Sam T
@theevilsamt.bsky.social
you used to call me jiggly. serial nerd. probably eating crisps. awkward. gamer. 🏳️🌈
This is how Facebook mums think everybody reacts to their abysmal elf on the shelf posts every day in December 😮💨
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is how Facebook mums think everybody reacts to their abysmal elf on the shelf posts every day in December 😮💨
Alex cannot wait to get the hell out of that place 😂 #Strictly
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November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Alex cannot wait to get the hell out of that place 😂 #Strictly
I need Lando to win but I’ve got a feeling we’ll be taking the championship into the final race next weekend 😭 #F1
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November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I need Lando to win but I’ve got a feeling we’ll be taking the championship into the final race next weekend 😭 #F1
I have this thing where if I’ve got no plans on a Sunday, I like staying up super late reading on Saturday night because there’s no quiet like no noise at all. Just nothing but distant sounds of the city. I absolutely love it.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have this thing where if I’ve got no plans on a Sunday, I like staying up super late reading on Saturday night because there’s no quiet like no noise at all. Just nothing but distant sounds of the city. I absolutely love it.
Old cow whining to the press about the mansion tax. Paid £4000 for a 6 bed house in London in 1970. Adjusted for inflation that’s about £97,000 in today’s money. It’s worth £4,000,000 now. Doesn’t understand though why young people struggle to get on the property ladder. Get in the BIN!!
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Old cow whining to the press about the mansion tax. Paid £4000 for a 6 bed house in London in 1970. Adjusted for inflation that’s about £97,000 in today’s money. It’s worth £4,000,000 now. Doesn’t understand though why young people struggle to get on the property ladder. Get in the BIN!!
Final #F1 sprint of the season 🥲
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November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Final #F1 sprint of the season 🥲
I deeply cannot deal with anymore stupidity today. I am losing my fucking mind dealing with it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I deeply cannot deal with anymore stupidity today. I am losing my fucking mind dealing with it.
How the fuck do you go £220million over budget?? That’s 22.5% of their entirely yearly budget just on overspend of a single project 🤦♂️ No doubt they’ll wheel out Bev soon to justify more increases to council tax because they’re so broke again. I need accountability.
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
How the fuck do you go £220million over budget?? That’s 22.5% of their entirely yearly budget just on overspend of a single project 🤦♂️ No doubt they’ll wheel out Bev soon to justify more increases to council tax because they’re so broke again. I need accountability.
Another key manifesto pledge broken. I’m losing count. I don’t think I’ve ever been so disappointed in a government. I honestly regret the day I voted for them. Never ever again.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Another key manifesto pledge broken. I’m losing count. I don’t think I’ve ever been so disappointed in a government. I honestly regret the day I voted for them. Never ever again.
Good morning to everybody apart from Rachel Reeves the absolute cretin.
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November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Good morning to everybody apart from Rachel Reeves the absolute cretin.
I purchased a heated throw like the 98 year old spinster I am. Absolute game changer. I’m tired of being so cold in this flat.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I purchased a heated throw like the 98 year old spinster I am. Absolute game changer. I’m tired of being so cold in this flat.
The only punishment severe enough for charging £3.29 for 100g of stale Pick ‘n’ Mix, is the death penalty. ALL KINDS SAME PRICE!
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The only punishment severe enough for charging £3.29 for 100g of stale Pick ‘n’ Mix, is the death penalty. ALL KINDS SAME PRICE!
They’ve renewed #AllsFair for season 2. We won!! The critics tried so hard to destroy this show and all they actually did was amplify it. A whole new season of camp drama with such an iconic cast oh I am absolutely obsessed.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
They’ve renewed #AllsFair for season 2. We won!! The critics tried so hard to destroy this show and all they actually did was amplify it. A whole new season of camp drama with such an iconic cast oh I am absolutely obsessed.
