This is more how I feel, "If this is feeling merry, how much longer must it last..."

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The tax should be levied on the criminal who created the dump, as reparations on top of whatever fine and imprisonment they get

This one is pretty, and I play it every year early on, but it's not written for me, it's for someone with a family.

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This is one of their first official announcements of a candidate already in Parliament that they want to run in Scotland next year.

A Lord, elevated due to the amount of money he gave to the Tories.

You couldn't make it up. Just so brazenly "Reform, just the rich, corrupt Tories in a new tie".

Trans footballer in the women's team would be nice but won't happen

1936 Olympics, anyone?

Likely

Huh, I remember John Wayne Is Big Leggy, looked it up and ... it's dreadful too

Get that round my way too 😳

When the Women's World Cup was being pitched for approval to Glasgow council, one of the stipulations was that FIFA officials get a free ride. Can't remember what all free stuff they get, but it was part of the deal and not negotiable