Clementine🍊
@thementine.bsky.social
Futch loverboy, Klingon apologist, Agender scoundrel.
29, NSFW, grown folk only (21+)
they/he
29, NSFW, grown folk only (21+)
they/he
Pinned
Clementine🍊
@thementine.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Getting this sorted off rip: I like evil sex, nerd shit, and am cursed with an idiolect a lot like if a regency-era vampire was black and born in the 90s so if you can't be cool about it hit the bricks
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Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...
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Baha and Samaa are doing their best to insulate their new home in Gaza City. Donations are helping to make it more liveable. They have a proper toilet for the first time in months gofund.me/db56c7ce3 @mommunism.bsky.social @lexialex.bsky.social @slimyswampghost.bsky.social #MutualAid #SkyAid #Gaza 🍉
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Baha and Samaa are doing their best to insulate their new home in Gaza City. Donations are helping to make it more liveable. They have a proper toilet for the first time in months gofund.me/db56c7ce3 @mommunism.bsky.social @lexialex.bsky.social @slimyswampghost.bsky.social #MutualAid #SkyAid #Gaza 🍉
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🩸 𝔳𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔰𝔬𝔥𝔬 𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔰𝔢 🩸
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
🩸 𝔳𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔰𝔬𝔥𝔬 𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔰𝔢 🩸
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COMMUNION with @houseofdebauchery.bsky.social 🍷
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
COMMUNION with @houseofdebauchery.bsky.social 🍷
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Good Image Descriptions include:
1) How are you posed? (Exp: upward angle shot of X on her knees, ass facing the viewer)
2) What are you wearing? Be thorough (ie colors, material)
3) What are you doing and what objects are you using (if any)?
4) Give some indication of environment/setting.
Boom.
1) How are you posed? (Exp: upward angle shot of X on her knees, ass facing the viewer)
2) What are you wearing? Be thorough (ie colors, material)
3) What are you doing and what objects are you using (if any)?
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Boom.
“me being sexy” is not alt text.
“me sitting down” is not alt text.
And just to be clear, what most of us are doing is an Image Description [I.D.] or Video Description [V.D.]
If we can’t visualize what your image or video is by your alt text/description, it is not good alt text. Please write.
“me sitting down” is not alt text.
And just to be clear, what most of us are doing is an Image Description [I.D.] or Video Description [V.D.]
If we can’t visualize what your image or video is by your alt text/description, it is not good alt text. Please write.
July 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Good Image Descriptions include:
1) How are you posed? (Exp: upward angle shot of X on her knees, ass facing the viewer)
2) What are you wearing? Be thorough (ie colors, material)
3) What are you doing and what objects are you using (if any)?
4) Give some indication of environment/setting.
Boom.
1) How are you posed? (Exp: upward angle shot of X on her knees, ass facing the viewer)
2) What are you wearing? Be thorough (ie colors, material)
3) What are you doing and what objects are you using (if any)?
4) Give some indication of environment/setting.
Boom.
couldn't relate to my friends' interests in mommy dommes until entering a fulltime, lifestyle dynamic with my app usage/blocker app. she's the firm, calm, discerning hand I never new I needed.
September 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
couldn't relate to my friends' interests in mommy dommes until entering a fulltime, lifestyle dynamic with my app usage/blocker app. she's the firm, calm, discerning hand I never new I needed.
sat at the nexus of severe touch-avoidance, a desire/fear of being known, and an understanding that the only way to increase my confidence/competence is by trusting my more experienced peers to walk through this with me. I'd rather play in traffic than face this.
September 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
sat at the nexus of severe touch-avoidance, a desire/fear of being known, and an understanding that the only way to increase my confidence/competence is by trusting my more experienced peers to walk through this with me. I'd rather play in traffic than face this.
having dreams where all your teeth fall out is fucked up, but why are mine specifically about wearing my retainer *making* them fall out?? how is that fair!
August 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
having dreams where all your teeth fall out is fucked up, but why are mine specifically about wearing my retainer *making* them fall out?? how is that fair!
flagging & masking is the hottest thing in the world. shouts out to the gays at the architectural salvage and all the covid realist sluts in the world ✨🧡
July 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
flagging & masking is the hottest thing in the world. shouts out to the gays at the architectural salvage and all the covid realist sluts in the world ✨🧡
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Funny to see ppl get mad at us so called “alt-text police” for trying to use a tool on BlueSky that’s meant for accessibility in an age of rampant inaccessibility and facism so our pages are more accessible for everyone??? Do you not care about that???
July 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Funny to see ppl get mad at us so called “alt-text police” for trying to use a tool on BlueSky that’s meant for accessibility in an age of rampant inaccessibility and facism so our pages are more accessible for everyone??? Do you not care about that???
Refining my own masochism by reading reviews of my favorite author on Storygraph
July 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Refining my own masochism by reading reviews of my favorite author on Storygraph
really fucked up that I have to work a job when I could be fishing or watching fishing tip videos or perusing tackle shops for supplies to take fishing
June 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
really fucked up that I have to work a job when I could be fishing or watching fishing tip videos or perusing tackle shops for supplies to take fishing
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Some weird dismissive responses from people who’ve never had to present hundreds of pages of documents, face interrogation by suspicious officials, pay exorbitant fees & face prospects you’ll be preemptively rejected anyway when wanting to travel for like 3 days to a foreign white country.
relooted is being made by a team of developers from numerous african countries, but only its white south african creative director was able to demo it to summer game fest attendees. this was most certainly not always the plan
June 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Some weird dismissive responses from people who’ve never had to present hundreds of pages of documents, face interrogation by suspicious officials, pay exorbitant fees & face prospects you’ll be preemptively rejected anyway when wanting to travel for like 3 days to a foreign white country.
