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The Mad Ranter
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I'm not a fan of absolutes, I think the universe is a bit too wibbly-wobbly for that sort of thing
Best headline in my feed - damn those hurty words
October 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Made in Bangladesh
Imported by Spain
Sold in England
October 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
July 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Logic time.
If something lists its size as:
3XL then that's XXXL,
2XL is XXL
1XL is XL
So...
June 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Ah yes who knows what his walker may have concealed
June 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
May 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Fixed it for them
May 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
A pleasant morning
May 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Do you own a cat?
When dining out does your food lack a certain extra ingredient?
We can solve that for you
May 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
A lovely walk around #Bromsgrove yesterday ending up at the museum, where those pesky kids were playing their newfangled music far too loud.
May 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Ah sit down with a nice glass of brown
April 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Do the tomatoes come off when you shake it?
April 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Not seen any Gold Medal tomatoes yet, but have found an Orange Wellington.

Anyone familiar with this?
April 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
April 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Guess what I'm doing today 🤣
April 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
March 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Looking at ways to reduce my water bill. It's an actual joke.

First screen check the anonymity for the required field

Second is single occupier tariff.
Yep if your landlord says no (which they can do for any reason) then go beep yourself.

What the actual hell?
March 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
March 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Still shows up on the internal search results, but takes you to a 404
March 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
March 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
March 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
February 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Oh it is to laugh
February 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Always love it when companies have no mathematical skills even when it *displays the actual price per 100g*
February 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
February 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM