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The great Barbossa
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24 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
cause they all just want to live out their inflation fetish, but nobody ever thinks about aftercare.
smh.
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
cities are like boats and ideally also everything else in that regard.
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
very insightful!
let us ruminate on this:
what is the sex of the city? does it align with the cities gender? how do the cities sex and gender relate to the cities sexuality?

much to ponder.
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
like whether it's "and" or "in" is really more of a vector for self-reflection. which do you think is true? what do you think does it say about your soul?
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
yknow it's like one of those inkblot tests, where how you interpret it is more about self discovery, than a concrete answer.
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I think it's one of those things where both answers are true, kinda like that drawing that looks like both a duck and a rabbit.
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
but there's so much red sprite here???
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
surely it can't be that in demand, right???
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
you should do both tbh
December 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
dad cop: oh you're innocent? well hi innocent, I'm dad.
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I'm usually against collective punishment, but not for children, those snotgoblins know what they did.
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
oh fuck, yeah I should do that.
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
what's there not to get, exactly?
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
we sure are lucky he provided alt text to give us an idea of what it means.
you can really tell he cares.
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
an incredibly smart question, that really showcases how well educated you are, while modern science is not sure, signs seem to point towards women just pretending.
if you want I can provide ideas to test this theory in the field.
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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I will NEVER pass the opportunity to post this video.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM