The Hell Curve
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The Hell Curve
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Back once again with the ill behavior.
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Thinking about how much people disliked Lost World and it's now the second best of seven films.
You ever think about how fucked up it is that there are more Jurassic World movies than there are Jurassic Park movies.
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You ever think about how fucked up it is that there are more Jurassic World movies than there are Jurassic Park movies.
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
There’s one thing he could do that’d make me laugh.
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny

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November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
To come up with a concept this profane you have to lack whatever animating factor makes one a human being.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Red Scare ladies gotta kill themselves. Terminal internet brain rot I’m afraid.
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Sneak peek of Metroid Prime 4.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Something seems familiar about the rendering for the White House ballroom
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
When you own every Marvel film on blu ray.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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ITS REAL
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Dude looks like a garbage pail kid and sounds like ET trying not to puke, what in the world
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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It kinda rocks that every single one of my ideological opponents is a Zionist Pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Yeah it’s a slap on the wrist. Pre-Elon Twitter made me delete “Elon Musk is a thot & nasty ass ho” and gave me a week in timeout.
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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ahh. hmmm. wow.
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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internet is crazy
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Finding out Tim Rogers considers Out of This World the greatest game ever stun locked me. You can’t be a professional video game critic and have a take that goddamn bad.
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Nope. They’re stupid. It sucks the masters of the universe are all morons but we don’t need to do this every time the powerful reveal themselves to be total dopes.
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Have to be stupid to defend Trump but the stupidity they’re stooping to is a sight to behold. “Barely legal” is a freshman in college not a freshman in high school. “Barely” doesn’t mean “almost”. This is basic English!
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
On top of everything else Larry Summers is the man most directly responsible for the global economic collapse.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Sorry, I can't come to work today. There are hot milfs in my area.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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in a normal society youd get some kind of special commendation for having documented evidence of these people hating you
Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein taking time out of their day covering up the world's most famous pedophile ring to complain about Ta-Nehesi Coates.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
In the game SOMA you find out about a group of people that operated under a shared delusion that killing themselves would make their consciousness jump to their digital copy and I’m just trying to manifest something here.
“Tech billionaire Elon Musk has suggested that within the next two decades, it may be possible for humans to upload their minds into robots, preserving their memories, consciousness, and identity in a digital form.”
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Elon Musk envisions future where humans can upload their minds into robots | Caliber.Az
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has suggested that within the next two decades, it may be possible for humans to upload their minds into robots, preserving their memories,...
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November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM