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And don't forget about the trophy geese we've been seeing lately!
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
And don't forget about the trophy geese we've been seeing lately!
But think about those trophy geese we'll be missing out on!
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
But think about those trophy geese we'll be missing out on!
You're pathetic. They had a royal flush and folded, and you're trying to justify why it was a brilliant move. They got nothing, paved the way for the Republicans to get everything, and the filibuster won't stop shit. Fuck the ineffective dems. And fuck you.
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You're pathetic. They had a royal flush and folded, and you're trying to justify why it was a brilliant move. They got nothing, paved the way for the Republicans to get everything, and the filibuster won't stop shit. Fuck the ineffective dems. And fuck you.
What are they supposed to do? They can't just let their vacation homes crumble, can they?
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
What are they supposed to do? They can't just let their vacation homes crumble, can they?
You're an idiot
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You're an idiot
What, are they supposed to just let their multiple vacation homes rot?
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What, are they supposed to just let their multiple vacation homes rot?
There was a pretty good reason, pipes are expensive to replace!
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There was a pretty good reason, pipes are expensive to replace!
fetterman smash democracy! rrraaaaaagghhhh
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
fetterman smash democracy! rrraaaaaagghhhh
Fuck this stroke-ass motherfucker
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Fuck this stroke-ass motherfucker
Thoughts and prayers where they're needed today
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Thoughts and prayers where they're needed today
Unfortunately the mandatory prayers that would have given veterans everything they needed were misplaced today...
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Unfortunately the mandatory prayers that would have given veterans everything they needed were misplaced today...
Too bad the mandatory prayer enacted today went to the wrong people 😢
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Too bad the mandatory prayer enacted today went to the wrong people 😢
At least our veterinarians are getting taken care of...
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
At least our veterinarians are getting taken care of...
Fuck fetterman, schumer, and the rest of the traitors.
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Fuck fetterman, schumer, and the rest of the traitors.
I'm glad, more environmentally-centric satire on my page, always free!
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm glad, more environmentally-centric satire on my page, always free!
Fhew, and I thought we wouldn't be getting anything once the Dems predictably folded because they just can't seem to get it through their thick fucking skulls that the people they are dealing with are not honest.
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Fhew, and I thought we wouldn't be getting anything once the Dems predictably folded because they just can't seem to get it through their thick fucking skulls that the people they are dealing with are not honest.
At least the deal included everything they assume the working American needs to thrive!
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
At least the deal included everything they assume the working American needs to thrive!
They needed to make sure we were worse off than before, so they extended their hand across the aisle to the den of vipers as they always do. Fucking fools
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
They needed to make sure we were worse off than before, so they extended their hand across the aisle to the den of vipers as they always do. Fucking fools
Everything they do, they do for our best interests ❤️
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November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Everything they do, they do for our best interests ❤️
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Big Green propaganda designed to take away marine life's right to work! /s
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Big Green propaganda designed to take away marine life's right to work! /s
Would you deprive an innocent clownfish the right to work?
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Would you deprive an innocent clownfish the right to work?
These marine creatures have a right to work! Stop stifling progress for the sake of delicate ecosystems! /s
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
These marine creatures have a right to work! Stop stifling progress for the sake of delicate ecosystems! /s