The Guy On The Couch 🌪️🛋️🎶
@theguyonthecouch.bsky.social
I'm into music (mostly older stuff), video games, and sports (Cyclones, Raiders). Just here to have a good time.
Why couldn't Sitake have taken the Penn State job?
December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Why couldn't Sitake have taken the Penn State job?
We couldn't have at least looked around for a little bit?
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We couldn't have at least looked around for a little bit?
Up until now, I thought Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney were the same person.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Up until now, I thought Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney were the same person.
Special teams strikes again.
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Special teams strikes again.
I had to get a new phone today, and they told me my plan wouldn't change. So of course my plan changed and I lost Disney/Hulu/ESPN, Apple Music, and my mobile hotspot. These were included at no cost in my last plan, now they want me to pay $10/month for each of them. Gonna have to give them a call.
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I had to get a new phone today, and they told me my plan wouldn't change. So of course my plan changed and I lost Disney/Hulu/ESPN, Apple Music, and my mobile hotspot. These were included at no cost in my last plan, now they want me to pay $10/month for each of them. Gonna have to give them a call.
My phone decided to stop charging, so I have to venture out into the shit tomorrow to get a new one. Not looking forward to the people.
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My phone decided to stop charging, so I have to venture out into the shit tomorrow to get a new one. Not looking forward to the people.
Gotta rest up so they can run around while I'm trying to sleep.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Gotta rest up so they can run around while I'm trying to sleep.
Good news/bad news: I don't have to worry about cleaning up leaves in the yard because all of my trees have died and will be cut down next year.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Good news/bad news: I don't have to worry about cleaning up leaves in the yard because all of my trees have died and will be cut down next year.
Luna found a convenient place to sleep.
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Luna found a convenient place to sleep.
Does anyone have Rocco's stats before & after concussion?
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Does anyone have Rocco's stats before & after concussion?
The logical next step is yellow helmets.
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The logical next step is yellow helmets.
I'm not a fan.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm not a fan.
Get RIP'd Dick.
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Get RIP'd Dick.
Is this what it's like to watch an Iowa game?
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Is this what it's like to watch an Iowa game?
I seem to remember us having trouble with mobile QBs.
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I seem to remember us having trouble with mobile QBs.
That's how you lose three in a row.
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
That's how you lose three in a row.
Only Iowa State.
October 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Only Iowa State.
We have no idea how to play defense inside 2 minutes.
October 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We have no idea how to play defense inside 2 minutes.
RG3: BYU has to decide if they want to be a top or a bottom.
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
RG3: BYU has to decide if they want to be a top or a bottom.