Neither of my kids wants to watch football and you know what? They are much smarter than me. Proud of them.
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Neither of my kids wants to watch football and you know what? They are much smarter than me. Proud of them.
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New holiday headcanon
Home Alone came out almost exactly 2 months after Goodfellas so I prefer to think Tommy never really got whacked. The hit was a front. He was just renamed Harry and sent into witness protection to work as a plumber in Winnetka IL. But he just couldn't fight that itch
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
New holiday headcanon
Hell yeah same
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hell yeah same
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I heard a story about a female academic giving a paper at the IHR who, after receiving a long and aggressive question from a senior male professor, simply leaned back with her hands behind her head and replied “Oh, do fuck off.”
One of my colleagues went to a seminar at Berkeley and when someone asked a question Derrida brushed it off saying ‘what you ask may be important but it is not interesting’.
This path leads to chaos.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I heard a story about a female academic giving a paper at the IHR who, after receiving a long and aggressive question from a senior male professor, simply leaned back with her hands behind her head and replied “Oh, do fuck off.”
Need a pair of these
Part 10 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
Guillotine Earrings From France’s Reign of Terror
Guillotine Earrings From France’s Reign of Terror
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Need a pair of these