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🚨 PHILLY VS. ICE 🚨
Five of our neighbors were kidnapped by ICE today. Folks have called for an *emergency protest* at the Federal Detention Center at 700 Arch St. beginning at 4pm.
Come prepared, mask up, stay safe, raise hell. Let’s give these fascist monsters a real Philly welcome 🧊
Five of our neighbors were kidnapped by ICE today. Folks have called for an *emergency protest* at the Federal Detention Center at 700 Arch St. beginning at 4pm.
Come prepared, mask up, stay safe, raise hell. Let’s give these fascist monsters a real Philly welcome 🧊
June 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🚨 PHILLY VS. ICE 🚨
Five of our neighbors were kidnapped by ICE today. Folks have called for an *emergency protest* at the Federal Detention Center at 700 Arch St. beginning at 4pm.
Come prepared, mask up, stay safe, raise hell. Let’s give these fascist monsters a real Philly welcome 🧊
Five of our neighbors were kidnapped by ICE today. Folks have called for an *emergency protest* at the Federal Detention Center at 700 Arch St. beginning at 4pm.
Come prepared, mask up, stay safe, raise hell. Let’s give these fascist monsters a real Philly welcome 🧊
when people ask me what it's like visiting my family in Michigan I'm going to show them 1 picture of me fishing, 1 picture of me embracing my family, 1 picture of a snapping turtle laying eggs at the sportsmans club, 1 picture of a beautiful sunset, and 5 pictures of guns
June 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
when people ask me what it's like visiting my family in Michigan I'm going to show them 1 picture of me fishing, 1 picture of me embracing my family, 1 picture of a snapping turtle laying eggs at the sportsmans club, 1 picture of a beautiful sunset, and 5 pictures of guns
genuinely in crisis because I can't remember the name of my pet snails from 2020
May 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
genuinely in crisis because I can't remember the name of my pet snails from 2020
danced, sang karaoke, pet several stray cats, and bought trans leather VHS porn. this party really checked all the boxes for me tbh
April 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
danced, sang karaoke, pet several stray cats, and bought trans leather VHS porn. this party really checked all the boxes for me tbh
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Reminder that my menu exists! Can also offer services at sliding scale if necessary. Please pay Black trans SWers like myself.
Due to my housing prospects being at risk, I need the lurkers to finally pay their dues. Truly if you don’t, I’m screwed. My livelihood is more important than your nut.
Due to my housing prospects being at risk, I need the lurkers to finally pay their dues. Truly if you don’t, I’m screwed. My livelihood is more important than your nut.
April 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Reminder that my menu exists! Can also offer services at sliding scale if necessary. Please pay Black trans SWers like myself.
Due to my housing prospects being at risk, I need the lurkers to finally pay their dues. Truly if you don’t, I’m screwed. My livelihood is more important than your nut.
Due to my housing prospects being at risk, I need the lurkers to finally pay their dues. Truly if you don’t, I’m screwed. My livelihood is more important than your nut.
Finally watching the Severance finale. God I love diegetic scoring.
April 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Finally watching the Severance finale. God I love diegetic scoring.
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Told y’all.
If you’re white you can’t crash out you can only go bonkers.
March 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Told y’all.
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Remember: It's legal for them to lie to you.
But it's illegal for you to lie to them.
You can't talk your way out of detention or arrest, but you can sure talk your way into it. Every day is STFU Friday.
But it's illegal for you to lie to them.
You can't talk your way out of detention or arrest, but you can sure talk your way into it. Every day is STFU Friday.
By the way, see a lot of folks confused by how ICE can call themselves “police” and basically lie to targets. I wrote (almost seven years ago now, how time flies!!) about how this is also completely legal and in fact is a specifically-sanctioned tactic the agency has
The ICE Ruse: How Agents Impersonate Local Law Enforcement and Lie to Make Arrests - Documented
This article was co-published with The Daily Beast.Leer en EspañolIt was early in the morning when Miguel found his Brooklyn apartment surrounded by people clad in vests emblazoned: “POLICE.” Immigra...
documentedny.com
March 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Remember: It's legal for them to lie to you.
But it's illegal for you to lie to them.
You can't talk your way out of detention or arrest, but you can sure talk your way into it. Every day is STFU Friday.
But it's illegal for you to lie to them.
You can't talk your way out of detention or arrest, but you can sure talk your way into it. Every day is STFU Friday.
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Griot Anthology ashcan is out! 90+ pages, 6 TTRPGs from great black designers making space for blackness in the past, present, and future. Some dope stuff here that you should check out. thoughtcrimegames.itch.io/griot-anthol...
Griot Anthology (Ashcan) by Thoughtcrime Games
a zine of microTTRPGs and micro-settings from black TTRPG designers.
thoughtcrimegames.itch.io
March 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Griot Anthology ashcan is out! 90+ pages, 6 TTRPGs from great black designers making space for blackness in the past, present, and future. Some dope stuff here that you should check out. thoughtcrimegames.itch.io/griot-anthol...