Jive Turkey Ashley 🦃
@thedazzlingone.bsky.social
Ashley! South side bardbarian librarian. Hot toddy evangelist. Scruffy lookin' nerf herder/LLAP. Your gaucho amiga. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. she/her. Profile pic by @arideo
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The carnivore/herbivore metaphor did not curl all the way over for me smh
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The carnivore/herbivore metaphor did not curl all the way over for me smh
I knew it was going to be sad but I was like damn they are not playing
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I knew it was going to be sad but I was like damn they are not playing
1990 was an amazing year for Joe Pesci smh
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
1990 was an amazing year for Joe Pesci smh
Just saying you are allowed to be a good hot coach 😔
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Just saying you are allowed to be a good hot coach 😔
It gives me no pleasure to say this but the Notre Dame coach is hot and good. Ugh.
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It gives me no pleasure to say this but the Notre Dame coach is hot and good. Ugh.
I can’t believe they were like hm mystery clones out of nowhere we will just take them what the fuck
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I can’t believe they were like hm mystery clones out of nowhere we will just take them what the fuck
Best boy!!!! We love a babu frik. He is blameless in the eyes of God.
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Best boy!!!! We love a babu frik. He is blameless in the eyes of God.
The only good Jedi is a grey Jedi. Shoutout to ahsoka and jolee Bindo.
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The only good Jedi is a grey Jedi. Shoutout to ahsoka and jolee Bindo.
This was me I was SHOOK
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This was me I was SHOOK
YOU GET ME LMAO YES
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
YOU GET ME LMAO YES
I know it feels good to be right like this lmao
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I know it feels good to be right like this lmao
It’s so bad. Like horrible. There is nothing to redeem it except this mf
a close up of a cartoon character with a helmet that says ' elite ' on it
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a helmet that says ' elite ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It’s so bad. Like horrible. There is nothing to redeem it except this mf
Fool me once Shame on you, fool me for 20+ years shame on me.
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Fool me once Shame on you, fool me for 20+ years shame on me.
No ROTJ is fine especially looking at what came after. I still hate ROS.
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No ROTJ is fine especially looking at what came after. I still hate ROS.
That part!!!!! This thread is perfection.
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That part!!!!! This thread is perfection.