Ferris:Femboy Father
@theferris.bsky.social
A very large '??????' entity| Genderfluid | 30 something
Professional Cryptozoologist
Professional Cryptozoologist
Family pictures fucking suck.
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Family pictures fucking suck.
Now it's time for a real holiday
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Now it's time for a real holiday
I should have guessed....
October 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I should have guessed....
I have given birth to 3 more bouncing baby boys
October 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have given birth to 3 more bouncing baby boys
I always liked the funny domed ones :)
October 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I always liked the funny domed ones :)
I'm getting there folks.
October 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm getting there folks.
Explaining my micro delivery service
October 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Explaining my micro delivery service
I think a lot about that one movie where the Strawhats just shoot up a mafia den.
September 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I think a lot about that one movie where the Strawhats just shoot up a mafia den.
3 day weekend... I just have to power through today
August 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
3 day weekend... I just have to power through today
Stupid plant stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet
August 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Stupid plant stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet stupid planet
POV
You tried to speak to the prince about the sanctity of human life durring the war meeting-
You tried to speak to the prince about the sanctity of human life durring the war meeting-
August 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
POV
You tried to speak to the prince about the sanctity of human life durring the war meeting-
You tried to speak to the prince about the sanctity of human life durring the war meeting-
Should start thinking about what Percy is going to dress up as for halloween this year- Hmmm
August 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Should start thinking about what Percy is going to dress up as for halloween this year- Hmmm
Already getting ready for the important holiday
🎨: da stinky Sable
🎨: da stinky Sable
August 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Already getting ready for the important holiday
🎨: da stinky Sable
🎨: da stinky Sable
Anyway, I'm back on my bullshit
August 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Anyway, I'm back on my bullshit
I've got some bad news for you on this front...
August 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I've got some bad news for you on this front...
I tried to do a cute @ghostskunk.bsky.social style thing where I took a picture of an amazing dinner I had. But after we just demolished the first course I didn't care-
July 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I tried to do a cute @ghostskunk.bsky.social style thing where I took a picture of an amazing dinner I had. But after we just demolished the first course I didn't care-
Made it to the capital
July 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Made it to the capital
I felt bad showing her off without arms so I gave her a cape
July 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I felt bad showing her off without arms so I gave her a cape
This is the poor worm I test all parts and bashes on so she's always being pulled apart and put back together
July 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is the poor worm I test all parts and bashes on so she's always being pulled apart and put back together