It’s getting harder and harder to get up in the morning kids 🥶
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November 24, 2025 at 8:04 AM
It’s getting harder and harder to get up in the morning kids 🥶
I’m tired, and I’m ratty, and I’m TIRED. And now it’s Monday again I cba 😭
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m tired, and I’m ratty, and I’m TIRED. And now it’s Monday again I cba 😭
I will never not be astounded at how bad the bee network is and why Andy Burnham think it’s his crowning achievement. 1 tram every 15 minutes after an arena gig are you actually mad? He’s an abysmal career politician who is only interested in photo ops. One day people might realise 😂
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I will never not be astounded at how bad the bee network is and why Andy Burnham think it’s his crowning achievement. 1 tram every 15 minutes after an arena gig are you actually mad? He’s an abysmal career politician who is only interested in photo ops. One day people might realise 😂
X have released an update that lets you see a user’s country and what App Store country they downloaded from. Exposing all of the right wing grift/propaganda bot accounts being based in India or Nigeria. It’s quite entertaining.
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
X have released an update that lets you see a user’s country and what App Store country they downloaded from. Exposing all of the right wing grift/propaganda bot accounts being based in India or Nigeria. It’s quite entertaining.
Chav sat on the tram eating crisps making noise like a pig whilst his shit music blares out. Get in the fucking bin.
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Chav sat on the tram eating crisps making noise like a pig whilst his shit music blares out. Get in the fucking bin.
“Am I the only gay who doesn’t care about wicked?” - no but you’re deeply deranged for making it your entire personality and posting the same thing about 14 times hen.
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Am I the only gay who doesn’t care about wicked?” - no but you’re deeply deranged for making it your entire personality and posting the same thing about 14 times hen.
Picked up the ASUS Rog Xbox edition and playing #BlackOps7 handheld is so much fun I love it. Despite the insane amount of bots in the lobbies already. Activision will never see heaven.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Picked up the ASUS Rog Xbox edition and playing #BlackOps7 handheld is so much fun I love it. Despite the insane amount of bots in the lobbies already. Activision will never see heaven.
Nobody talks about Dorothy stealing the shoes of a dead girl crushed by a house and honestly she’s a such a bitch for that. Negative energy from that girl get her away from me.
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Nobody talks about Dorothy stealing the shoes of a dead girl crushed by a house and honestly she’s a such a bitch for that. Negative energy from that girl get her away from me.
And what about the clear cheating in telephone voting? Because until you fix that, there’s no point having a contest at all.
🚨 BREAKING: The EBU has announced rule changes for #Eurovision 2026
👉 Juries return to semi-finals and number of juries expanded to 7
👉 New voting rules "discourage disproportionate promotion campaigns"
👉 Maximum number of televotes reduced to 10.
👉 Juries return to semi-finals and number of juries expanded to 7
👉 New voting rules "discourage disproportionate promotion campaigns"
👉 Maximum number of televotes reduced to 10.
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
And what about the clear cheating in telephone voting? Because until you fix that, there’s no point having a contest at all.
It’s magic 😭🥹. For Good obviously a stand out. However, No Good Deed, As Long As You’re Mine, and Girl In The Bubble, absolutely soar to match it. They get a lot more flex with the character acting and Jonathan stands toe to toe with Ariana & Cynthia. Oscars for sure. #WickedForGood
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A ★★★★½ review of Wicked: For Good (2025)
Much like the stage show, it’s a slightly weaker second half, but the Ariana, Cynthia, and Jonathan absolutely kill it with more acting flex than the first half.
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November 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It’s magic 😭🥹. For Good obviously a stand out. However, No Good Deed, As Long As You’re Mine, and Girl In The Bubble, absolutely soar to match it. They get a lot more flex with the character acting and Jonathan stands toe to toe with Ariana & Cynthia. Oscars for sure. #WickedForGood
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Every time you open X it’s another post about Tesco Christmas Trees. I am losing my mind how these faux outrage right wing grifter stories are regurgitated every year and people still lap it up. Dumb as rocks.
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Every time you open X it’s another post about Tesco Christmas Trees. I am losing my mind how these faux outrage right wing grifter stories are regurgitated every year and people still lap it up. Dumb as rocks.