TheJadedMuse
@thejadedmuse.bsky.social
Ally to most, enemy to some. Business owner in NC. Sapphic. Blue dot in a red state. History nerd. Vulgarian. Cult survivor. Sarcasm is my spice of choice. Gen X
Whatever happened with Ivanka getting a patent for voting machines?
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Whatever happened with Ivanka getting a patent for voting machines?
I’m your huckleberry
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I’m your huckleberry
26% of Americans believe the sun revolves around the earth. Critical thinking skills are pretty low.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
26% of Americans believe the sun revolves around the earth. Critical thinking skills are pretty low.
following just because "taste the biscuit"
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
following just because "taste the biscuit"
And the report will also say the president has no butthole.
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
And the report will also say the president has no butthole.
I’m rooting for cholesterol and blood clots.
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m rooting for cholesterol and blood clots.
25% of Americans believe the sun revolves around the earth and 5% believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. It is imperative that we better educate our populace.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
25% of Americans believe the sun revolves around the earth and 5% believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. It is imperative that we better educate our populace.
I’d take a vintage thunderbird over a muscle car anyday.
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I’d take a vintage thunderbird over a muscle car anyday.
If MAGA folks were smart, they’d rip the bandaid off and throw the trumpopatamus to wolves.
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If MAGA folks were smart, they’d rip the bandaid off and throw the trumpopatamus to wolves.
Still debating whether or not to make driving slow in the fast lane a federal crime.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Still debating whether or not to make driving slow in the fast lane a federal crime.
Certainly weighs the same
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Certainly weighs the same
Is that a thunderbird? Whatever it is …
a man wearing sunglasses and a necklace is smiling while sitting on a bench in a park .
Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and a necklace is smiling while sitting on a bench in a park and says sweet
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Is that a thunderbird? Whatever it is …
Microsoft is the virus
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Microsoft is the virus
Billy Joel has always been meh. I liked we didn’t start the fire and that really is about it. He’s been a dick for decades.
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Billy Joel has always been meh. I liked we didn’t start the fire and that really is about it. He’s been a dick for decades.
Forgot how much I liked this song.
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Forgot how much I liked this song.