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The Local Bard
@thelocalbard.bsky.social
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Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D

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Good morning! Here's a little Crayboth!

#Glyos #Crayboth #SantaHat #GoodMorning #ToyPhotography
A translucent and multicoloured Crayboth in a Santa hat walking along a windowsill Close-up of the Crayboth Crayboth with the sunlight behind it He sit
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
It's a tractor! How did I get Kenny Chesneys' Christmas gift?

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #MerryChristmas #Christmas #ToyPhotography
Diagram of a lego tractor Lego bits Lego tractor Lego figures on a christmas scene
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Day 6 of Christmas! Lets get this door open!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #MerryChristmas #Christmas #ToyPhotography
Lego calendar, christmas tree, and a christmas tree Lego calendar Day 6!
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Good morning! It's the most wonderful time of the year~

#SnailShell #RPG03ZombieGrisa #ZombieGrisa #GoodMorning #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social
Grisa on a windowsill with, some coffee, wearing a Santa hat and some silver garland. Enjoying the cold winter morning air A cold and sunny winter morning
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
And here's the music, Santa baby!

#SnailShell #RPG03ZombieGrisa #ZombieGrisa #Karaoke #Music #SantaBaby #Silvervale #ToyPhotography @silvervale.bsky.social @wozhike.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Karaoke night with Grisa!

I missed last week so might make up for it over the weekend!

#SnailShell #RPG03ZombieGrisa #ZombieGrisa #Karaoke #Music #ToyPhotography @wozhike.bsky.social
Zombie Grisa with a microphone, dressed in a Santa hat, silver garland, and standing with some presents and a christmas tree in front of a house decorated for Christmas Different angle of the previous picture Same as previous picture but focused on Grisa Close-up of Grisa singing
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
It's Phil Hartmans' character from Jingle All The Way!

Why does he look like Phil Hartman to me?

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
Lego Phil Hartman Dismembered lego man Lego phil hartman Merry Christmas!
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Finally the weekend~ Time to play with lego!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotography
Lego calendar, christmas tree, and a waterslide! Lego calendar Day five!
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
End of the work day, and week! Wasn't able to get more than a couple of pics of Drift, but here he is all the same! And he's got some nice light-piping!

#Transformers #AgeOfExtinction #Autobots #Drift #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Drift on a desk in robot mode with his swords Drift walking towards the viewer with his swords out. The light behind him glows through his blue eyes
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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In robot mode, we'll he certainly is a robot with swords! Movie Drift is like a parody of comics Drift. This toy is alright though!

#Transformers #Autobots #Drift #Buggati #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Drift in robot mode Close-up of Drift in robot mode Drift with his swords out Drift posed with his swords
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Brought Drift to work! The Bugatti alt mode is nice, and I like the colours.

#Transformers #Autobots #Drift #Buggati #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Drift in his Bugatti mode Front-view of Drift in his alt mode Top-down view of Drift in car mode Side-view of Drift in car mode
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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It's a scooter! The included helmet is fine, but no shin guards? I guess my brain will be safe, but what about my precious shins!?

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotogtaphy
Day 4 opens to reveal instructions for a lego scooter with a helmet Lego bits A lego scooter flanked by Santa hats Lego advent calendar with different lego builds on it
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Day 4! Its raining outside, which sucks. It should be snowing. Better to stay inside with lego anyway!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ToyPhotogtaphy
Lego calendar on the left, tree on the right, Optimus Prime dressed as Santa in the middle Day 4 with a helicopter on it!
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Welcome to day 3 of Christmas!

It's a little shelf with a stuffed bear! I can't thing of anything clever to say because I just finished an 11 hour work day!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #MerryChristmas #MariahCarey #ToyPhotography
Advent calendar door open showing a stuffed bear on a shelf Lego pieces Shelf with a bear LEGO!
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Welcome to day 3 of Christmas!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #MerryChristmas #MariahCarey #ToyPhotography
A lego advent calendar, a christmas tree, and Mariah Carey Day 3!
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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It's a bulldozer! Just what I wanted! All I need now is to weld some armor plating to it and I can hit the town!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #HappyHolidays #ToyPhotography
Open door with lego bulldozer instructions Lego pieces Lego bulldozer with extra pieces Lego bulldozer on the display scene of the advent calendar
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Looks like a cold one out there! Let's settle in and play with some Lego!

#LEGO #AdventCalendar #Christmas #HappyHolidays #ToyPhotography
A cold winter scene in the background, a christmas tree on the right, and a lego advent calendar on the left A lego advent calendar with a lego minifigure of a child with a popsicle wearing a polar bear outfit standing on it. Second day of the lego advent calendar
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Just one after work pic of big monkey because it got busy!

#Transformers #BeastWars #Maximals #OptimusPrimal #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Optimus Primal on a desk with his swords.
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
This robot mode is so good! The weapons and design are great. Sadly, this reissue feels a little flimsy.

#Transformers #BeastWars #Maximals #OptimusPrimal #Gorilla #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Optimus Primal in his robot mode with his battle mask on Optimus Primal walking along a countertop Close-up of Optimus Primal Weapons deployed
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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This guy came in the mail yesterday! Reissue Optimus Primal is a lot of fun. So many features!

#Transformers #BeastWars #Maximals #OptimusPrimal #Gorilla #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Optimus Primal in his gorilla mode Primal with his fists raised Gorilla with a spiked flail Monkey with missiles
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Mordle Monday! Also the first day of Christmas! It's goooooooo!

#MordleMonday #Mordles #RocksAndBugsAndThings #Christmas #ToyPhotography @toyfinity.bsky.social
Mordles among the bows of a Christmas tree
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
Oh god, it's a polar bear! Get the gun! Hide the children! Oh wait, that's a child in a costume. Ok you live, for now. Just stay outside where you belong. I'm watching you...

#LEGO #LEGOCity #AdventCalendar #Christmas #ToyPhotography
First day of the advent calendar open to reveal a Lego mini figure Lego mini figure of a child in polar bear pajamas, holding a blue ice-cream pop. Wide shot of the Lego advent calendar with the first mini figure standing on the display scene
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
CHRISTMAS TIIIIIME IS HERE~

Come join me by the fire and let's see what my LEGO City Advent Calendar has in it!

#LEGO #LEGOCity #AdventCalendar #Christmas #ToyPhotography
A christmas tree, a roaring fire, and a Lego advent calendar. Close-up of the calendar First day of the advent calendar
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
End of the work day! A couple of pics of Gnaw in his mouth with legs mode!

#Transformers #PowerOfThePrimes #Decepticons #Sharkticons #Gnaw #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Gnaw, having a great time on a desk Gnaw eating a battery pack Waving to the camera
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
thelocalbard.bsky.social
His robot mode is funny and rBrought Gnaw to work! Love this round little Sharkticon dude! Also brought Power Of The Primes Bludgeon/Quintus Prime!

#Transformers #PowerOfThePrimes #Decepticons #Sharkticon #PrimeMaster #Gnaw #QuintusPrime #Bludgeon #ToysAtWork #ToyPhotography
Gnaw and Bludgeon in robot mode Gnaw with his flail in hand Gnaw with Bludgeon in his weapon mode Gnaw back in his beast mode and Bludgeon with his big gun
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM