Sam T
@theevilsamt.bsky.social
you used to call me jiggly. serial nerd. probably eating crisps. awkward. gamer. 🏳️🌈
This is how Facebook mums think everybody reacts to their abysmal elf on the shelf posts every day in December 😮💨
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is how Facebook mums think everybody reacts to their abysmal elf on the shelf posts every day in December 😮💨
How the fuck do you go £220million over budget?? That’s 22.5% of their entirely yearly budget just on overspend of a single project 🤦♂️ No doubt they’ll wheel out Bev soon to justify more increases to council tax because they’re so broke again. I need accountability.
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
How the fuck do you go £220million over budget?? That’s 22.5% of their entirely yearly budget just on overspend of a single project 🤦♂️ No doubt they’ll wheel out Bev soon to justify more increases to council tax because they’re so broke again. I need accountability.
The only punishment severe enough for charging £3.29 for 100g of stale Pick ‘n’ Mix, is the death penalty. ALL KINDS SAME PRICE!
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The only punishment severe enough for charging £3.29 for 100g of stale Pick ‘n’ Mix, is the death penalty. ALL KINDS SAME PRICE!
“Am I the only gay who doesn’t care about wicked?” - no but you’re deeply deranged for making it your entire personality and posting the same thing about 14 times hen.
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Am I the only gay who doesn’t care about wicked?” - no but you’re deeply deranged for making it your entire personality and posting the same thing about 14 times hen.
I’m half tempted to burn the shop to the ground tbh.
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m half tempted to burn the shop to the ground tbh.
The Caroline Flack documentary is so sad. So many of the press clippings are from The Sun. Wootton publicly grieved her as a “friend” after she died, but he was an editor of.. The Sun. Lewis said time and time again the lamp story was bullshit.
It’s so gross. And the posts are still live.
It’s so gross. And the posts are still live.
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The Caroline Flack documentary is so sad. So many of the press clippings are from The Sun. Wootton publicly grieved her as a “friend” after she died, but he was an editor of.. The Sun. Lewis said time and time again the lamp story was bullshit.
It’s so gross. And the posts are still live.
It’s so gross. And the posts are still live.
This is what I’m talking about btw non Manchester people. Whenever it’s windy and rainy it goes on until it stops being windy and rainy 😂
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is what I’m talking about btw non Manchester people. Whenever it’s windy and rainy it goes on until it stops being windy and rainy 😂
Zippy is home in Manchester 😭😂 a few years ago he was replaced with the most abysmal Santa you’ve ever seen but he’s finally back!
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zippy is home in Manchester 😭😂 a few years ago he was replaced with the most abysmal Santa you’ve ever seen but he’s finally back!
Mind you the family farm tax only applies to assets inherited over £1,000,000 in value and it’ll be at half the rate everybody else pays in inheritance tax. It won’t impact 75% of farms. And it can be paid interest free over 10 years. I like Cameron but come on hen #BBUK
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Mind you the family farm tax only applies to assets inherited over £1,000,000 in value and it’ll be at half the rate everybody else pays in inheritance tax. It won’t impact 75% of farms. And it can be paid interest free over 10 years. I like Cameron but come on hen #BBUK
There is no argument, just virtue signalling from the right. It's that simple.
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
There is no argument, just virtue signalling from the right. It's that simple.
The Manchester Evening News have released my eulogy early.
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The Manchester Evening News have released my eulogy early.
They don’t sell monster in Thailand and it’s illegal to vape so they don’t sell those either. Back home after 24 hours of travelling and treating myself to a party for one with my two favourite things 😭😂
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
They don’t sell monster in Thailand and it’s illegal to vape so they don’t sell those either. Back home after 24 hours of travelling and treating myself to a party for one with my two favourite things 😭😂
I discovered crocs and Jibbitz for this trip so will no longer be wearing any other footwear no matter the occasion. What do you mean I can have shoes with an exhausted Patrick Starfish on them??
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I discovered crocs and Jibbitz for this trip so will no longer be wearing any other footwear no matter the occasion. What do you mean I can have shoes with an exhausted Patrick Starfish on them??
Not being funny loves but I’d rather just have Cynthia and Ariana at this point if you don’t mind. Certainly not the abysmal Kristen Chenoweth after the Charlie Kirk nonsense.
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Not being funny loves but I’d rather just have Cynthia and Ariana at this point if you don’t mind. Certainly not the abysmal Kristen Chenoweth after the Charlie Kirk nonsense.
Kevin Federline’s book didn’t even make the top 1000 bestsellers on Amazon 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 imagine not even making it past your $60k advance 😂😂😂 god is good
November 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Kevin Federline’s book didn’t even make the top 1000 bestsellers on Amazon 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 imagine not even making it past your $60k advance 😂😂😂 god is good
The hotel TV is showing Italian Strictly and Giovanni just got a 2 and four 0s. They’ve even got their own version of the abysmal Tess Daly.
November 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The hotel TV is showing Italian Strictly and Giovanni just got a 2 and four 0s. They’ve even got their own version of the abysmal Tess Daly.
Caroline is such a dick honestly. It’s entertaining for us at home but I would be losing my mind being stuck in a house with her bullshit 😂 #BBUK
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Caroline is such a dick honestly. It’s entertaining for us at home but I would be losing my mind being stuck in a house with her bullshit 😂 #BBUK
God tier doormat at the neighbours apartment.
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
God tier doormat at the neighbours apartment.
I’m currently living the friends episode with Phoebe and the fire alarm. I’ve disconnected the mains, I’ve removed the battery, HOW IS IT STILL MAKING NOISE??????
October 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I’m currently living the friends episode with Phoebe and the fire alarm. I’ve disconnected the mains, I’ve removed the battery, HOW IS IT STILL MAKING NOISE??????
Streaming fragmentation basically just globalised American cable service billing. My most used streaming app so just gotta suck it up 😂
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Streaming fragmentation basically just globalised American cable service billing. My most used streaming app so just gotta suck it up 😂
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (for Claudia only).
October 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (for Claudia only).