The fentanyl toucher
@thefentanyltoucher.bsky.social
i'm a loner, dottie. a rebel. you don't wanna get mixed up with a they/them like me.
I would like to point out that with an assist at 5:49 in the first quarter, Indiana Pacers center Jay Huff has recorded a quintuple-single (at least 1 point, rebound, block, assist, and steal) in only 6 minutes and 11 seconds
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I would like to point out that with an assist at 5:49 in the first quarter, Indiana Pacers center Jay Huff has recorded a quintuple-single (at least 1 point, rebound, block, assist, and steal) in only 6 minutes and 11 seconds
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chuck schumer quoting bill maher saying "palestinians should just accept that they lost the war, the way the serbs accepted that they lost kosovo" is a sentence custom-designed to turn me into the joker
My apologies I forgot he was actually just positively quoting Bill Maher, who says that the Serbs and Muslims got over it
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
chuck schumer quoting bill maher saying "palestinians should just accept that they lost the war, the way the serbs accepted that they lost kosovo" is a sentence custom-designed to turn me into the joker
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If Pat Spencer gets a triple double tonight, he will steal the starting point guard position on this year’s All-NBA YMCA Team from Josh Giddey
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If Pat Spencer gets a triple double tonight, he will steal the starting point guard position on this year’s All-NBA YMCA Team from Josh Giddey
Cooperstown has fully embraced the Southern Strategy
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Cooperstown has fully embraced the Southern Strategy
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"I am Spartacus" but for sex pests
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"I am Spartacus" but for sex pests
I strongly believe that if Jonas Valenciunas wanted to he could easily contort me into a meat pretzel and place me inside a 2x2 aluminum cube
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I strongly believe that if Jonas Valenciunas wanted to he could easily contort me into a meat pretzel and place me inside a 2x2 aluminum cube
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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one of many parallels between anti-vaxxers & those who oppose gender-affirming care: they start by pretending they have a very specific concern (MMR vaccine, puberty blockers, etc), but once given any sway or say on the matter, they quickly strive to eliminate all of it
Kennedy's zombie ACIP panel just voted to restrict hepatitis B vaccine for newborns. Experts say it will harm children for no reason. www.ms.now/news/rfk-cdc...
ACIP member Dr. Cody Meissner:
"'Do no harm' is a moral imperative. We are doing harm by changing this wording. And I vote no."
ACIP member Dr. Cody Meissner:
"'Do no harm' is a moral imperative. We are doing harm by changing this wording. And I vote no."
RFK Jr.’s CDC panel: No more hepatitis B vaccine for some newborns
The CDC's vaccine advisory panel, stocked with anti-vaccine activists and loyalists to RFK Jr., voted Friday to stop recommending a birth dose of vaccine.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
one of many parallels between anti-vaxxers & those who oppose gender-affirming care: they start by pretending they have a very specific concern (MMR vaccine, puberty blockers, etc), but once given any sway or say on the matter, they quickly strive to eliminate all of it
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not the top-voted reply, but this is a hilarious way to troll white people
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
not the top-voted reply, but this is a hilarious way to troll white people
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
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For anyone who believes the private sector can replace public investment in science: no, it's never going to come close.
It will never be cheaper to not have cures for diseases or to be beholden to someone for them. Health is a public service.
It will never be cheaper to not have cures for diseases or to be beholden to someone for them. Health is a public service.
Antiviral drug abandoned by pharma shows promise against dengue
A daily pill can prevent the crippling disease, but its maker won’t bring it to market
www.science.org
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
For anyone who believes the private sector can replace public investment in science: no, it's never going to come close.
It will never be cheaper to not have cures for diseases or to be beholden to someone for them. Health is a public service.
It will never be cheaper to not have cures for diseases or to be beholden to someone for them. Health is a public service.
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If Halle Berry called me out I would simply perish
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If Halle Berry called me out I would simply perish
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I genuinely said "OH, NO." out loud
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I genuinely said "OH, NO." out loud
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The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
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this really isn’t an exaggeration
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
this really isn’t an exaggeration
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“We are not afraid!” screamed Frog and Toad at the same time.
Then they ran down the mountain very fast.
They ran past the place where they saw the avalanche.
They ran past the place where they saw the snake.
They ran all the way to Toad’s house.
Then they ran down the mountain very fast.
They ran past the place where they saw the avalanche.
They ran past the place where they saw the snake.
They ran all the way to Toad’s house.
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
“We are not afraid!” screamed Frog and Toad at the same time.
Then they ran down the mountain very fast.
They ran past the place where they saw the avalanche.
They ran past the place where they saw the snake.
They ran all the way to Toad’s house.
Then they ran down the mountain very fast.
They ran past the place where they saw the avalanche.
They ran past the place where they saw the snake.
They ran all the way to Toad’s house.
The Oklahoma City Thunder have the potential to do the funniest thing
RT @NotoriousOHM: Clippers statement on releasing Chris Paul:
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The Oklahoma City Thunder have the potential to do the funniest thing
Ignoring the idiocy of this entire post, I strongly encourage tradcath males to embrace evolutionary asexuality. Retvrn to monasteries, more American-made world class beers and immurement and illuminated manuscripts, i want to live in the Prince-Bishopric of Chicago
Scott Galloway on the masculinity crisis: ‘I worry we are evolving a new breed of asexual, asocial males’
Scott Galloway on the masculinity crisis: ‘I worry we are evolving a new breed of asexual, asocial males’
When his book Notes on Being a Man was released last month, it raced to the top of the bestseller lists. The US author, tech entrepreneur and podcaster explains his theories on dating, crying – and the rise of Donald Trump
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ignoring the idiocy of this entire post, I strongly encourage tradcath males to embrace evolutionary asexuality. Retvrn to monasteries, more American-made world class beers and immurement and illuminated manuscripts, i want to live in the Prince-Bishopric of Chicago
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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there was a brief moment in 2005 when I knew all of the memes in existence
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
there was a brief moment in 2005 when I knew all of the memes in existence