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In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.

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In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Fear can be Contagious so are Courage and Patriotism Mark Kelly
*NASA SHUTTLE COMMANDER
*UNITED STATES NAVY CAPTAIN
*DECORATED COMBAT FIGHTER PILOT
*UNITED STATES SENATOR
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
In related news, Trump signs an executive order establishing Black Friday as National Pedo Bestie Day.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
In related news, Trump declares Black Friday as National Pedo Bestie Day

“…may every day be another beautiful secret”
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
BBC BLINKS
The BBC censored @rutgerbregman.com opinion that Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history. Want honesty? Here’s Private Eye and Scotland’s The National.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Meanwhile the BBC isn’t doing any than the WH press corps.

First they edited out a line from a lecture, then forbid any BBC show from even talking about it.

Here’s the line:
“The most openly corrupt president in American history.”
Any guesses?
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
BBC BLINKS

What happened to the “Never give in—never, never, never, never, except to convictions of honour and good sense”, mates?
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
So much for never, never, never quit, UK.

Here’s the quote, “the most openly corrupt president in American history.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
BBC Blinks.
They pulled the quote and won’t even talk about it.

What happened to the never, never, never, quit boys?
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It’s National Pedo Bestie Day
“A pal is a wonderful thing”
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is the Onion, right?
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Here’s the quote the BBC won’t broadcast or repeat about Trump:

“the most openly corrupt president in American history” -Rutger Bregman
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
NYT Journalism ethics case study.

How did NYT characterize its White supremacist source?

“an academic and an opponent of affirmative action.”

Later as someone who

“writes often about IQ and race.”

Shouldn’t the readers be told the source was a White supremacist?

www.cjr.org/news/times-m...
The Times responds to Mamdani article outrage.
“What matters most here is whether the information was true and factual,” the Times’ Patrick Healy told CJR.
www.cjr.org
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Swaggering sure worked for Brian Thompson.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Is ugliness subjective, or can we universally agree on an objective standard?

Katie Rogers - Donald Trump
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
In related news, Steve Witkoff is awarded “Hero of the Russian Federation”

Witkoff’s alma mater, Hofstra Law School, has no comment

The title is awarded to persons for "service to the Russian state and nation, usually connected with a heroic feat of valour"

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(Congratulations!)
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In related news, Виткофф — российский агент
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
In related news, Jeff Bezos
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November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
In related news, Jeff Bezos.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There’s really only one question. Can Hegseth launch something other than a skateboard?
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
In related news, Donald Trump.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
In related news, Jeff Bezos.
@anntelnaes.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM