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TheGrantPerkins
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Artist & writer for #WWE, #DoctorWho, #2000AD, #DwayneHickenbottom & more. Like me? Tip me - paypal.me/TheGrantPerkins
I keep having a recurring nightmare where I'm surrounded by lots of pregnant women in labour.

I think I may be having a midwife crisis.
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Throwback to @walescomiccon and the awesometastical @trishstratuscom.

Who'd have thought little old me would end up on the same guest list as the best to ever do it.

#ThankYouTrish
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Did you hear about the guy who turned into a vampire before he was bitten?

It was a case of premature edraculation.
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
With the last scheduled #comiccon of the year in the books, I can announce that in December, I will be available for bookings for Christmas Fayres, local craft events, and the opening of supermarkets.
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If you ever used ForeverFresh products, you're probably really old, but don't look it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My sketch card commission list is open again this evening if anyone is looking for a truly awesome and unique Christmas gift for a loved one.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I've often wondered about the heating in wrestling arenas. It's cold enough that you need your coat on to walk to the ring, but once you are there it's warm enough to strip down to your undies.
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I swallowed some Tippex last night.

I woke up this morning with a massive correction.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I thought that I had a buyer for this, but he pulled out, so #JudgeDeath is available again.

#2000ad #JudgeDredd
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Did you know that bum sex is banned in Iceland?

It'll get you kicked out of Tesco too.
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm currently looking for more #comics work. I'm perhaps best known for writing and drawing for @WWEKidsMagUK and #DoctorWhoAdventures.

If you know of anyone hiring, please drop me a line.

#wwe #drwho #DoctorWho #DoctorWho60 #wweuk #StraxandtheTimeShark
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Do you #TikTok? I do.

Follow me there for all my #speeddrawing videos.

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TikTok - Make Your Day
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November 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Nice to see @homebargains bringing out the anal beads #Christmas tree this year.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Five robot dinosaurs and #BobtheBuilder.

Sign up to my #Patreon to unlock this, and lots more exclusive #wip #art #content.

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#supportartist #transformers
Five robot dinosaurs and Bob the Builder. | Grant Perkins
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November 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I've just inherited some dried grapes.

I’ve put them in my currant account.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It's been a minute since I said this, and it is worth repeating.

AI art is trash.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM