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Cutie + Cat Butler + Chef Emerita
The cancer is killing me slowly because I’m a tricky glam bitch. 💅🏻
#printmaking #linocut #intaglio

Profile: a blonde fat femme in a red dress with red lipstick and Buddy Holly glasses
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“Never thought is myself as a Nashville Hot Ranch kinda gal,” I said to myself, but here I was replacing it in the fridge, or was it Brenda???! My bitchy inner voice with nothing but a drug problem and heat rash. Did she buy it? Or was it Aldi my Austrian lover? Didn’t he ask for $.39 one day?
When I was in school I took AP US history and AP European history. AP African American history and AP Native American history should be on offer in each US high school. We have more in common with and more to learn from this history of all the peoples of the US.
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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"Dustin carried Nutty Bars, Bazooka, Pez, Smarties, Pringles, an apple, a banana, and trail mix. Will, who’d chosen to fireball a monster in a curiously prophetic game of Dungeons and Dragons, carried a depressing rendition of the second-most commercially successful Clash song."
The Stranger Things They Carried
Mike carried Eggo waffles for a girl named Eleven. They were not love waffles, but Mike Sheets was hoping, so he carried the box of Eggos down the ...
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December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Just like clockwork the weather in Chicago tanks the day after Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Happy Turkey Day to you all. I’m at a friend’s house watching Korean horror films eating pizza with a lovely pup curled up next to me, drink in hand the way Goddess intended.
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
One of the reasons this was banned is because it catered to the female gaze showing girls and women that we can be whoever we want whenever we want.

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MTV Banned Madonna's 'Justify My Love' Music Video in 1985 for Being Too Racy. The Censorship Backfired Spectacularly — People
Madonna caused a stir and started conversations about censorship with the 1990 music video
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November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Phillip Seymour Hoffman has been gone eleven years now. His widow was seen sucking face with Louis CK all over Brooklyn the other day. Definitely the wrong timeline.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Impeach, convict, remove.

And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
People have been remarking on this for years but it’s not due to light pollution as much as Round Up in every seed that’s sold in the US. We are poisoning our fields, food, and people.

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Researchers uncover concerning phenomenon that could impact food supply: 'This is one of the first studies to show' — The Cool Down
Some cities and conservation groups are beginning to take action. Nov 25, 2025 A new study has uncovered worrying trends among the world's nocturnal insects — and the results could have big consequenc...
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November 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
This is very sweet and completely false. Men leave when women get sick. Women are six times more likely to be abandoned in sickness than men. Look at your partner right now and honestly ask yourself if their behavior links to them staying.

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November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I know this will be difficult for some and impossible for those with small children but we do the best we can as we can. No one expects you to buy your meds from a more expensive pharmacy if you’re on a fixed budget but you can do most of this list. substack.com/inbox/post/1...
Psycho Pete's Living Guide to Boycotting the Big Orange Menace
The beast eats money. Don't feed it with yours.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Once a month for the past ten years guards have tortured men for fun and games.
The Times identified 120+ instances in which guards were described as having punched, kicked or stomped on inmates, smashed their fingers in cell doors, held their legs apart and struck their genitals with batons, and even waterboarded them — all while they were handcuffed or otherwise restrained.
Restrained, Beaten, Asphyxiated: New York Prison Guards’ Brutality Grows
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November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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“If you go back a million minutes, you reach 2023. Go back a billion minutes, you reach the Roman Empire — that’s the scale of inequality we’re living with.”

Zack Polanski on #BBCLauraK discussing inequality and why a wealth tax should be in the budget
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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loooove her
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Whole ass factories don’t close when the economy is doing well. They just don’t.
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This sentence is incredible considering what’s going on in the White House daily.

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Fugees rapper Pras sentenced to 14 years in prison over illegal donations to Obama campaign — Guardian US
Prakazrel ‘Pras’ Michel was convicted in 2023 after a trial that included testimony from Leonardo DiCaprio and former US attorney general Jeff Sessions
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November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This breathless “will they won’t they” on kiddie raper docs is nuts, of course they won’t. He’ll veto, people will gnash their teeth and say important things but a career criminal isn’t hading over anything. We got a war to get ready for as well as a new national power pop anthem by Keith Urban
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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See if we had kept the Me Too men cancelled the first time so much of this could have been avoided
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
What happens to the space that used to be the East Wing when the old man dies before construction begins? Who pays for a half finished building if in six months the old man is defeated by Alzheimer’s? Will the American public stand by for a war meant to deflect from pedophilia charges?
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I mean this in the best way possible but I read t in her voice
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This video essay is well worth the time. It dives into who is considered human, why politicians focus on punishment, and how Americans are responding to trifling attack ads.
"... by focusing on policies that benefit everyone and standing up very deliberately for the most marginalized groups, you can show that you are strong enough to stand up for everyone."

Andrea Pitzer on how both Mamdani and Spanberger showed Democrats how to fight back against the trans panic.
Ending Trans Panic
YouTube video by Degenerate Art by Andrea Pitzer
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November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Won’t someone give Lily Allen a good dicking so we can move on from her poorly and hastily written album?
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM