Jon Baker
@thejonbaker.bsky.social
Dad, geek, lover of all things comedy. I draw the webcomic @AlarminglyBad
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Look, I *know* it means toaster over
But can I just pretend it means “horny toaster”?
But can I just pretend it means “horny toaster”?
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Look, I *know* it means toaster over
But can I just pretend it means “horny toaster”?
But can I just pretend it means “horny toaster”?
Become ungovernable
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Become ungovernable
I sent this picture to a friend
He replied “Is it sexual healing??”
I then proceeded to spit coffee at my phone I was laughing so hard
He replied “Is it sexual healing??”
I then proceeded to spit coffee at my phone I was laughing so hard
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I sent this picture to a friend
He replied “Is it sexual healing??”
I then proceeded to spit coffee at my phone I was laughing so hard
He replied “Is it sexual healing??”
I then proceeded to spit coffee at my phone I was laughing so hard
I promise to use this for irresponsible purposes only
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I promise to use this for irresponsible purposes only
Me and my wife, around this time every year
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Me and my wife, around this time every year
I love how my photo memories just randomly gives me jump scares now
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I love how my photo memories just randomly gives me jump scares now
What kind of Fe Fi Fo Fum-ass bathroom do you have to have to even be able to house a goddamn forever roll
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What kind of Fe Fi Fo Fum-ass bathroom do you have to have to even be able to house a goddamn forever roll
(It’s me. I’m the Sickos)
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
(It’s me. I’m the Sickos)
I’m thinking about brewing a Thantis deck geared around ending the game as quickly as possible
Not even necessarily win, just keep shouting “GAME’S GOTTA END” at the table like it’s a war chant
Symmetrical draw, symmetrical ramp and let’s THROW HANDS
Not even necessarily win, just keep shouting “GAME’S GOTTA END” at the table like it’s a war chant
Symmetrical draw, symmetrical ramp and let’s THROW HANDS
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m thinking about brewing a Thantis deck geared around ending the game as quickly as possible
Not even necessarily win, just keep shouting “GAME’S GOTTA END” at the table like it’s a war chant
Symmetrical draw, symmetrical ramp and let’s THROW HANDS
Not even necessarily win, just keep shouting “GAME’S GOTTA END” at the table like it’s a war chant
Symmetrical draw, symmetrical ramp and let’s THROW HANDS
I’d also add The Eric Andre show and Wonder Showzen because weird extremely fucked up comedy that hits with all the force and subtlety of a sledgehammer has its place too
November 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’d also add The Eric Andre show and Wonder Showzen because weird extremely fucked up comedy that hits with all the force and subtlety of a sledgehammer has its place too
It’ll be “flying” the same way the cybertruck’s windows were “unbreakable” and I couldn’t be more excited to see him demo it
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It’ll be “flying” the same way the cybertruck’s windows were “unbreakable” and I couldn’t be more excited to see him demo it
Why is the Bluesky app icon now Facebook Blue and not Old Twitter Blue?
Thanks, I hate it
Thanks, I hate it
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Why is the Bluesky app icon now Facebook Blue and not Old Twitter Blue?
Thanks, I hate it
Thanks, I hate it
A second Trump term has struck the White House
October 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A second Trump term has struck the White House
Love being served some Very Cool and Normal YouTube ads
October 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Love being served some Very Cool and Normal YouTube ads
Look, sometimes you just need to turn the intrusive thoughts into a t-shirt design
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Look, sometimes you just need to turn the intrusive thoughts into a t-shirt design
I hope the therapist brings a gun otherwise my money’s on Iroh
October 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I hope the therapist brings a gun otherwise my money’s on Iroh
What fresh goddamn hell is the Santaverse???
October 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
What fresh goddamn hell is the Santaverse???
*extremely Junji Ito voice* This is my box! It was made for me!
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
*extremely Junji Ito voice* This is my box! It was made for me!
I hope this isn’t one of them because I love it too much
(But don’t get nearly enough opportunity to use it)
(But don’t get nearly enough opportunity to use it)
October 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I hope this isn’t one of them because I love it too much
(But don’t get nearly enough opportunity to use it)
(But don’t get nearly enough opportunity to use it)