The Jarmer Fones
@thefarmerjones.bsky.social
In N Out french fry enjoyer
Matt Rhule extension update:
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Matt Rhule extension update:
📸 Sean Daniel / @1shotsean on IG
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
📸 Sean Daniel / @1shotsean on IG
Inventing a time machine for the sole purpose of attending a Bad Brains / Goo Goo Dolls show
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Inventing a time machine for the sole purpose of attending a Bad Brains / Goo Goo Dolls show
It’s not a Pennsylvania Christmas unless a spotted lantern fly falls out of your tree when you get home from the farm.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It’s not a Pennsylvania Christmas unless a spotted lantern fly falls out of your tree when you get home from the farm.
Please, Kon Knueppel. Don't do this. The man has a family.
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Please, Kon Knueppel. Don't do this. The man has a family.
Thinking about successful Mormon coaches leaving their alma maters
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Thinking about successful Mormon coaches leaving their alma maters
sorry you said "cheeto"?
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
sorry you said "cheeto"?
Fat Joe is all of us.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Fat Joe is all of us.
He looks good though
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
He looks good though
Just had the opportunity to say “solidarity“ to the crew picketing outside our local Starbucks.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Just had the opportunity to say “solidarity“ to the crew picketing outside our local Starbucks.
“Newsom 2028!” in the bio
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“Newsom 2028!” in the bio
Dammit, getting roasted by the Authenticator app.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dammit, getting roasted by the Authenticator app.
I am whatever age it is where you don’t understand why NBC Sports is sending emails promoting the movie Wicked
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I am whatever age it is where you don’t understand why NBC Sports is sending emails promoting the movie Wicked
Very excited for this one
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Very excited for this one
📸 Michael Ade Ojo/SLAM @bellikemike on IG
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
📸 Michael Ade Ojo/SLAM @bellikemike on IG
Me reading this
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me reading this
I liked getting these posts consecutively
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I liked getting these posts consecutively
Looking like LeBron might make his season debut tonight. Did you know he’s old as hell? Do you know who is even older? Me. I am so old. Which is why I got to write the essay for his 78th SLAM cover.
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Looking like LeBron might make his season debut tonight. Did you know he’s old as hell? Do you know who is even older? Me. I am so old. Which is why I got to write the essay for his 78th SLAM cover.
📸 Jesse Garrabrant / @jdgimages on IG
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
📸 Jesse Garrabrant / @jdgimages on IG
Tragic that they don't play next year, but still, for narrative purposes it's an elite schedule:
Week 2: v. his former PSU OC
Week 3: v. the MD coach who hates his guts
Week 6: v. the guy who preceded him at PSU
Week 9 v. his game-management doppleganger
Week 12: v. the Pitt coach who hates his guts
Week 2: v. his former PSU OC
Week 3: v. the MD coach who hates his guts
Week 6: v. the guy who preceded him at PSU
Week 9 v. his game-management doppleganger
Week 12: v. the Pitt coach who hates his guts
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tragic that they don't play next year, but still, for narrative purposes it's an elite schedule:
Week 2: v. his former PSU OC
Week 3: v. the MD coach who hates his guts
Week 6: v. the guy who preceded him at PSU
Week 9 v. his game-management doppleganger
Week 12: v. the Pitt coach who hates his guts
Week 2: v. his former PSU OC
Week 3: v. the MD coach who hates his guts
Week 6: v. the guy who preceded him at PSU
Week 9 v. his game-management doppleganger
Week 12: v. the Pitt coach who hates his guts
Truly a win-win for all involved.
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Truly a win-win for all involved.