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I open carry a 12” salami sandwich, so people know I’m bad-ass.
After another Nebraska loss, and the unenviable colon blow of “We wOn fiVe nAtioNal cHamPioNshipS inCluDiNg onE In 1997” the Cornhuskers should seriously consider a mascot change to Uncle Rico.

It’s so harrowing listening to people stuck in a decade that ended over two decades ago.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
To watch every #NFL game, you need a combination of subscriptions, requiring YouTube TV, NFL Sunday Ticket, Prime Video, Peacock, Paramount+, ESPN, and Netflix. What a joke.
#Gouging #Ripoff
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Why don’t the #Lions have logos on their helmets today?
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Well, it wasn’t the outcome we wanted, but it was a hell of a season. See all of you Loons in February. #MNUFC
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Please watch
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@calwilliamscomm.bsky.social, glad to have you back at Allianz Field.

You are one of the reasons why I am a football fan.
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Plenty of tickets still available for tomorrow afternoons MNUFC v Sounders playoff game
(Not nearly as many available as there were for gm 1 though)

Git a tick
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November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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JFC
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
With SNAP benefits being suspended due to the government shutdown, I get the feeling a lot of people are going to realize they are the moochers they voted against.
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
We are the dark side, you hoser!
#MNUFC
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I do not wait all day for Sunday night.
#SNF
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You haven’t lived until you have tailgated before an Iowa/Wisconsin game.
#Badgers #Hawkeyes
October 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is somewhere between 3-5 barred owls having a hoot-a-thon in my back yard at the moment. Based on all the hooting, it seems they haven’t been able to catch up in quite some time. #Owls #Hooters
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Just realized I was able to see each team in the NL Central play this year. #Cubs #Brewers #Reds #Pirates #Cardinals
October 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
NOTE: @bookowl.bsky.social did not want to suck on this.
September 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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There are over 500 kids in foster care waiting to be adopted in Minnesota. Bongi has chosen Foster Adopt Minnesota as his Bell Banks Man of the Match beneficiary. Each time he’s voted Man of the Match, $1,000 is donated to the organization. He hosted families for a special tour of Allianz Field.
September 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
North is the best direction.
September 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
#MNUFC
Cheers, friends. 😎🍻😎
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media.tenor.com
September 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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This is about to get ugly ‼️

DOJ caught on hidden camera admitting they’ll only redact Republican names from the Epstein files.
September 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Buried in this release is the SeatGeek Access Code “CUZMAYBE” for reduced cost tickets ($15 in the WW) to the Open Cup Semifinal!

Let’s fill Cloud City!

#MNUFC
From @opencup.ussoccer.com‬ to the MLS Cup Playoffs and beyond: Cuz Maybe 🏆

Learn More » https://utd.mn/41E0eTg
September 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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#Manufacturing purchasing managers are severely depressed:

❗️"Tariffs wreak havoc"
❗️"Too much uncertainty"
❗️"Unstable" policy
❗️"Worse than Great Recession"
❗️"Layoffs" 15%
❗️"It's survival"
❗️"Made in USA more difficult due to #tariffs"
September 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This book is what happens when #DungeonsandDragons meets #Wisconsin.

#AWESOME!!!
September 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Arch Manning really putting up #Heisman numbers today. I can see why he’s the favorite to win this year.
August 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I love it when the Longhorns trip over their own arrogance. #CFB #B1G
August 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM