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@themalevelonmauler.bsky.social
Cishet
He/Him/It
🦍 ☕️ 🍕 🎮 🎵
He/Him/It
🦍 ☕️ 🍕 🎮 🎵
Pinned
Folks around these parts know me as Alan, No Sleep or Sleep. 🦍
-Monster Hunter
-Helldiver
-ARC Raider
-Borderlander
-DOOM Slayer
-Returnal
-Bloodborne
-Elden Ring
-TLOU
-Coffee
-Fitness
-Music
-Horror
-Fall, Winter and Spring
-Sentimental by nature
Just a 9-5 dad who wants to be happy. ❤️
-Monster Hunter
-Helldiver
-ARC Raider
-Borderlander
-DOOM Slayer
-Returnal
-Bloodborne
-Elden Ring
-TLOU
-Coffee
-Fitness
-Music
-Horror
-Fall, Winter and Spring
-Sentimental by nature
Just a 9-5 dad who wants to be happy. ❤️
Mfw a friend ratio’s a hip hop icon over clearly shitty behavior.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Mfw a friend ratio’s a hip hop icon over clearly shitty behavior.
Me when Apple Watch reminds me to stand up every hour.
a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man says i hate it .
ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man says i hate it .
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November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Me when Apple Watch reminds me to stand up every hour.
I’m finding the endgame to be hella rewarding in Edge of Fate. The challenge is just right on Mythic where I’m currently situated level and stat-wise. And the loot is tuned quite nicely to where every drop has the potential to feel like a game changer.
I can’t wait for next week. 🦍
I can’t wait for next week. 🦍
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m finding the endgame to be hella rewarding in Edge of Fate. The challenge is just right on Mythic where I’m currently situated level and stat-wise. And the loot is tuned quite nicely to where every drop has the potential to feel like a game changer.
I can’t wait for next week. 🦍
I can’t wait for next week. 🦍
Diamond Eyes really is so much better than I remembered. Easily one of the all time greats from start to finish. 🦍
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Diamond Eyes really is so much better than I remembered. Easily one of the all time greats from start to finish. 🦍
Just finished my burpees using the Apple Watch. Completely different experience. Calorie counts were way off with the cheapie and my heart rate hit a max of 173 during the most intense moments now. Finishing up my 30 minutes cardio and then we good. 🦍
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just finished my burpees using the Apple Watch. Completely different experience. Calorie counts were way off with the cheapie and my heart rate hit a max of 173 during the most intense moments now. Finishing up my 30 minutes cardio and then we good. 🦍
Good morning 🌞
I happily took the last 2 days off to relax but it’s back to that grind early. Gotta wake the muscles up.
Other than that it’s looking like caffeine and video games today.
I love you all.
Be good…or good at it. ❤️
I happily took the last 2 days off to relax but it’s back to that grind early. Gotta wake the muscles up.
Other than that it’s looking like caffeine and video games today.
I love you all.
Be good…or good at it. ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Good morning 🌞
I happily took the last 2 days off to relax but it’s back to that grind early. Gotta wake the muscles up.
Other than that it’s looking like caffeine and video games today.
I love you all.
Be good…or good at it. ❤️
I happily took the last 2 days off to relax but it’s back to that grind early. Gotta wake the muscles up.
Other than that it’s looking like caffeine and video games today.
I love you all.
Be good…or good at it. ❤️
Good evening 🌙
I’ve just been living the guardian life. Making progress lil by lil and helping a friend catch up on some things. I also started a rerun of Final Shape for fun. Might actually run Lightfall first. I hope everyone has had a nice Friday.
I love you all.
Be good…or good at it. ❤️
I’ve just been living the guardian life. Making progress lil by lil and helping a friend catch up on some things. I also started a rerun of Final Shape for fun. Might actually run Lightfall first. I hope everyone has had a nice Friday.
I love you all.
Be good…or good at it. ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Good evening 🌙
I’ve just been living the guardian life. Making progress lil by lil and helping a friend catch up on some things. I also started a rerun of Final Shape for fun. Might actually run Lightfall first. I hope everyone has had a nice Friday.
I love you all.
Be good…or good at it. ❤️
I’ve just been living the guardian life. Making progress lil by lil and helping a friend catch up on some things. I also started a rerun of Final Shape for fun. Might actually run Lightfall first. I hope everyone has had a nice Friday.
I love you all.
Be good…or good at it. ❤️
It feels like an especially great time for horror games.
Or is it just me? 🤔
Or is it just me? 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It feels like an especially great time for horror games.
Or is it just me? 🤔
Or is it just me? 🤔
At this point I’m retiring the daily Deftones name change for now. I’ll remain as follows for the foreseeable future as it’s simply one of my favorite songs of all time.
Thank you for your support. ❤️
Thank you for your support. ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
At this point I’m retiring the daily Deftones name change for now. I’ll remain as follows for the foreseeable future as it’s simply one of my favorite songs of all time.
Thank you for your support. ❤️
Thank you for your support. ❤️
Happy 🦃 Day!
I literally cooked a bird for 5 hours last night but at least it’s out of the way. 😆
I literally cooked a bird for 5 hours last night but at least it’s out of the way. 😆
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Happy 🦃 Day!
I literally cooked a bird for 5 hours last night but at least it’s out of the way. 😆
I literally cooked a bird for 5 hours last night but at least it’s out of the way. 😆
Treated myself to an early Christmas present. Now I’ll have a big boy watch. 🦍
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Treated myself to an early Christmas present. Now I’ll have a big boy watch. 🦍
That was fast. 😆
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
That was fast. 😆
Good morning 🌞
Today is the last day of our week here. Then tomorrow I’ll cook a turkey for my son and I. As for my 4 day weekend plans, I’ll probably game and exercise. I hope everyone is feeling good.
Take care ❤️
Today is the last day of our week here. Then tomorrow I’ll cook a turkey for my son and I. As for my 4 day weekend plans, I’ll probably game and exercise. I hope everyone is feeling good.
Take care ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Good morning 🌞
Today is the last day of our week here. Then tomorrow I’ll cook a turkey for my son and I. As for my 4 day weekend plans, I’ll probably game and exercise. I hope everyone is feeling good.
Take care ❤️
Today is the last day of our week here. Then tomorrow I’ll cook a turkey for my son and I. As for my 4 day weekend plans, I’ll probably game and exercise. I hope everyone is feeling good.
Take care ❤️
Good night 🌙
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Good night 🌙
“Liked” to have a good time. Most of these things would be a no today. 😏
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“Liked” to have a good time. Most of these things would be a no today. 😏
Good morning 🌞
Putting my best foot forward is all I could ever want in this life. I now feel worthy of love and respect. And you should too. ❤️
Putting my best foot forward is all I could ever want in this life. I now feel worthy of love and respect. And you should too. ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Good morning 🌞
Putting my best foot forward is all I could ever want in this life. I now feel worthy of love and respect. And you should too. ❤️
Putting my best foot forward is all I could ever want in this life. I now feel worthy of love and respect. And you should too. ❤️
Good night 🌙
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Good night 🌙
One of the things I love about BlueSky is that my experience here is pretty much completely devoid of console war bullshit. I can’t begin to describe how much happier I am without that level of toxicity in my life. 🦍
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
One of the things I love about BlueSky is that my experience here is pretty much completely devoid of console war bullshit. I can’t begin to describe how much happier I am without that level of toxicity in my life. 🦍
Returnal is very easily one of the greatest pieces of entertainment media ever conceived. If you own a PS5 or PC you owe to it to yourself to play it. It might seem daunting at first but please, see it through. Piecing it all together is so worth it. I could talk about this game forever. 🦍
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Returnal is very easily one of the greatest pieces of entertainment media ever conceived. If you own a PS5 or PC you owe to it to yourself to play it. It might seem daunting at first but please, see it through. Piecing it all together is so worth it. I could talk about this game forever. 🦍
Whenever I personally discover music that moves me I’m going to share it here. I discovered this over the weekend and now I can’t stop listening to it. Enjoy. 😊
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Whenever I personally discover music that moves me I’m going to share it here. I discovered this over the weekend and now I can’t stop listening to it. Enjoy. 😊
Since I started working out, pretzels have become my favorite snack. Especially peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets. 🤤
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Since I started working out, pretzels have become my favorite snack. Especially peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets. 🤤