Jenni With An I
@thejenniwithani.bsky.social
ATX-area small business owner and novelist. Chronically online social media gremlin. Lover of good books and bad movies.
Oh hey Bluesky. My Threads account got Zucked so I guess I'll hang out here while that whole thing gets sorted out.
September 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Oh hey Bluesky. My Threads account got Zucked so I guess I'll hang out here while that whole thing gets sorted out.
For multiple of my clients, I've made recent posts about how buying local hand-made or pre-loved items avoids tariffs.
This is not political to me. This is a fact of life. Life is expensive right now. And shopping local helps people avoid paying tariffs that are being passed along to customers.
This is not political to me. This is a fact of life. Life is expensive right now. And shopping local helps people avoid paying tariffs that are being passed along to customers.
May 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
For multiple of my clients, I've made recent posts about how buying local hand-made or pre-loved items avoids tariffs.
This is not political to me. This is a fact of life. Life is expensive right now. And shopping local helps people avoid paying tariffs that are being passed along to customers.
This is not political to me. This is a fact of life. Life is expensive right now. And shopping local helps people avoid paying tariffs that are being passed along to customers.
The brain worm is starting to make more sense.
May 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The brain worm is starting to make more sense.
I hope everyone knows this was posted with love. I'm married to an enby. Enbies are some of my favorite people.
May 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I hope everyone knows this was posted with love. I'm married to an enby. Enbies are some of my favorite people.
I guess I'm about to become a small business owner? Feels weird. But good.
May 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I guess I'm about to become a small business owner? Feels weird. But good.
I've reached that special stage in a person's life where their house (and probably their body) always smells vaguely like bengay.
May 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I've reached that special stage in a person's life where their house (and probably their body) always smells vaguely like bengay.
This is how enbies dress.
May 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This is how enbies dress.
We should put tariffs on guns.
This is a great idea and I will not be accepting feedback, constructive or otherwise.
This is a great idea and I will not be accepting feedback, constructive or otherwise.
May 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
We should put tariffs on guns.
This is a great idea and I will not be accepting feedback, constructive or otherwise.
This is a great idea and I will not be accepting feedback, constructive or otherwise.
Me: We should go to the snake farm. I've never been.
Partner: We can see Jake.
Me: Jake the snake?
Partner: No, Jake from Snake Farm.
I am their perfect comedic straight man. I set them up for these jokes and then walk right into them without even realizing it.
Partner: We can see Jake.
Me: Jake the snake?
Partner: No, Jake from Snake Farm.
I am their perfect comedic straight man. I set them up for these jokes and then walk right into them without even realizing it.
May 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me: We should go to the snake farm. I've never been.
Partner: We can see Jake.
Me: Jake the snake?
Partner: No, Jake from Snake Farm.
I am their perfect comedic straight man. I set them up for these jokes and then walk right into them without even realizing it.
Partner: We can see Jake.
Me: Jake the snake?
Partner: No, Jake from Snake Farm.
I am their perfect comedic straight man. I set them up for these jokes and then walk right into them without even realizing it.
Me: here's a thing I did. I tried [XYZ]. It didn't work as well as I wanted it to. Oh well.
Someone on the internet: What you need to fix this problem is [XYZ].
Me: 😐
Someone on the internet: What you need to fix this problem is [XYZ].
Me: 😐
May 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Me: here's a thing I did. I tried [XYZ]. It didn't work as well as I wanted it to. Oh well.
Someone on the internet: What you need to fix this problem is [XYZ].
Me: 😐
Someone on the internet: What you need to fix this problem is [XYZ].
Me: 😐
I bet True Crime as a genre wouldn't exist if our justice system was better.
May 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I bet True Crime as a genre wouldn't exist if our justice system was better.
The biggest idiot you knew in high school is killing it on LinkedIn.
May 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The biggest idiot you knew in high school is killing it on LinkedIn.
Me: Whoa! They've already chosen a new pope.
Ripley: He must have been real pope-ular.
Ripley: He must have been real pope-ular.
May 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Me: Whoa! They've already chosen a new pope.
Ripley: He must have been real pope-ular.
Ripley: He must have been real pope-ular.
Preparing for the impending pope-ification.
May 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Preparing for the impending pope-ification.
Make it brunch and I'm in. This bisexual doesn't like to be anywhere before 11 a.m.
May 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Make it brunch and I'm in. This bisexual doesn't like to be anywhere before 11 a.m.
After I shared a picture of the boob planter, I had several people point me toward this Build-a-Boob Pot Pottery Workshop and I've never felt so understood.
May 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
After I shared a picture of the boob planter, I had several people point me toward this Build-a-Boob Pot Pottery Workshop and I've never felt so understood.
Somebody steal this planter for me. 🌈🪴
May 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Somebody steal this planter for me. 🌈🪴
Had the realization that today marks 6 months that I've been sitting down to write every single day. My streak doesn't reflect that because I think I missed a day? Most likely I sat down to do my writing and didn't make my update until after midnight, which broke my streak.
May 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Had the realization that today marks 6 months that I've been sitting down to write every single day. My streak doesn't reflect that because I think I missed a day? Most likely I sat down to do my writing and didn't make my update until after midnight, which broke my streak.
Oh my GOD. YES.
Does anyone else think that draconian HOAs and Co-Op boards are part of the reason so many Americans were conditioned to accept fascism?
May 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh my GOD. YES.
You know you're in deep when the chapter title has a footnote 🫠😳😵💫😵🥴
May 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
You know you're in deep when the chapter title has a footnote 🫠😳😵💫😵🥴
I, for one, think I'm hilarious.
May 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I, for one, think I'm hilarious.
There they go threatening us with a good time again.
April 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
There they go threatening us with a good time again.
Reposted by Jenni With An I
“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM