Jeremy Duffy
@thegeekprofessor.bsky.social
I'm an author, speaker, and believer in the power of listening and inclusion. I was an instructor & workforce advocate for the National Security Agency. Check out my upcoming book
at https://www.thegeekprofessor.com/rps/are-you-listening/
at https://www.thegeekprofessor.com/rps/are-you-listening/
Thanksgiving's over but I see have a need it looks like they sell maple flavored spam at the Asian food store
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Thanksgiving's over but I see have a need it looks like they sell maple flavored spam at the Asian food store
I performed a surgical strike at Costco today. Just getting the last few things we needed. The cashier was so surprised how low the cost was that he wasn't sure that he actually rang everything up.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I performed a surgical strike at Costco today. Just getting the last few things we needed. The cashier was so surprised how low the cost was that he wasn't sure that he actually rang everything up.
I think my dog needs its own emotional support animal. #doggroomer
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I think my dog needs its own emotional support animal. #doggroomer
The TV auto-brightness and contrast should be under MY control; not kicking in randomly without permission and with no way to turn it off. When did I ask for all these "smart" features? Why can't it just show stuff - that's what it's FOR. Why are manufacturers so hostile these days? #SamsungRegret
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The TV auto-brightness and contrast should be under MY control; not kicking in randomly without permission and with no way to turn it off. When did I ask for all these "smart" features? Why can't it just show stuff - that's what it's FOR. Why are manufacturers so hostile these days? #SamsungRegret
Just your friendly neighborhood Costco cleaning Zamboni
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just your friendly neighborhood Costco cleaning Zamboni
I probably posted this before, but I still feel it even now. Has there EVER been a time you called for help and didn't actually need personal help you couldn't get from the app or website?
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I probably posted this before, but I still feel it even now. Has there EVER been a time you called for help and didn't actually need personal help you couldn't get from the app or website?
If this was LinkedIn I would post this with some smarmy and shallow statement of perseverance or standing out or something dumb. It's a leaf. A pretty leaf
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If this was LinkedIn I would post this with some smarmy and shallow statement of perseverance or standing out or something dumb. It's a leaf. A pretty leaf
I've decoded the matrix and can now answer questions like this. The answer is "whatever trump doesn't like".
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I've decoded the matrix and can now answer questions like this. The answer is "whatever trump doesn't like".
You know....
It occurred to me today that if they try to use the "active investigation" defense while they're targeting Democrats, that means they MUST release any documents on non-Democrats. Kind of played themselves there...
(photo from Colbert)
It occurred to me today that if they try to use the "active investigation" defense while they're targeting Democrats, that means they MUST release any documents on non-Democrats. Kind of played themselves there...
(photo from Colbert)
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You know....
It occurred to me today that if they try to use the "active investigation" defense while they're targeting Democrats, that means they MUST release any documents on non-Democrats. Kind of played themselves there...
(photo from Colbert)
It occurred to me today that if they try to use the "active investigation" defense while they're targeting Democrats, that means they MUST release any documents on non-Democrats. Kind of played themselves there...
(photo from Colbert)
So the Wall Street Journal has mapped out the times trump was mentioned in the emails Epstein's estate released? It looks like a sperm right? Did they do that on purpose?
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
So the Wall Street Journal has mapped out the times trump was mentioned in the emails Epstein's estate released? It looks like a sperm right? Did they do that on purpose?
Another reason that cars should NEVER require any kind of account or Internet service: Ads.
This is such Black Mirror dystopian BS.
This is such Black Mirror dystopian BS.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Another reason that cars should NEVER require any kind of account or Internet service: Ads.
This is such Black Mirror dystopian BS.
This is such Black Mirror dystopian BS.
And he's going to make them drink dihydrogen monoxide! Oh no!
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
And he's going to make them drink dihydrogen monoxide! Oh no!
Here's a photo though you can't really gauge its size too well from this angle unfortunately. It might not be quite the size of a car, but I assumed it was much smaller before I saw it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Here's a photo though you can't really gauge its size too well from this angle unfortunately. It might not be quite the size of a car, but I assumed it was much smaller before I saw it.
You can't tell from this picture, but it's about the size of a small car:
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You can't tell from this picture, but it's about the size of a small car:
I saved this comic years ago, but it's been appropriate ever since:
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I saved this comic years ago, but it's been appropriate ever since:
I hate how true this is. We reached for the stars... now we can't convince people that covering your nose with your sleeve blocks bad smells:
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I hate how true this is. We reached for the stars... now we can't convince people that covering your nose with your sleeve blocks bad smells:
Me: "I found a beautiful fall tree today!"
My wife: "what color?"
Me: "All of them"
I know I posted one of these already but this tree is even more magnificent
My wife: "what color?"
Me: "All of them"
I know I posted one of these already but this tree is even more magnificent
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Me: "I found a beautiful fall tree today!"
My wife: "what color?"
Me: "All of them"
I know I posted one of these already but this tree is even more magnificent
My wife: "what color?"
Me: "All of them"
I know I posted one of these already but this tree is even more magnificent
Me: "I found a beautiful fall tree today!"
My wife: "what color?"
Me: "All of them"
My wife: "what color?"
Me: "All of them"
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Me: "I found a beautiful fall tree today!"
My wife: "what color?"
Me: "All of them"
My wife: "what color?"
Me: "All of them"
My wife dropped some glitter based nail polish thing in the kitchen and now we're going to have to move
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My wife dropped some glitter based nail polish thing in the kitchen and now we're going to have to move
Remember folks, never assume someone is just "lazy" or "stupid" when they struggle. Not everyone is working with the same resources.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Remember folks, never assume someone is just "lazy" or "stupid" when they struggle. Not everyone is working with the same resources.
Stolen from reddit
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Stolen from reddit
I'm all for automation and simplifying customer service WHEN IT WORKS, but if I called you on the phone, it's because I need to TALK TO SOMEONE 100% of the time.
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I'm all for automation and simplifying customer service WHEN IT WORKS, but if I called you on the phone, it's because I need to TALK TO SOMEONE 100% of the time.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I know you were answering the question quite literally in this case, but this sounds quite profound out of context:
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I know you were answering the question quite literally in this case, but this sounds quite profound out of context:
I'm not really a dog person but I have to say that having this little fluff ball stare at me and beg for pets in the morning is a little daily infusion of joy
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm not really a dog person but I have to say that having this little fluff ball stare at me and beg for pets in the morning is a little daily infusion of joy